Here's Something Bipedal Walking Behind Some Trees In Maine, And It Ain't No Moose
After casting those 14" tracks recently, Team Tazer Bigfoot is on high-alert. Judging by photographs of the tracks, something bipedal is definitely lurking in the woods of northern Maine. Check out this video uploaded by SnowWalkerPrime and listen to the footsteps.
GuidedByPandas ran it through his computer software for analysis and this is what he saw in the video:
I captured a bunch of frames off YT, but resolution & YT compression only reveal gross shapes when enhanced in PS. I don't think it's moose or bi-ped, I think it's a bear w cubs (because there seems to be 1 LG set of eyes & 2 SM sets at different coordinates on a tree). Thanks for posting segment & sorry 'bout my miscommunication - time for me to retire. :)
And it ain't no Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I thought.
DeleteThere ain't no bigfoot in Maine.
Want too bet !!
DeleteWhy didnt the pussies go into the woods to see what it was? To hell with a moose, I will fuc a moose up!
ReplyDeleteAnd yet you're loosing your fight with chocolate mousse you fat-assed diabetic braggart.
DeleteYou are an idiot anon 6:30. Please do us all a favor and try to eff up a moose. Retard!
DeleteA better question might be, where are your videos Anon? Why don't you peel yourself out of your computer chair, open the door and step outside. Then you can run into the woods after a Moose during rutting season. Cept the moose won't be the one getting "fuc" up.
DeleteThis is the real deal folks.
ReplyDeleteI concur,the real deal.
DeleteI gave your mom the real deal last night!
DeleteIf his mom isn't made out of plastic then you're lying.
Deletei concur, the real deal. By real deal i mean some random dude walking in the woods. Or better yet a common animal. But to "biologist" merchant, it has to be a bigfoot. Just like his hoaxed footprints have to be bigfoot tracks. I would actually take fatsano over this guy any day of the week
DeleteAnon 6:50 and 6:55- couldnt help but laugh
DeletePlease don't encourage them.
DeleteGeezz. man the bigfoots are really coming out the woodwork these days. you just can't go walking on a dirt road these days and not hear one peaking through the brushes.
ReplyDeleteIsnt SWP A known hoaxer. How can you believe anything he does his foot prints are fake just like the video he hoaxed .swp is a known hoaxer
ReplyDeleteTim Fasano is an example of a known hoaxer. As far as I know, SWP doesn't hoax.
Deleteyes he is a hoaxer. And besides that hes one of the biggest D bags out their
DeleteYou guys are pitiful!
DeleteSWP is not a hoaxer. Fuck you for saying that. He's out in the woods doing more research than any of you worthless facks
DeleteIf SWP is anything, he's an anti hoaxer.
DeleteI take that back he isnt a known hoaxer . i might be wrong but didnt he hoax a video a few days ago
ReplyDeleteI doubt it, but just in case, post the link...
Deleteyes he hoaxes most of his videos when he runs out of things to say
DeleteYou mean the Sylvanic footage? lol The one with the trapped being beat to death with his own arms? lol
Deletedon't look now but the hoaxing category line is getting long as the cali dmv lines with people signing up to be the next bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone watch this guy or take him serious. I dont need to watch it. Its gonna be this grade a dbag talking to himself and congratulating himself at how much he likes his own voice. hes not a biologist, he has a degree in biology. Big difference. He hoaxes his videos and makes fun of other footers b/c hes so jealous he cant stand it.
ReplyDeleteHes so jealous of justin smeja hes beside himself trying to find something to keep his name relevant. As if it ever was. No one respects michael merchant or cares what he has to say. Hes just some dbag who wants his 5 min of fame. But alas, he will amount to nothing b/c he is a no good lying hoaxer.
Wow Timmy Fatasno is that you???? I think it is. hahaha, just have to cut others up because you can't stand being called a hoaxer unless others are too.
DeleteYou don't have a life, do you? Stop watching his videos. Problem solved.
DeleteI thought SnowWalkerDouche was the guy who put out the terrible comedy acts with the chicken on his shoulder.
ReplyDeleteCAN EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP PICKING ON STEVEN STREUFERT?!?! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's got Betty Davis eyes.
