MABRC Member Recollects Bigfoot Grass Ball Attack

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Holy macro! Bigfoot Lunch Club just posted an article about Bigfoots throwing grass balls at MABRC researchers. Here's an excerpt from a report by D.W. Lee:

By 11:00 PM, the "balls" of grass being thrown and started slowing down, and I decided it was time for a face to face to occur with the thrower, so I picked up my small flashlight and walked out to where we thought the creatures would be laying, throwing the grass at us. I traveled about 75 feet out into the brush, and discovered trails were something had been crawling through (Will be going back out there today to take pictures of these trails.) and even where they had been possibly pulling the grass up.

Head over to Bigfoot Lunch Club for the full report.

Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    *throws a grass ball*
    FIRST

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  2. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

    #looneytoons approved

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  3. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:37:00 PM PDT

    Nigfoots are so bad ass

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

      NIGFOOTS..REALLY?! RACIST ASSHOLE! I HATE RACIST PEOPLE!!!

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 5:59:00 AM PDT

      I hate sandniggers

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  4. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:39:00 PM PDT

    Those look choice

    Delicious

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  5. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

    Bullshit, DW would of ate them before they hit the ground.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 3:27:00 PM PDT

      he is a fatty fatty boomblatty and everything the mabrc says is full of it. DW also ate my dog.

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  6. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:47:00 PM PDT

    Looks like a Carl Spackler bent grass

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  7. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

    Those look like moss mud balls with a garnish of fern.

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  8. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

    I'd eat one just for shits-n-giggles

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  9. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

    I mean, who throws a fricken grass ball? Really.

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  10. Mayor McCheeseMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

    Too bad bigfoot didn't throw his poop at people, then we could get good samples.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

    More common than you think.

    As a child, every spring we would make meat helmets and throw grass balls. Summers in Rangoon, typical stuff.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 10:59:00 PM PDT

      When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds.....like any child I suppose.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

    This has got to be a joke... I thought Bigfoot threw his own feces!?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:17:00 PM PDT

      Your thinking of the Jack Links Bigfoot. He's got more 'tude then an average Bigfoot.

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  13. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

    Rocks inflict more pain. That seems to be the preferred ammo.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 6:48:00 PM PDT

      You know some schmuck is typing a response up now about how Bigfoots realize they may have been injuring people and now they've decided to use less lethal ammunition.

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  14. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

    What serious researcher uses/brings a spotlight on a BF?? Idiots!! Good way to end all the activity/fun...

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 8:14:00 PM PDT

      It's the MABRC. They are good at researching fast food and BBQ.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 3:29:00 PM PDT

      fishing for doughnuts with dw, fatty fatty boomblatty

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  15. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 7:41:00 PM PDT

    I am sure at least one of those grass balls would have had to have some hair in it...

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  16. AnonymousMonday, October 8, 2012 at 7:46:00 PM PDT

    THIS JUST IN
    Lol rocks, trees, branches and now grass balls.

    Seems these Bigfeet must be behind these, not sensible things like the wind!
    Megaphone Man

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  17. vinconMonday, October 8, 2012 at 10:28:00 PM PDT

    If Bigfoot took a epic dump could you hear it a mile away?

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  18. Alpha DogTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 5:11:00 AM PDT

    I would suggest a controlled experiment. Give one of these to Justin Verlander and see how far he can throw it and with what accuracy.

    Chuck

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  19. AnonymousTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 2:14:00 PM PDT

    D.W. Lee could not recognize a real bigfoot even if he posted it on his own youtube channel!

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  20. AnonymousTuesday, October 9, 2012 at 2:19:00 PM PDT

    The pic used in this is not the actual "grass balls" but then again this blog has no credibility or interest in evidence anyway. Troll on folks

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