One Day, We'll Catch Bigfoot With One Of These Cheetah Robots

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What the hell-- It's Friday and we're going to post whatever we want. Check out this DARPA-funded Cheetah robot by Boston Dynamics. It has officially broken the land-speed record for humans, clocking speeds of 29.3 miles per hour. Even the world's fastest sprinter Usain Bolt with his 27.79 MPH got nothing on this droid.



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  1. The only guy who is rightFriday, September 7, 2012 at 1:19:00 AM PDT

    Did you know dog man is mostly attracted to hotdogs & not cheetahs :-).

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    1. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 3:30:00 AM PDT

      He does like a little pussycat on the side.

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  2. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 1:45:00 AM PDT

    This company also has a robot they use to test military gear and protective clothing etc. Let me just say if Terminator has even the slightest hint of truth to it (which is a reality we very well may face within most of our lifetimes) we could be in for some scary times...

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    1. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 6:59:00 AM PDT

      You have issues separating fantasy from reality. Oh wait...never mind.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 7:17:00 AM PDT

      Doh! Can't be talkin' like that in a bigfoot forum!

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  3. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 4:46:00 AM PDT

    Something new every week to find bigfoot, but still NO BIGFOOT.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 5:32:00 AM PDT

    So Shawn are the comments gone for good or what?

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  5. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 6:24:00 AM PDT

    "This DARPA-funded Cheetah robot (...) has officially broken the land-speed record for humans"
    Too bad it's a robot, and not a human. It has four legs! Also, can't cheetahs run 70mph? If the robot did that, i'd be impressed.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 7:01:00 AM PDT

      It hasn't broken anything. It's tethered, we are not...dumbass

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  6. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 8:03:00 AM PDT

    Well, that really is not all that impressive. Let's see it run out in a field without all the tethers and supports.

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  7. AnonymousFriday, September 7, 2012 at 11:07:00 AM PDT

    Good 'ole DARPA, soon to known as SkyNet.

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