Carl Debunks Christmas Valley Oregon Bigfoot
Wow! To say that hoaxers are having a bad time this month is an understatement. We've seen a number of alleged Bigfoot evidence that never made it past their first week without getting debunked. This includes the "Camper" video, the Elbe Trackway, and now this one, allegedly from Christmas Valley Oregon. The new footage titled "NEW BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN CHRISTMAS VALLEY OREGON NEAR BEND OREGON IN 2012 CAUGHT ON VIDEO" got Carl Olinselot's attention today, so he decided to do some enhancements by slowing it down and stabilizing it.
What's the verdict? Carl says it is nothing more than a man in a suit.
Typical BF!
ReplyDeleteConfirms on Rise Pause Step on the walk, I shall repeat that several times too.
Uniform Color
Mid-tarsal break
Coned head
Arms 60% longer than somebody elses
Sloping forehead
Rise Pause Step
Wide eyes
Long fur...
...er hair
Cones on the ground
Wobbly picture
Definitely not a costume!
Rise Pause Step
Reaction of witness, totally believable.
Also picking up infrasound therefore not a human in a suit walking between trees!
Finally, Rise Pause Step
Yep. It's the real deal, folks.
DeleteF'ckin Dork
Deletetypicial oregon libtard trying to fool us. just like they did with o'bumhole. please people of oregon grab your hand saws and start cutting your state the hell of the rest of the country. i know it will take a long time but atleast you won't have time to pull this crap. nice acting. NOT!
Deletegawd so the pants leg gave it away. i would of thought the fuzzie block-head would have confirmed its fakish.
ReplyDeleteSlightly better acting this time, but too low in elevation (ponderosa/juniper habitat). Need to get up (and above) Bend.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way she goes.
At least this time they ran towards and after it. Why do people use the same gorilla suit? Do they just send it back and forth to hoaxers?
ReplyDeleteIt's your standard, economy suit and a pretty good deal @ $95 first day, $15/day thereafter
DeleteThey ship all over, then you send it back to the rental place in Ohio.
http://www.akrondesign.com/Animal&Fruit/AnimalPages/sasquatch.html
Yea I've hoaxed a few believers with one of these suits in Texas, there's some guy on the bff that thinks he saw a "wood ape" lol!
DeleteLol, did you look at the link?
DeleteThem suits only support up to 180 lbs, 5'10"
Still, fun fer the kids
TONIGHT!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep same with the pgf, the scientists back then debunked it within a week, yet it still lingers on the bigfoot world.
ReplyDeleteAre you smoking some serious sh!t? Have you even seen the PG film? You crackpot, tell me now you don't think this is the same as the PG film? Scientists debunk everything, even today! Fuck me someone send this loon some links that show him the PGF! I'll now take another high blood pressure pill! Thanks nutbar!
DeleteI was saying the pgf was debunked back at the time in the same way this video is. I was not comparing the quality or content of the videos.
Deletei just looked up pgf but found where patterson plagerize some pictures for his book. guess what the picture was. a 'foot with breast. all this years before the infamous film. bobo and rogan say who would of thought of breast. i guess if you place pictures of a squatch with saggy breast in your own book and bejeezuz what a coincident you film one with saggy breast. i';m just saying. the planets must have been aligned on that day.
ReplyDeleteYes you tell people this fact and it is clear as day that it was a hoax. The small fraction of people who ignore this are known as the footers.
DeletePlagiarized may be a bit harsh. Roger was not a grad student working on his masters thesis, and may have thought it was good enough to re-illustrate Roe's encounter. it is a drawing of what Roe described| himself armed in the woods watching a female Squatch walk by. I'll agree that Roger should have changed it a lot more.
DeleteRogers's initial plan was to make a Bigfoot movie. Failing to raise enough funds, a decision was made to scale down and barnstorm a short clip of a "real" Bigfoot. Plan B worked like a charm. I doubt he ever thought it would go this far and last so long, and many, many others are the reason for that.
^^^^Knower. Is that you?
DeleteNot only that but how many people will purposely travel across two states (Washington to California) for the express purpose of filming a bigfoot and then, lo and behold, run into a bigfoot and film it.
DeleteIt happens all the time.
DeleteCall it dumb luck - unexplainable.
DeleteThere's likely even more footage, but it's gathering dust in an old attic at the farm.
The believer here...
ReplyDeleteWhat I can tell you is this... bigfoot does exist but you have to take it on faith.
All the big players in bigfooting are hoaxers. Yep every single one. But bigfoot is infact out there. Hidden from society.
I didn't chose bigfoot, bigfoot chose me to spread this message.
Remember guys... truth not proof!
The Believer.
yep if you soak up too much bigfoot you will begin to see them. even in shadows, trees sheeit in complete darkness apparently. hell i just began reading up recently and i had a dream of bigfoot complete with news anouncement and i stabbed him with a fork to catch him. the only problem it was 1 foot tall.
DeleteYou stabbed a gnome - good luck brah. Cursed for life.
DeleteConfirms:
DeleteConed hat
White beard
Garden dweller
Yep, that's a gnome.
LOL, well done
DeleteCork Soaker extraordinaire.
DeleteDebunked ? ...my a$$ it is ! These debunkers are worse at proving a fake the what the believers are at proving it isn't LOL. There are better ones out there though and I would like to see a stabilized and analysed version of this one :-
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHZu2u9vrg&feature=related
Are you serious?!?! That is such an obvious ghillie suit hoax not even MK would waste his time on that one!
DeleteProve it !
DeleteIf that link don't work the google this :-
ReplyDeleteBF sighted in field, Kansa.flv
Jesus... so chase after it. Why doesn't anyone ever chase after the damn thing? Most of those hillbillies carry guns, just go.
DeleteKnower, the broad strokes of the events you've been posting about are available on the forums and the meat of the predictions , I.e Ketchum came up lame, are reasonable inferences of the available info. The finer details , however, are what lowers the probability that you are full of shit. So, I thought a little more about your posts and am pretty sure who your source is. Can I post HER name?
ReplyDeletePost it dude
Deletedo it ...do it.
DeleteIt's your duty as an American - post away
DeleteAlso, the Elbe tracks hoaxer
whoa, I said that I am pretty sure who the knower's source is. I'm just a rank and file guy.
DeleteI think she is the spouse of someone who is simultaneously high up in the BFRO, was working with Ketchum and was working on a movie that would need to lease the PGF. This person probably is not saying anything, but his possibly fed up wife might.
The knower is a........CUMBUCKET!!!
DeleteWTF is wrong with you people? You talk like BIgfoot community has a bunch of elite higher ups. Moneymaker is just some idiot yelling in the forest. American's love a good train wreck, it's what reality TV is. That's what Finding Bigfoot is.
DeleteThe Knower here.
DeleteI wont disclose my sources, but feel free to speculate.
I will be iff this particular board for the rest of the day whilst i gather more info.
I appreciate your interest.
However, instead of trying to find out my sources, why dont you ask me what the suit looks like?
Or the real reason sally is no longer the assistant of Melba?
There's lits to talk about. I'm happy to share. Instead i keep getting called stank ape and parn.
I do hope to be of help.
Sincerely,
The Knower
I keep my poop in a jar.
Deleteoh for fcks sake... why do these articles always mention these people no one knows? .. Kacky Oralsnot and Jimmy Bangbottom just got a hold of a new piece of footage..fckn who cares?
ReplyDeleteJust say, "Some 'new' fake footage has been given to two twats no one knows and they are three to five days away from making themselves and the community look like bigger assholes then they actually are."
This whole bigfoot thing needs to now go away and come back with a full frontal video.
I went to highschool with Kacky Oralsnot, how's she doing by the way? She was a real cumbucket. Nice girl though.
DeleteThey're rising stars - they'll be known soon enough, but have got to put some time in the biz.
DeleteUp and Cummers, Randy West used to call them.
mccheez cumbucket?! lol
DeleteWell Mister Mayor, she just fine, she's a bit constipated because SHE"S FULL OF SHIT.... just like everyone else that posts these wonderfully bad ass opening hoax videos.
DeleteFull frontal zoomed in Bigfoot or GTFO... what do these handjobs go out there with a instamatic camera with 2 vibrators attached and hang the thing from a friggin rope swing?
LMFAO....Some funny $hit right here...
DeleteFull Frontal ? Where's the Playboy photographers when you need them ? Imagine the caption -Want some seriously hairy pussy ?? y'all might need to bring a whippersnipper, a clothes peg and a bag of flour to find the wet spot but here she is "Miss Coctober 2012".
Greasy
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Well I hope they come and take the children from around my area first, as their all little bastards.
DeleteTLDR.
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DeleteLibtard! :P
DeleteA shitsunami has just been unleashed
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ReplyDeleteno wonder i can't open this blog at work. alerts fire off. my phone starts ringing. network segments get blocked. its that bigfoot guy.
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I love that we call it "debunking", as if pointing out the obvious now takes some sort of super human skill. This shit looks like the damn Banana Splits. Yes, the camper video is fake. Yes, the Elbe trackway is fake. Yes, this dumb teletubby is fake. The sky is blue, water is wet and women are out of their damn minds. Where's my Nobel Prize?
ReplyDeleteI used to watch the Banana Splits on Sat morning, back when Saturday tv RULED... what's really great is when he draws the cone head over a round head and says it's got the typical coned head..... pssst... dude, we can see that your drawing a cone over a blobed head ... dumbass.
DeleteBanana Splits > Teletubbies
DeleteJust sayin
Hello.
ReplyDeleteIs that Nobel "Peace" Prize or Nobel "Piece of $h1t" prize ??
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, did you have an ACTUAL point of argument with my position or are you just trying to make a dick of yourself?
DeleteI still say all these turd tossers should hang freshly soiled tampons all over themselves and get dropped off from a helicopter 10 miles in. If they really want to see this thing they need to live in the fucken forests so they get used to you. If you just barge in there with your cameras screaming what you think are Bigfoot calls they're just gonna look at you and hide ....... fckn dumbasses.
ReplyDeleteSoiled tampons? Not a bad idea.
DeleteSort of Bear Grylls meets Apocalypse Now.
I like it.
Drop them off 30 km up the Nung River
DeleteSend that idea on to BFRO, Moneymaker covered in tampons lol, he would stagger out of the woods more bow legged than a 50 cent hooker......and Bobo would be one happy camper.
DeleteI just tooted? No... might be a skunk ape. Real or not, it is all inconclusive techno babalony. PGF, PG-13, PGA, IPA(yummy). Who's pickin' a banjar here? Elvis most likely, Tiny Tim maybe. You could eat them on a boat. You can eat them with a goat. On a train... in the rain, there's no squatch here, GET A BRAIN.
ReplyDeleteYeah Christmas Valley is located in the Cedars and Sagebrush country. Not Bigfoot habitat like the Cascades.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Same Gorilla Suit at Butchie Kid.
Which reminds me I wonder if Butchie has some new stuff
posted?
It takes a real special talent to maneuver yourself into position 5 different times so that there's always a tree directly between you and the thing you're trying to film.
ReplyDelete"However, instead of trying to find out my sources, why dont you ask me what the suit looks like?"
ReplyDeleteYou mean, what it looks like now? Are you implying it does not look the same as it does in the film?
"Or the real reason sally is no longer the assistant of Melba?"
I think anyone with half a brain knows that Sally was RL's informant, given the fact that RL hasn't posted a peep about bigfoot since the Sally/Melba split. Care to confirm? You may have first hand knowledge of that situation.
The shot slightly from the side showed the head area with a flat front and a tapered point to the back....equals a black hoodie.
ReplyDeleteBlack hoodie = trouble
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