Golly, I live in Ben Lomond. These are some dense mountains, it's not that hard to believe. You do hear coyotes up here, but they don't sound like that....
SUNDAY SEPT 16TH. A Montana man was killed on Sunday night while impersonating the mythical creature Bigfoot. Randy Lee Tenley was struck and killed by two drivers as he stood in the middle of the road at night. He was dressed in head-to-toe camouflage meant to make him look like Bigfoot, a mythical creature whose existence has never been proven but has nevertheless captured the imagination of the public. Many have claimed to have seen Bigfoot, but their claims are frequently denied or proven false. "The camouflage suit was dark and subdued," explained Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider. "It's designed to break up a silhouette and blend in with your surroundings. It definitely hindered the ability of people to see him on the highway," Schneider told the Missoulian. The first car struck Tenley and knocked him down, and the second car rolled over his body. He suffered massive trauma and was pronounced dead at the scene. Police believe alcohol may have been involved, but tests have not yet confirmed that Tenley was intoxicated at the time.
READ BETWEEN THE LINES, IN THE ABOVE COVER STORY. 1, A real Bigfoot was struck and killed. 2, Men in Black from the Illuminati recovered the body. 3, SOP, witnesses are neuralyzed by Agent K, cover story planted. 4, Bigfoot corpse sent to the lab of Dr. Melba Ketchum for cryopreservation, to be released to the public in the 25th Century. 5, Colonel Wilma Deering & Dr Ketchum will release all DNA analysis, at that time.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Uncle Mike is the coolest!!!!
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ReplyDeleteAlways enjoy his reports and admire his staunch beliefs.
How is the museum doing? That is a nice recording you have. Looks like they keep their poop in a jar as well!
ReplyDeleteGolly, I live in Ben Lomond. These are some dense mountains, it's not that hard to believe. You do hear coyotes up here, but they don't sound like that....
ReplyDeleteSUNDAY SEPT 16TH.
ReplyDeleteA Montana man was killed on Sunday night while impersonating the mythical creature Bigfoot. Randy Lee Tenley was struck and killed by two drivers as he stood in the middle of the road at night.
He was dressed in head-to-toe camouflage meant to make him look like Bigfoot, a mythical creature whose existence has never been proven but has nevertheless captured the imagination of the public. Many have claimed to have seen Bigfoot, but their claims are frequently denied or proven false.
"The camouflage suit was dark and subdued," explained Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider. "It's designed to break up a silhouette and blend in with your surroundings. It definitely hindered the ability of people to see him on the highway," Schneider told the Missoulian.
The first car struck Tenley and knocked him down, and the second car rolled over his body. He suffered massive trauma and was pronounced dead at the scene. Police believe alcohol may have been involved, but tests have not yet confirmed that Tenley was intoxicated at the time.
Uhh... where have you been? This was discussed a while ago.
Deleteyou don't say, thank you for giving us a heads up on this breaking story....from Aug. 27.
DeleteMike Rugg for president 2012!
ReplyDeleteThe Ruggster is like the father most of us never had.
ReplyDeleteOr Uncle!!
DeleteREAD BETWEEN THE LINES, IN THE ABOVE COVER STORY.
ReplyDelete1, A real Bigfoot was struck and killed.
2, Men in Black from the Illuminati recovered the body.
3, SOP, witnesses are neuralyzed by Agent K, cover story planted.
4, Bigfoot corpse sent to the lab of Dr. Melba Ketchum for cryopreservation, to be released to the public in the 25th Century.
5, Colonel Wilma Deering & Dr Ketchum will release all DNA analysis, at that time.
Rugg is awesome !
ReplyDeleteThat is the best beard ever! I'd like to hang out there for a while.
ReplyDeleteDon't step on the Rugg !
ReplyDeleteAlright ! partay at the Bigfoot Discovery Museum.
ReplyDeletei wanna film 2 bigfoots fighting, by the way bigfoots love that rotisserie chicken from walmart, they can't resist it.
ReplyDeleteThis guy looks like a conman.
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