"Friend" Dan Baker On Facebook If You Like This Sculpture of "Cotton"

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Dan Baker is finally done with "Cotton", an albino female Sasquatch sculpture. Cotton took Dan months to complete. If you would like to get your hands on this sculpture, you can friend him on Facebook, click here.

Here's an unfinished "Skookum", Cotton's baby. Ain't it cute?



Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:04:00 PM PDT

    Uh, Okay.

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  2. Mayor McCheeseMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:10:00 PM PDT

    I don't want to friend Dan Baker because he might creep on me.

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  3. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:10:00 PM PDT

    Dont get them wet and no matter what dont feed them after midnight.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:15:00 PM PDT

    Lol...never the less, pretty cool Dan

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  5. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:18:00 PM PDT

    What's Facebook?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 8:38:00 PM PDT

      I think they're another bigfoot research group?

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  6. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

    YEA whats ass facebook. Fuck who needs fucking facebook.Only piece o shit people wanting fuckup a good world. Good folk leave facefuckbook alone.

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  7. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:47:00 PM PDT

    finally the proof i need to confirm there is a bigfoot.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 8:42:00 PM PDT

      Well at least proof that Dr. Zaius from the Planet of the Apes is old and gray.

      Delete
  8. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 7:48:00 PM PDT

    ye-ye-ye- L I V E A C T I O N !!!!

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  9. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 8:23:00 PM PDT

    That's right, get the turtleman on ole Bigfoot. Throw that punk in a bag!

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  10. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 8:39:00 PM PDT

    It took months to complete?

    Is that a worthwhile use of time? Wouldn't it have been better to take that time to work at the local soup kitchen or to tutor some needy kids?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, September 18, 2012 at 2:01:00 PM PDT

      Stop wasting your time on this site you degenerate hypocrite. There are needy kids needing tutored and soup kitchens needing servers. You fucking hypocritical psychopath, get to work.

      Delete
  11. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 9:08:00 PM PDT

    WTF? That looks like it was made by an 8 year old.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 9:10:00 PM PDT

    Where's Justin? He'll love the little one. Great for target practice.

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  13. Mr. Indrid ColdMonday, September 17, 2012 at 9:47:00 PM PDT

    First one looks like a mentally retarded E.T. wearing a white hoodie. Second one looks like what you'd get if E.T. fucked a Teletubbie.

    I want them both.

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  14. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 9:54:00 PM PDT

    I don't want to hurt the guy's feelings, so I will point out that there is a wealth of sculpting instruction available out there. There are effective methods used by many artists that could have made this a stronger piece. When I was learning to sculpt, I cold called a few established artists and took my time learning the methods necessary for achieving the desired effects. A foundation in Human and Zoological anatomy is indespensable.

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  15. AnonymousMonday, September 17, 2012 at 10:25:00 PM PDT

    The first one is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

    The second one is right up there.

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  16. AnonymousTuesday, September 18, 2012 at 5:02:00 AM PDT

    Well, its not lifelike, but i think they are pretty damned good sculptures in general.

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  17. Jellybean SmurfTuesday, September 18, 2012 at 12:01:00 PM PDT

    These are seriously bad. Simply put, the guy can't sculpt. Neither can I, so I don't. Maybe others could learn something from this example....

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  18. rumferlifeWednesday, September 19, 2012 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

    Sure got a pretty mouth on it...this guy seriously needs some friends...take up drinking rum as its more fulfilling

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  19. rumferlifeWednesday, September 19, 2012 at 5:47:00 PM PDT

    I ate a lot of figs and made a model with my feces...I call him fig foot..please friend me

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