Our friend Damian Bravo, who has an interesting theory about Bigfoots and caves, is probably going to love this story. A naked man living in a cave in a canyon outside El Paso is currently scaring away hikers. Locals believe he has been living in the cave for about three years. Nearby apartment residents claim he's been stealing their clothes and have seen him bathe in the laundry room.
A reporter from KVIA-TV news visited the cave area and discovered some dead snakes in a tin:
He said the snakes in the tin nearby were for the animals in the mountain and not his own food.
"From the dumpster buffets and the fast food joints," he said of how he gets his food. "I'm a plasma donor. I'm not dying of anything, I'm drug-free and disease-free. God has blessed me with very good health."
The man said he's not hurting anyone and lives off donations and recycling cans.
"What is my crime? You ask my good neighbors, most of them help me," he said before dismissing those who complain about him as busybodies. "I'm sin-free in every city. I'm baptized and saved. They need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more."
One hiker, who was initially chased away, returned and captured this footage of the showdown between him and the caveman: