Here's What Early Man Really Looked Like
Editor's Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence contributor M. Strudwick, a Sasquatch enthusiast.Ever wondered what early man really looked like? Well now there is no reason to do so, because thanks to a team of doctors and professors working for the BBC TV in England, we can now see exactly how Australopithecus Afarensis, Homo Erectus and Neanderthal man looked. Using ancient bone fragments and the latest scientific research, a team of anatomists, anthropologists, archaeologists, sculptors and model makers created the most realistic models ever seen today.
"Some of these skeletons were found years ago but the new technology available is now allowing us to find out more about them."Professor Roberts said: "By piecing together how these three moved, how they looked and how similar they were to us today I think we've gained a better understanding not only of our family history but what it means to be human."
[via www.dailymail.co.uk]
now this is obviously phoney as most of the footers I have encountered don't believe in evolution. and hence early man obviously wore pants to cover his dirty dirty nads
ReplyDeleteWho are you and why are you trolling a Bigfoot site?
Delete12:47 This is Stank he is the sites know it all or so he thinks. when you see his little picture of Andre the giant as Bigfoot just ignore it.
DeleteHill Billy sounds incredibly stupid. Time for you to go back to the woods where you belong.
DeleteJesus loved bigfoot too
DeleteHomo Erectus, a penis! Where's Rictor?
ReplyDeleteWheres Giganthapenicus
DeleteAncient pork swords!!! FABULOUS!!!
Deleteoh my goodness, this site just jumped the shark...lol
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a good thread.
ReplyDeleteJesus, Jesus, put some clothes on! What would the Virgin Bigfoot Mary think! That ain't right!
ReplyDeleteO no, they whipped out the Politically Correct White Guy Caveman, with Genitalia.
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Yes even though some of these species have negroid features, they force them to be white skinned in these PC portrayals. If they have negroid features, they should be black skinned. What's the big deal? Science is full of PC stuff. See? Why blindly trust science and scientists? They are trying to blend races so there is a single race. Why not let those with negroid features be portrayed probably correctly as black? What the hell is the problem with that? PC people should please grow up. Please. Really. Please.
DeleteIf you watched the programme then you would know that Neanderthals had light skin for the same reason as modern Europeans - it's an adaptation to cold climates. It was also based on the fact that Neanderthal DNA shows that some of them have the same gene that produces red hair in modern Euopeans.
DeleteCorrect, DNA evidence shows that Neanderthals were predominantly light skinned with reddish hair. The skull features are not negroid, but rather are archaic, as can be seen in a side by side comparison of Neanderthal skulls and those of modern humans of all races.
DeleteActually, the Neanderthal looks kind of like a stoner...
But remember - you ARE Sasquatch. Just don't ask why early man looks nothing like Sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteI rather see what early woman looked like, huba huba!
ReplyDeleteThe middle one looks like Pedro from Nepolean Dynamite.
ReplyDeleteHai guys, where can I order one of these fap dolls? Can they make it with a larger penis?
ReplyDeleteSame as all these recreations of early humans these days, either very apelike or very humanlike with nothing in between. Probably did not look like that at all.
ReplyDeleteI played football with the guy on the left. I always had an uneasy feeling around him in the showers.
ReplyDeleteThose guys have sasquatch rock art between their legs.
ReplyDeletelol.
Delete"AnonymousWednesday, October 24, 2012 3:22:00 AM PDT
DeleteBut remember - you ARE Sasquatch. Just don't ask why early man looks nothing like Sasquatch."
Because these models are complete B.S. Not a single one of them even accurately shows the shape of the Bone structure. All of them have the torsos looking like ours when ALL of them had A-framed Ape torso's.
Their Neanderthal has eyes too small, arms too short and has a forehead... This is the work of experts? lol
Hell don't take my word for it, look up the skeletons of all these guys and see for your selves.
^^^^^^^Loves Lloyd Pye all up in his taterhole, Anunnaki style!
DeleteI totally agree with Tzieth. Look it up. It's obvious.
DeleteUnfortunately that does require the ability to research it which is way above the capabilities of many here.
While non-human great apes do possess a funnel shaped rib cage (smaller at the top and getting larger toward the bottom), they do generally exhibit a broader chest, mostly due to the much greater muscle mass required for using their upper body for locomotion, and among males, for fighting and defending their group and territory. I would imagine these facts influenced the artists, anthropologists, and anatomists who all contributed to the creation of the models in this article. In fact, the bone structure, thickness, joint size, ligament attachments, and skull features have all lead anthropologists and anatomists to the conclusion that H. neanderthalensis, H. erectus, and many of the other older hominids were heavily muscled, which would give them a larger, broader upper torso, regardless of the shape of their ribcages, since the upper torso is where the largest muscles of the torso are located.
DeleteGuy on the left just needs a wife beater and he'd look just like Justin Smeja.
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The one in the middle looks like Robert lindsay without his glasses plus a really deep tan...
ReplyDeleteHis manhood is quite underwhelming for a black guy.
DeleteThe myth of a large dick on a black man is a lie.
Delete^Says the white or asian guy with a micropenis.
DeleteNo, says women.
DeleteI used to pork a half-black and Chinese girl who was married to a black man. She said my white cock was the biggest and best she ever had, numerous times.
DeleteChinese girl lie to you.
DeleteChigger gals is sexy.
