Guy With No Girlfriend Shows Off His Limited Edition Bigfoot Sideshow Collectibles Statue
This Bigfoot statue is part of the Sideshow Collectibles Exclusive Limited Edition offer sale. There were only 50 of these available online before the nerds of the world picked it all up for $299.99 a piece.
From the website:
The Sideshow Exclusive version of the Bigfoot Statue includes a unique feature available nowhere else: Casting of footprint with display stand and Fine Art Print
Sideshow Collectibles is proud to present the newest offering in our Sideshow Originals series, the Bigfoot Statue.
Capturing the elusive American legend in exacting detail, this high quality polystone statue stands 19 inches tall and is presented in approximately 1:5 scale. Each piece is individually painted and finished to exacting standards, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. Bringing to life one of the most famous examples of cryptozoology, the Bigfoot statue makes an outstanding addition to any collection.
As you'll see, the guy in the video is one proud owner and we are extremely jealous right now.
*Sniff Sniff* From down here in the basement, it smells like mom's baking pumpkin pie upstairs. Gotta go!
Watch this video:
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ReplyDeleteI bet Meldrum and Barrackman got a couple.
ReplyDeleteI swear it sounds like Shawn! Is that you Shawn?
ReplyDeleteBuddy should donate to Dr. Meldrum.
ReplyDeleteMy nerd boner is so hard!
ReplyDeleteRectum Wrecker!!!
Deletewhats with the lack of fur on the pecs? Has this guy been feeling up Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing. Where is the hair on the pecs? Otherwise it would be cool to own it - and no Shaun I wouldn't be of the single basement dwelling type. Married with children and my own house.
DeleteYa that is a little queer you hear of hair all over and also of little to no hair on the front of the torso but I have never heard of anything looking like it's hairy bikini top fell off
DeleteYa that is a little queer you hear of hair all over and also of little to no hair on the front of the torso but I have never heard of anything looking like it's hairy bikini top fell off
DeleteOdds are high that this guy posts on this blog. Not only that, most of the footsies here, will now run out and buy one.
ReplyDeleteI just ordered one and I can't wait to get it.
DeleteWhy does Patty (female) have big hairy ass titties? I don't understand. Can an expert chime in here as I'd love to hear their explanation. However, if all you have is: "Sasquatches are unique" then go pound sand. Hell I could use fallacious arguments like that for most any debate.
ReplyDeleteI pointed this out to the footers about two months ago. I also pointed out that no other known primates have furry breasts like Patty's. However if you look at pictures of female chimps, many actually do have fur on their breasts, it just isn't as dense. It is conceivable that a primate that had adapted to a cooler environment could have increased fur density overall, and thus furrier breasts. Not that I think that Patty is real or that Bigfoot exists, I just think the breast argument may not be as sound as previously thought.
DeleteNo its definitely sound. There's really no reason on planet earth for big hairy ass titties.
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DeleteSimpleton.
Look at a Japanese macaque (an actual cold weather primate) the females have plenty of fur on their chests. If you want to argue against Patty why not comment on it's lack of a gluteal cleft? Patty's “big hairy diaper butt” has always been a glaring problem with the film.
DeleteWhat about the line that wraps around Patty's thigh that looks like shorts? Someone told me it was from the thumb rubbing a furrow in the fur, but it's too high up. Looks very odd.
DeleteCorrection: in my post at 6:32 I meant to say “known apes” not “known primates”.
DeleteIn addition to the diaper butt problem, there's also the hood line in Patty's costume? You can see the line on the back where the hood is pulled over the head?
DeleteTitle should read: "Guy HIDES purchase of Bigfoot statue from girlfriend"
ReplyDeleteI'm a poster geek. These were released about a month ago. The bigfoot nation park poster is pretty cool, IMHO.
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On a side note, I actually do get laid...honestly. :)
Are you that same guy who was on here claiming to have an IQ of 160?
DeleteYeah dude, internet girlfriends are like internet degrees, internet geniuses, and internet millionaires.
Even if true, don't expect (or ask) anyone to believe you.
Nope, my IQ is probably half that. Point taken.
ReplyDeleteBet Bill Green is jealous, out of his head jealous right now. I have a 163 IQ and have seen bigfoot. It was standing perfectly still by a big brush pile. Hiding in plain view. Did not notice until within 50'. Two cameras with me, of course so surprised did not get footage until after it lumbered off into the woods.
ReplyDeleteTo claim to be highly intelligent while simultaneously claiming to believe in Bigfoot is to prove that you were lying about being highly intelligent.
DeleteGuy with no girlfriend? Why do they gotta go there?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't they say, guy who lives in parents' basement? Or guy who has no life? Or guy who is a deer hunter? Or guy who is a Trekie?
This is how I picture most of you on this blog
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