Robert Lindsay: Has the MABRC captured a Bigfoot?
"Machine Gun" Lindsay is back again. This latest "news" suggest that Ed Smith, the founder of the Middle America Bigfoot Research Center (MABRC), has a dead Bigfoot in their possession. Lindsay thinks the DNA tests results are what's holding them back from making the discovery public. Sounds crazy, right? Here's what Robert Lindsay wrote today on his blog about the rumor:
Has the MABRC captured a Bigfoot? Middle America Bigfoot Research Center is run by Ed Smith, a typical unpleasant, egotistical, narcissistic, loumouthed blowhard that we know so well in this business. Ed has been talking a great game for years now, but he’s never had a thing to show for it. All bark and no bite is his name.
Specifically, he’s claimed to have definitive biological Bigfoot evidence for a long time, and he claims that it was tested at genetics labs. However, the results that he laid out on his website don’t seem to make any kind of sense at all. So that’s the story with Ed Smith.
However, this post on October 11 is rather interesting.
I’m posting this in order to end some of the rumor mill speculation as to the reasons for my exit from the group. My expanding responsibilities of the family enterprise and the creation of a new business entity just would not allow me to continue in my original role in the O-6.
The remaining members of the group have been working diligently to get thier (sic) new organization on its feet and I’m sure they will achieve thier (sic)post capture goals and I wish them continued success.
Until next time…
_________________
Ed Smith
Am I imagining things, or did Ed Smith just imply that MABRC has already captured a Bigfoot?! He’s probably full of it as usual, or else the sentence was meant to have some meaning other than the one I read into it, but it might be nice to put Ed in the spotlight and at least have him explain what he means in this post.
If indeed MABRC has captured a Bigfoot, that is huge news indeed!
[via Robert Lindsay]
Lindsay you tit.
ReplyDeletelindsay looks like a petaphile
ReplyDeletePetaphile = One who molests people who oppose people who eat and wear animals?
DeleteYes, I too think he looks like a pedophile. Oh, and I wish he'd go away.
If you had ever read anything else from his blog you would realize he IS a pedophile amongst many other unsavory things.
DeleteKetchum's behavior is a mystery. Last February she said the paper was all done and the results will be beautiful. She also said she would be making a personal announcement within the month. They weren't and she didn't.
ReplyDeleteNot much has come from her public statements, and there have been many, until recently and the cryptic comment about asking her questions not Sally.
Doesn't look good to me, but then I am limited to the never ending Ketchum Thread in BFF among other public Bigfoot forums, which Lindsay appears to be limited to as well.
If Justin Smeja shot and killed two Bigfoots in October 2010 letting the world in on the secret is long overdue. Not many excuses for not reporting the results of DNA testing on a sample of fresh flesh. Either way it's all looking bad.
The knower already told us that The Ketchum Report ended 2 weeks ago, no paper was submited and the dna was fully human. Why not just listen?
DeleteCause the knower doesn't know.
DeleteYeah, he does.
Deleteknower = null
DeleteKetchum is likely not going to have anything to show. Sykes is a real guy who will produce his report before Ketchum, and it will say inconclusive, that no bigfoot DNA has been found. Ketchum will not produce anything to the contrary, she will propose obstacle after obstacle until everyone loses interest. But it isn't her results that matter, it is the suggestion that she even has results that matters. She says she has bigfoot DNA, which is good enough for those who want to believe her. Proof is not necessary, only the suggestion of proof. That's all we ever get, the suggestion of proof, with no real proof to follow. But some will wave that suggestion around as if it is solid gold.
DeleteOne of the reasons Sykes is doing the study is because of all the other inconclusive results.
DeleteKetchum has left with the Bigfoot she gathered from her Texas habitation sight and returned to the Johto region to do battle with the Elite 4. Apparently there has been much miscommunication, the data was not given to any scientific journal but was instead added into her Pokedex. This was all just part of her quest to catch 'em all.
DeleteBest Wishes,
The Knower
Sykes is doing his study to finally put to bed all the complaints that science won't give it a chance. He is giving it a chance, and will end up with a zero result, and go back to life as usual. Then Melba will be left trying to save face while fading into obscurity.
DeleteThat's your dream scenario maybe, unfortunately it won't happen that way. The only reason Sykes is involved is not to give it a chance, LOL, no it's because he knows Ketchum does indeed have the goods and he would like to be part of that.
DeleteMany of us already know the species is there so it'd be nice to get vindication for the infant riducule but also it's not crucial who does it as long as somebody does it, Sykes or Ketchum or somebody else.