Delete^^^^^She definitely was.......and to 12:37, uh huh, sure, that's why she kept coming back for my big boy beef time and time again and wanted to leave her husband to come live with me. That's when I knew she was crazy (about me and my cock) upstairs and I broke it off. I only have 8 and a 1/4 but apparently its the tits.
DeleteI also whipped it out at a poolside table at our hotel around some of her friends, a Puerto Rogan and a straight up black chick.......the black girl said; "damn! That's a big dick"
DeleteIts good being me.....
Ahahaha, stupid auto correct: Rogan (lol) = Rican
DeleteIf a man has to brag about his lil ol wienie he only has about 2".
DeleteThe guy bragging about his little Johnson is Stank Ape.
DeleteJust passing along a couple of stories of my life's encounters. I know they happened and those there know they happened. Sounds like you two have big cases of penis envy. I've lost count of how many times I've sat back and just been thankful for not being one of the vast majority of guys who have teeny weiners or even an average one. Its awesome....
DeleteWish he had a big penis in his taterhole.^
DeleteTaterholes need love too.....just ask Robert Lindsay....
DeleteWhen God was giving out dicks, Anon 2:22 was at the end of the line.
DeleteWow,he was in luck cause that's were the massive ones were doled out.
DeleteI suppose you were at the start of the line.
Poor bastard.
^^^^^^Sweats stupidity.
DeleteLicks the sweat of stupidity off of balls. ^
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ReplyDeleteM Strudwick a bigfoot enthusiast see how easy it is, no presumptions, a little honesty and living in the real world, bless you M Strudwick.
Yes bless you M Strudsick or whatever your real name is. Are you really a British grandma?
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DeleteI think I found struddy ahhhhhhhhhhhh
The one on the left is riding a primitive skateboard.
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna show off his awesome tricks for monkey girl in an attempt to mate with her.
DeleteWhoever posts this liberal hogwash is pathetic. Evolution is wishful thinking and has already been diproved in the human genome. No transitional fossils have ever been found and java and peeking man are confrimed hoaxes thus no so-called parade of man.Stop beating the proverbial dead horse.
ReplyDeleteI don't beat nothing but my sausage.
Deleteyes...adam and eve populated the whole fucking world and amazingly we don't have webbed feet...you should believe in bigfoot
Deleteall fossils are transitional fossils you idiot.
DeleteIt;s no wonder you are afraid of evolution since you clearly don't understand it at all.
Wow,just wow.
DeleteHill Billy stop drinking the Moundain Dew. I think its eating a hole in your brain affecting you higher thinking capactiy-or lower in your case.
DeleteIt's not Mountain Dew,it's Man Dew.
DeleteHill Billy is right, you backward rubes.
Delete^How much did that jism queen have to pay you to say that?
DeleteHill Billy/Stank Ass is Charles Darwin.
DeleteHow do you understand something that does no exist? The problem we face in our culture/society is we have lost the abillity to distinguish fact from fiction.
DeleteData from Star Trek.^
DeleteThe one on the left looks like Nick Cage in ConAir (probably sounds a lot like him too)
ReplyDeleteNic Cage from Con Air is correct! We'd have also accepted the singer from Nickleback. Congratulations, you win a sassy glassy bigfoot pendant and two tickets to Tim Fasano's Halloween Bash 2012!
DeleteMust be cold in the studio ! Nice happy-trail !
ReplyDeletewhy the small penises?
ReplyDeleteWhy,are you into big ones?
DeleteHaving a big huge dick wouldn't have been efficient for Neanderthals. It would knock off their knees while chasing down prey and get burned while making a fire.
Deletethats darn right
DeleteProbably would have been not to efficient to have a huge dick for that but the ladies would of loved it.
DeleteWould you like some minty pickled sour sauce on your lamby nipple chops sir?
DeleteI hunt naked and when I do I put a rubber band around my leg and slide my dick in it to keep it from flailing when I run after my prey.
DeleteI also hunt by instinct.
DeleteWhen my end stinks I go hunting.
Interesting tidbit: Neanderthals used animal sphincters as elastic bands.
DeleteJust like Dick Ryder does.
DeleteI've always been under the impression that Neanderthals, as a species, were larger and stronger than Humans in general. However this show created a model of a Neanderthal that if it was put in jeans and a t-shirt would look pretty much the same as any man today. Also, seeing as they were mostly around during an ice age why am I much hairier than the one they created, every other mammal that live at the time had a thick covering of hair.
ReplyDeleteThat Neanderthal head and facial features aren't even close.
DeleteBasis your extensive knowledge which is greater than the anatomists, anthropologists and archaeologists that worked to create these models? Do tell.
DeleteWell I have seen the Flintstones.
DeleteAnon 4:06 has NEVER laid eyes upon a Neanderthal skull, obviously.
DeleteThe one on the left has a nice cock. Ron Jeremey must have decended from that dude!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Neanderthal predation theory? This mock-up looks nothing like the theory suggests. Hirsute , horny and hungry; with tool making abilities. Besides, there is nothing in nature that is that big and white, or that small and black. So I hear! Rock with yer cocks out, cave dudes!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Neanderthal predation theory? This mock-up looks nothing like the theory suggests. Hirsute , horny and hungry; with tool making abilities. Besides, there is nothing in nature that is that big and white, or that small and black. So I hear! Rock with yer cocks out, cave dudes!
ReplyDeleteShawn probably posted these pics as a little treat for the Randi followers.
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