If You Were Matt Moneymaker, How Would You Answer This Question?


We're voting Matt Moneymaker for President of the United States this November. He doesn't need a teleprompter or notes on a piece of paper to know what he should say.

If someone asked you the following question, how would you answer?:

"Me & my bro just back from holidays in NJ and heard strange bear like roars in a woods near back garden at nite. any possibility it could have been a Sasquatch?"

Here is Moneymaker's response and this is why he is President of the BFRO and star of Finding Bigfoot:


Comments

  1. HaHaHa.... Sasquatch in NJ... Hey Big Tony, get the gun!! HaHaHa...

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  2. If Moneymaker had debated Romney instead of Obama it would have been much more entertaining.

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  3. He's right about bears not roaring, but only if he's referring to black bears. Polar bears and grizzly bears can make a roar sound, but there are no polar bears or grizzly bears in New Jersey. so he must be referring only to black bears.

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  4. I think Matt needs to get his sounds organized. I thought Sasquatches "howled". I've never heard anyone refer to Bigfoot noises as "roars".

    I fully expected Matt to say "Squatches are very good at imitating bears. If it sounded like a bear, it was probably a squatch trying to scare away other bears".

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  5. It was probably my ex wife. Just toss her a bottle of booze and she will shut up.

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  6. It was not a bear or a bigfoot, it was the Jersey Devil.

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    1. It was Man-Bear-Pig, I'm cereal, super cereal!

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  7. "This part of New Jersey and the surrounding regions are ripe with BFRO reports. Activity like the type described is definitely in keeping with the my own experience. I would say the creature that created these growls was definitely unknown to the witness and most likely a squatch." -- Matt Moneymaker (d3w177)

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  8. MM approves of your brown-nosing.

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  9. How could MM not be President of the MM Club?

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  10. He heard nothing himself. He knows nothing about the reporting witness, their truthfulness or their seriousness and immediately declares the supposed source of the alleged sound to be "most likely a squatch." Yeah, that's reasonable.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC837oh98_Y

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    1. Is that a direct quote from his tweet?? You're a lying piece of shit.

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  11. If Moneymaker was debating Obama, instead of Romney, then there would be two complete freaking idiotic retarded douche bags on the stage.

    The Squatchanator

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  12. Hells yah - let's get this party started. Jersey Shore cast gets eaten by a BF. I'd watch it, pay good money.

    MM!

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  13. dude:"Hey I heard these bear like roars, what do you make of it"

    Moneymaker: "Did you have a sandwich go missing"

    dude :" totally!"

    MM: "Must be a squatch"

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  14. There are no sasquatches in New Jersey!!!

    Yeah, like an 8-10 foot tall 800 lb bipedal primate is wandering around New Jersey.

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    1. It's not just the place where that TV show is taped, you moron. How many NJ counties have you been to, you geek?

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  15. Well, I don't think I would have come to the immediate conclusion that it could have been a Sasquatch, then again, if we hear a baby crying in the woods, then that could also be a possible Sasquatch. Anything could be interpreted as a Bigfoot by MM.

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    1. So you would have waffled on the conclusion that it would be a possibility? That's why no one asks you anything.

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    2. I don't want anyone asking me anything.

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    3. Well, yes, I can sense you are that type of person.

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    1. Yes, yes it is. But what do you expect from this blog?

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  17. There's a very good possibility (even a much much greater possibility) that it was not a Squatch. Things like this that MM continually regurgitates is the very reason why I do not take him the least bit serious. All sorts of MM classics start out like : "we know Sasquatch"



    LMAO, "We know"........you don't "know" dick Matt.

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    1. Hey, LMAO Hillbilly ... What was it then? What did he hear? What animal makes a big roar-like sound in the woods of New Jersey?

      You got any ideas, Jethro? Or do you just talk shit?

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  18. I live in the dirty jerz and never ever go squatching in my own state. Heard teports but def not a type a bf habitat

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