Both those scientists know it's interesting enough to pursue (apparently Ketchum even knows first hand they're real) and that somebody eventually will prove it, they'd like it to be them. Real question is, would they even be allowed to go forward with it.
So far the government (or the shadow government) doesn't want us to know, if they did want us to know such things we'd already know officially about UFOs, Bermuda Triangle, etc.
And as dumb and gullible as the majority of people are, maybe it's no wonder they regard us easy to fool and not ready for the truth of either of these subjects. Almost forty years ago, Berkeley professor John Harder proposed the idea this planet is actually a zoo run by aliens checking in on us every now and then. Not that flattering to hear for the old earthly ego is it, nevertheless you're one of the dummies if you disregard that possibility.
@anonymous 1:09 There is zero mystery why you posted this conspiracy laced alien chicken coop foolishness while hiding who you are.
DeleteWe love you conspiracy theorists, we say look here and you do, we say it wasn't our tech it was aliens and then you build the back story and fill it in for us...we love that all we have to do is put up a sign for you to follow, it says “Line forms here folks, all the Kool-Aide you can drink"
for once I'm proud to stand in the dummy line.you need a girlfriend sir,alien or human.
Deleteright on 1:09
Deleteto think the planet's life forms just evolved by chance is about as ignorant as a person can be. Every day new discovery's are made, scientist are starting to the intelligent design
in our dna.
Think of the solar system as a desert, your traveling around the "desert" stopping at each
planet and they are just like a big rock,
then, you come to earth,millions of life forms
from microscopic to giant blue whale. Every that has to happen for the planet to sustain life has to have perfect conditions.
If it is a natural occurrence, then why didn't it occur more often than not?
and out of all the life forms on this planet,
why are we so far advanced than all the other life forms on the planet? are intelligence is
expanding at a viral rate, while all other life forms go unchanged.
When you step back and look at the big picture, it's easy to see the intelligent design thought our planet, and I don't believe for a moment that all of life on this planet
just happened by chance.
Please explain how RL can make that assumption based on ES's text. I don't understand.
ReplyDeletehe focused on the statement "post capture goals"
DeleteMaybe ES doesn't comprehend the difference between "pre" and "post".
DeleteAnon 12:58, Thank you.
DeleteAll I can say is remeber the rubber suit the community is still reeeling from that one.
ReplyDeleteit didn't hurt that much
DeleteAnother rumor. Another false lead. I will believe it when I see it.
ReplyDeleteLindsay you huge ball of fuck
ReplyDeleteYes, I similarly like to think of Lindsay as a wad of dicks.
DeleteI like to think of Lindsay as a mischievous beaver.
DeleteHow do you "capture" a "dead" bigfoot?!
ReplyDeleteDon't you people see what's happening here? They have Mucklegrunt damnit!
DeleteLONG LIVE MUCKLEGRUNT!!!!
DeleteFree mucklegrunt now. U dirty bastards ...live and let live..long live mucklegrunt!!!
Deletewhy cant these people or groups that imply that they have evidence just come out and say what the hell they have! If i had a body or anything that could in anyway prove that bigfoot is out there i would not be beating around the bush about it, get it out there what the hell are you all afraid of or are they just worried about how much money they can make off of the damn thing!
ReplyDeleteNah, they're just all liars and full of sh*t.
DeleteYou wish.
DeleteRobert, you are a moron. How could you take that as meaning they have a body? You are not credible.
ReplyDeleteROBERT LINSDAY, BARELY MAKING SENSE AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE A CAN OF STEW AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE BIGFOOT STOOL AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE A ROTTEN POPCORN AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE CRUSHED PINEAPPLE ON A LOPSIDED FENCE AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE AN EGG NAILED TO A WOOD LOG AGAIN, ROBERT LINDSAY, LOOKING LIKE A BAG OS DISSOLVING CHEETOS AGAIN
ReplyDeleteWow
DeleteThat was weird. I agree... but weird.
Yeah but I kind of enjoyed it in a weird way.
DeleteLmfao! Makes no sense, but it made me laugh.
Deletenothing really new. just sos. I'm waiting for that stealth ship to come up with some sheeet.
ReplyDeleteI think though that after all these years since 1967
that eventually nothing will be found.
A giant ape...really? A caveman hiding for eons...really?
It just ain't gonna happen..twenty years from today it will be the same 'ol sheeet!
Heck no, technology's too good now and never been better in fact. Counteracting's been the main culprit but we're gonna crack this mystery in our lifetime you can bet on that, whatever the species is.
DeletePerhaps it is true, Robert, that you have made and inference. However, I am not certain that a specific implication was posited.
