Joe Black Still Raving About Blurity, The Magical Software That Makes Everything Look More Like a Bigfoot


After thanking us for showing him the "Blurity" software, Joe Black can't stop talking about it. Blurity is a new software that can make things less blurry. Black claims that the software is working so well for him that Blobsquatch features like "eyes, noses, skin tone, ears, and mouths have become clearer and more visible."

"Not once have I discovered what I claimed as being a Bigfoot has turned out to be a clump of vegetation," he says.

"Thanks to the Blurity software many of the 'BlobSqautches' are being transformed into Bigfoot."

Below is an example of the type of image he uses Blurity on:


Check out Black's website to see how Blurity can transform a regular bush into Bigfoot.

This video shows Blurity being used to remove the blur from a blurry photo of a hockey goalie.


Comments

  1. The Knower here again:

    I just got off the phone with my source at the ketchum camp.
    I can confirm that the dna was just native american on the female and celtic on the male side. I can also confirm that tom biscardi actually has more proof than what you may think and never hoaxed anything.

    I also can tell you that Todd Standing actually has quite a bit of evidence as well. I have been in regular contact with Todd, and he has informed me of the location of Sylvanic. i will not reveal this at the moment, but i have been near the location before surprisingly. He has given me new footage that i will show later this week thats groundbreaking.

    Also i have huge news coming out later this week. Lets just say that you wont be disappointed and that it proves that wood apes dont exist.

    I also have been told that Justin Smeja actually didnt shoot any bigfoot at all, but actually killed a hoaxer and his son that day dressed in monkey suits, and was paid to switch the story. He was given a piece of a mongoose hide which he then gave to ketchum who pronounced it genuine to aid in the cover up.

    Big news coming soon

    The Real Knower

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    1. And the hair and poop were from know aliens that also agree to participate in the hoax before returning to their home planet in the Gamberian Galaxy.

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    2. The Knower is like my poop in a jar,old and stinky.

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  2. Joe Black is a tit. End of story.

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  3. Joe Black is Erik Beckjord reincarnated. It's fun to have him around.

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    1. My name is d3w177 and I approve this message.

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  4. The real Knower here (not the guy above)
    The Knower here,

    I think you guys are under the impression i somehow know "everything" about your Fantasy world(footz). However, I have managed to contact several higher ups in the BF world, some disgruntled, that want to share with you, through me.

    Take my insight, and KNOW the truth, or leave it, and continue to drown in the sea of hoaxing and deception you are accustomed to.

    I'm here to help.

    Heres ALL I can comment on.

    The paper aint happening. It did NOT get accepted by any journals. I have this from a VERY reliable source from inside the camp.

    2 members of biptos team and the property owner are in cahoots to drive the "area x " land value up. Hes being hoaxed.

    The person who found the fake trackway is in cahoots with several members of the team that found the fake prints

    And

    I have 100% undeniable proof that the actusl Patty suit is found.

    Only "total fucking idiots" will keep going on about me being "parn, or drew". Just because I know the suit exists isnt "hurrr .. Durrrr... He be a skeptic so he must be one of the 3 we know". That, dear Sirs, is an assumption more befitting of a 10 year old. A dumb 10 year old at that.

    Everything I have stated so far has come to pass.

    If you want answers, simply ask questions.

    Are you interested in the world of bigfoot? Do you want to know whos hoaxing? And why? Maybe even theres REAL evidence out there of BF?

    Just ask.

    Instead of "omg he say there b a pgf soot he be skeptic he be parn"

    Now.

    Back to our regular scheduled programming.

    Yours Faithfully
    The Knower.

    Ps cool pics.

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  5. The Knower here once again:
    not the first one on the page, I might even display some of my proof that the suit is a fake. Always look for knowledge to guide you.
    Again, the suit photos and video will be displayed but physical examination is impossible at this time as the owners dont want to discredit the film.

    I have several sources high in the BF community, and i can tell you for a fact that Dr. Sykes is currently running hair samples from Indians as well. He got fooled into running them by the same people who faked the trackway. Ive got 100 percent proof of this, and the patty suit. It will soon be displayed for all to see, but physical examination will not be possible. You will all see soon.

    And something really big is about to happen very soon. Stay tuned.

    The Knower

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    1. Soon,soon.































      You're a funny lil'jackass........

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    2. ^^^ the post was not made by the knower.

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  6. October 20,Right Biscardi,look but don't look too closely.I give up

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  7. Interesting how you slant the story and totally ignore some very interesting footage from this guy on his YouTube channel, but Shawn is a jerk and is more worried about clicks and making money so does not surprise me...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jl6cE8VvAQ

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