MABRC Member Recollects Bigfoot Grass Ball Attack
Holy macro! Bigfoot Lunch Club just posted an article about Bigfoots throwing grass balls at MABRC researchers. Here's an excerpt from a report by D.W. Lee:
By 11:00 PM, the "balls" of grass being thrown and started slowing down, and I decided it was time for a face to face to occur with the thrower, so I picked up my small flashlight and walked out to where we thought the creatures would be laying, throwing the grass at us. I traveled about 75 feet out into the brush, and discovered trails were something had been crawling through (Will be going back out there today to take pictures of these trails.) and even where they had been possibly pulling the grass up.
Head over to Bigfoot Lunch Club for the full report.
*throws a grass ball*
ReplyDeleteFIRST
#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeleteNigfoots are so bad ass
ReplyDeleteNIGFOOTS..REALLY?! RACIST ASSHOLE! I HATE RACIST PEOPLE!!!
DeleteI hate sandniggers
DeleteThose look choice
ReplyDeleteDelicious
Bullshit, DW would of ate them before they hit the ground.
ReplyDeletehe is a fatty fatty boomblatty and everything the mabrc says is full of it. DW also ate my dog.
DeleteLooks like a Carl Spackler bent grass
ReplyDeleteThose look like moss mud balls with a garnish of fern.
ReplyDeleteI'd eat one just for shits-n-giggles
ReplyDeleteI mean, who throws a fricken grass ball? Really.
ReplyDeleteToo bad bigfoot didn't throw his poop at people, then we could get good samples.
ReplyDeleteCue the poop in a jar guy....
DeleteYou could put it in a jar and let it age.
DeleteI store my excrement within a glass vial.
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
DeleteThere it is..
DeleteMore common than you think.
ReplyDeleteAs a child, every spring we would make meat helmets and throw grass balls. Summers in Rangoon, typical stuff.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds.....like any child I suppose.
DeleteThis has got to be a joke... I thought Bigfoot threw his own feces!?
ReplyDeleteYour thinking of the Jack Links Bigfoot. He's got more 'tude then an average Bigfoot.
DeleteRocks inflict more pain. That seems to be the preferred ammo.
ReplyDeleteYou know some schmuck is typing a response up now about how Bigfoots realize they may have been injuring people and now they've decided to use less lethal ammunition.
DeleteWhat serious researcher uses/brings a spotlight on a BF?? Idiots!! Good way to end all the activity/fun...
ReplyDeleteIt's the MABRC. They are good at researching fast food and BBQ.
Deletefishing for doughnuts with dw, fatty fatty boomblatty
DeleteI am sure at least one of those grass balls would have had to have some hair in it...
ReplyDeleteTHIS JUST IN
ReplyDeleteLol rocks, trees, branches and now grass balls.
Seems these Bigfeet must be behind these, not sensible things like the wind!
Megaphone Man
Major Cork Soaker. ^
DeleteIf Bigfoot took a epic dump could you hear it a mile away?
ReplyDeleteThat just blew my mind.
DeleteI would suggest a controlled experiment. Give one of these to Justin Verlander and see how far he can throw it and with what accuracy.
ReplyDeleteChuck
D.W. Lee could not recognize a real bigfoot even if he posted it on his own youtube channel!
ReplyDeleteThe pic used in this is not the actual "grass balls" but then again this blog has no credibility or interest in evidence anyway. Troll on folks
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