ReplyDeleteI think it is perhaps the hubris of Smith to take the capture for granted and simply move to the "post capture goals" -- d3w177
Waz up Dark Wing Duck?????
DeleteMABRC is just getting trolled by Smith and they don't even know it.
ReplyDeleteI will say this, Robert Lindsay is an ass clown. None of the "FACTS" that he states are even correct. Ed is not the founder of the MABRC, he is not even an organizational member, he is a "FORUM" member. Ed is a member of the Orig-6, a separate entity from the MABRC. The MABRC allowed Ed Smith to post his group's information on the MABRC Forums for public consumption. If the MABRC had a body, Dr.'s Meldrum and Bindernagel would be the first we would contact and NOT Robert Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you guys know Robert Lindsay is a credible journalist? Why I have never met any other person with as much integrity. How can you attack such a fine upstanding, virile, and pure of heart stud muffin? Just thinking of descriptives for him is getting me hard.
DeleteWe can neither confirm or deny the existence of a body. I will state this unequivocally that Ed Smith IS our friend.
DeleteI wish someone would capture bigfoot and put him in a cage..throw Robert lindsay in there with him so bigfoot could have his way with little bobby. Nah forget it lindsay might enjoy the experience way too much.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I have read, the mabrc has plans to cature a BF and it sounds to me that Mr. Smith is just being presumptive about or if the capture takes place in the future.
ReplyDeleteWe can neither confirm or deny the existence of a body. I will state this unequivocally that Ed Smith IS our friend.
ReplyDeleteGuys, for the record, Ed Smith did not found MABRC. D.W. Darking Lee did.
ReplyDeleteI think the idiot who wrote this article needs to find a new line of work! This whole website sucks.
ReplyDelete+10000000000000
DeleteI've missed Bobby's ladies glasses and permanent these last few months.
ReplyDeleteI have enjoyed reading your comments. If a body of a big foot has been aquired I dont believe it will ever be made public as the mystery would no longer be and people would invariably look to wipe them out and destroy what ever freedom and elusive habitat they have because that is what we humans do to phenomenon we dont understand! I would love to take part in an expedition of tracking a big foot, however if I found one I would think long and hard as to wether I would genuinely make it public or not! Some things are never meant to be publicised and The Satsquatch has done a superlative job to date to make sure this never happens. Happy hunting folks from a small corner of Ireland. Long live BIGFOOT;-)
ReplyDelete.
That's why captured or dead squatches never see the light of day so to speak, because captors or killers suddenly have second thoughts about their own place in the greater scheme of things and what they'd possibly start in all kinds of unpleasant discussions from history to biology to religion. We're creatures of habit and complacency, we actually like and prefer the God lie we're currently living so squatches are considered party crashers by our rulers that simply don't fit in anywhere they're there alright but uninvited guests. In other words, squatch deniers are those with the invented fantasy not bigfooters.
Deletewe could convert them heathen squatches and save their godless souls,while selling them whiskey and taking their gold,raping the young and destroying the old.
DeleteIron Maiden and bigfoot,pretty cool huh?
DeleteThe official word: Still no bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. Wait I heard that they did find one, put him in a freezer, but the government stooges in black suits came and took him away.
Deletea least bigfoot was made in the usa
ReplyDeleteThat's right!
DeleteTEAM AMERICA, FUCK YEA!!!
The official word: Bigfoot isn't real
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DeleteMelba K . here suck my big fat pussy you unintelligent bunch of fucking brain dead dickless asshole's faggot's ill release my paper when I want to until then FUCK OFF
DeleteYeah, that would be the rantings of a college educated person, shut up you Dork
DeleteIf the DNA evidence fro the Sierra Kills turned out to truly human then, Justin would be behind bars for murder or manslaughter. FACT
ReplyDeleteOh please, how old are you. No one is going to jail someone for shooting a monster.
Deletei have been coming to this site as a skeptic for some time noe because i like to have an open mind about potentially undiscovered species and i have to say the more time goes by the more convinced i am that bigfoot does not exist. i did feel they were mythical before i started coming to this site it's true but if anything this site has only reinforced that opinion. i don't know how many articles i have read on here with various people promising new exciting evidence and yet not one of them has ever produced a damn thing. all it shows is that there are a huge amount of bullshiters in the bigfoot community. don't any of you believers ever get fed up with it? do yourselves a favour and accept that they don't exist. i mean that with all due respect.
ReplyDeletei am a skeptic who posted an unoffensive comment a few mins ago and it was removed. is your belief in bigfoot really that delicate? removing my post really was pathetic. what are you so afraid of?
ReplyDeletei retract my last statement. my original post has reappeared. don't know where it disappeared to. weird.
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