DeleteI would wager Slow Packer Prime and Streufart rub poop on each others chests. Streufart staring intensely with those big frog eyes and Packer giggling with that school girl laugh.
ReplyDelete"Slow Packer Prime"
DeleteLOL!
that is fuuuuuuccckkkeedd up to say.. lol AND MEAN! But def funny!
ReplyDelete"staring intensely with those big frog eyes" PRICELESS..
ReplyDeleteI, I, I, no walka pwime !!!! I dink da coo-laid !!!
ReplyDeletewaaa--aaaa--ooooo---aaahhhh!!! I, ,I, I, Im sooo funny !! I Kiiillll me, Waaa-ooo-aaaahhh!!!!
I dont think so.maybe a tasquatch.Yea da kool aid.
ReplyDeleteprobly one of mr. merchants roosters
ReplyDeleteLong live da wooster long live da wooster.kill da wabbit kill da wabbi. i meant wabbit.
ReplyDeleteWish i had time to go bigfooting with you guys go team tazer.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1053 was me fuck it good night . Hope the children are in bed.
ReplyDeleteI've heard HRpuffnstuff is now touting a hoax video of 2 bigfoots grooming eachother? Saying it's the real deal etc...? Any info on this?
ReplyDeleteThis guy is just a sad pathetic wanna be. Trying to ride the coat tails of anyone he can while at the same time ragging on those who wont let him around them. What a looser
ReplyDeleteLooks like the posters these days are mostly teenaged boys with their crude body talk, trying (unsuccessfully) to prove their manhood. Really guys, grow up.
ReplyDeleteDitto!
Deleteit's FATsano looking for where he parked his cab while he was at the comming out party for his bum-buddie rick dyer in the gayest state of them all MAINE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHas Mike merchant ever been employeed as a biologist? An answer from Mike would be appreciated.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what papers he has published.
DeleteWho cares? Plenty of people in this field boasting of being fucking experts, with no education or experience. Merchant is an expert survivalist, carries a degree in Biology and clearly has extensive field experience. Who cares if he's written a paper. Your straw man position falls flat. Sorry.
DeleteDidnt swp hoax a Raw sylvanic footage from Maine. Thats on the main page of this webcite .If he did he is a hoaxer
ReplyDeleteYou mean that video posted under *Comedy*? You're an idiot if you think that was a hoax.
DeleteI wouldn't discount Maine as a location for Sasquatch. I was made aware of a Sasquatch group habitation area a few days ago. The location is not historically known for Sasquatch but there is profound evidence that they exist there. The location will remain in confidence for the foreseeable future for obvious reasons. The evidence is currently being cataloged and will be distributed to researchers we trust. There have been numerous sightings in the area since 2007 by the witness and family members as well as others in the general area...but until now, the sightings have been kept quiet. I was contacted directly and exclusively. To date, several different hominids have been identified including a female and a juvenile. The witness, myself and those whom I have consulted want this situation thoroughly and properly investigated before any information is released.
ReplyDeleteYeah sure. Pony up or get off the ride. Got evidence? Show it, get rich and change the way humans think about evolution forever. Otherwise its bullshit.
DeleteWell, unlike a large number of spineless creepers that troll this blog, there are particular people who wish to preserve these beings. I have no intentions on being responsible for an onslaught of fortune-seekers descending on the area. Many of us who have had a personal encounter with one of these beings do NOT need confirmation...we know that they exist. They need to be studied without malevolence being brought upon them.
DeleteLol ^ typical footer cop out just like ketchum, Erickson, standing and all the other charlatans.
DeleteOh no, not more Snowwhackerprime! This guy is a joke, how can anyone take him seriously? He is a detriment to true Bigfoot research, what a shame he gets so much face time on this site.
ReplyDeleteSnowwalker spends time in the woods. You live in your moms basement and wear a tinfoil hat to defend against the matrix.
DeleteAssumptions are the mother of all ignorance 12:20.
DeleteSo Ass Master Prime and Poop Shoot Phill go " camping" and come back with this. SWP PRIME IS A FUCKING JOKE AND SO IS FAT FUCK PHIL. Team Tazer is a fucking joke. All you fucking YouTube whores are a fucking joke. Look at me I'm on the YouTube doing bigfeet research. Ass hats YouTube will no be where ground breaking science is done. Retards .
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