Coast to Coast AM: Man In New Jersey Reports Bigfoot Shape-Shifted Into A Man
Here's an excerpt from CoastZone newsletter about a shape-shifting creature. The newsletter talks about a caller named David who called in to share a really odd Bigfoot story:
During Open Lines, a caller named David shared a Bigfoot story imparted to him by his dad and brother. The two had gone fishing in the remote woods of New Jersey and accidentally stumbled upon a really dark, hairy-looking figure, David said. About ten minutes later, a guy in ragged clothing emerged then disappeared over top a hill, he continued, noting that the dad and brother investigated but could find no trace of the man. David suggested the man they saw as actually Bigfoot shape-shifted into the form of a man.
[Thanks to Steven Streufert of Coalition for Bigfoot Facebook group for the tip]
I believe in Bigfoot and this is not true. Flesh and blood and not supernatural ! This is a load of crap and should only be published in the Inquirer!
ReplyDeleteWe know bigfoot can't be an ape because one would be found by now, so there's only two possibilities why the truth is kept from the public. They're either aliens (and we know the government covers that up already) or they're a type of people whose existence conflicts with the - seemingly false - religious beliefs we base everything around in our respective societies. In other words, we the people live a lie and must demand disclosure in these matters from the mongers clinging to power.
DeleteDid the possibility of seeing two different things ever cross their mind?
ReplyDeleteNot a chance.......poopy pants.
DeleteIt was a werefoot.
ReplyDeleteNah it was bigwolf.
DeleteSally here - I've seen Bigfoots shape-shift into money.
ReplyDeleteHey that's not funny.
DeleteBFRO.
well the prlimnary mtc2r dna results are saying sasquatch is sapien. apparently he is human according to this witness.
ReplyDelete2:26 is afraid Bigfoot might actually be real
ReplyDeletenvmd it got deleted
DeleteFuck you Shawn. Fuck you right in the ear. The cowardly little footers wine and you rush to censor my comments cause your buddies don’t want to play fair. You footers are the most degenerate, pathetic, lowlife scum the internet has to offer. Your website aims to brainwash children into your culture of retardation. Fucks like you are a disease whose mentally inadequacy is so great that you will never be able to compete with real people so instead you try to spread your disease so as to drag others down to your level.
Deletewith language like that you worry about kids?
DeleteI agree with anon 4:33. You seem extremley dangerous to children and Society. The rant u just did Anon 4:19 comes across as a mentally unstable danger to society! Are they giving you texting rights at the mental ward? Is that u Frank? I told them your a danger to you and everybody around you! . I will call The orderly and he will give u a hypo and get the restraints! Oh speaking of disease-your cellmate went in for a VD check and it came back positive . You better get yourself checked out!
DeleteWell, cursing aside, he has a few points - mainly regarding the degenerate crowd of vocal BF BSers. We see it here most often, too bad Shawn has gotten so adept at finding those and posting their dribble. Just saying.
DeleteYeah those posts were a great little set up Shawn.
DeleteMaybe the hoaxer just took off his ape suit and left it stashed in the woods?
ReplyDeleteSolved.
DeleteI live.in jersey and thursday my gf and.mom work at a local shoprite and the cops showed up.and asked my gf if she reported a sasquatch sighting. With me being so.into bf she immediatly called me and I couldnt believe it.... First time I ever had first hand.knowledge of a squatch report. Did a follow.up found nada.
ReplyDeleteWas it in South Jersey? Why would they contact her?
Deleteactually, he reported it shifted into Teddy Roosevelt
ReplyDeleteOk im done F**king w/you Steven! I promise NO MORE! I'm extending an olive branch k?
ReplyDeleteI done seen a thape sifter,I promith
ReplyDeleteDeleting certain comments nice start .
ReplyDeleteYeah but for those who missed them, it would be nice to see something like "troll got deleted", "flamer got put out" or "poster was poser".
DeleteYeah but lets take what we can get Jr.Maybe we can get some of the old crew of posters back now.
Delete#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeleteYes, "believe". Don't ask why. Just believe. Don't question the sheer outrageousness of the story. Just believe. Perfect science in the land of the foot.
ReplyDeleteThe land of the foot does have an exit.
DeleteYour life does have and exit.
Delete^^^^^Remedial typing. Not surprising.
DeleteLMFAO.Yes my life does have an exit but I'm pretty sure I will be staying right here for now or did you just threaten to kill me?
DeleteI think the dude threatened u.
DeleteIt must have been a JREF footer who did the threatening. Those guys are bonkers over protecting their pretend skepticism, just ask the TBRC. They're threatening to expose their financial records and storm their Area X.
DeleteThe least funny or entertaining thing is you talking JREF, you p*ssy.
Delete^^^
DeleteAre you angry that you're being ridiculed because you thought that pretending to be a skeptic would make you appear not to be a footer ?
Pretending to be a skeptic beats pretending a 10 foot shape shifting wookie is walking round the country running across roads in front of lonely drivers and howling.
DeleteOr you followIng a Bigfoot sight anon 11:56!
DeleteYou got him there, these closeters can't leave it alone.
DeleteLeave the wookies out of this 11:56, they have nothing to do with this. If you continue down this path of the dark side i will have no choice but to go Jedi on your ass.
DeleteWhat is the big deal with shape shifting? Every day Millions of men shape shift. It is called an erection.
ReplyDeleteNot you though.
DeleteHad a close encounter, did you?
DeleteFrom the other worlds of reptilian aliens, bigfoot is here to shapeshift & eat your children & have hybrid children with your women. this interdimensional rodent will steal food & clothes while pissing on your campgear. I saw 2 rodents in the swamps of louisiana in the 70s & they frightened a group of army basic trainers & ransacked their camp. the female breasted rodent screamed in the face of soldiers it was a frightening moment. we were advised not 2 talk about the incident but they harrassed troops night after night! bigfoot is real, but they seem to arrive here on earth from the reptilian aliens who experiment with them like humans. they r slaves as we once were, & the white man thinks they r superior to all humans but aliens control this world & they will make the white man suffer for their sins. the federatiion of light is here to help mankind, but 4 all of you who do not agree dont give in 2 to the illuminati false flag new world order, with all respect to every human may jah save your souls but kill the space invading monsters who include the greys, bigfoot, reptilians, shapeshifters, lycanthorpes, zilla, demons, satan.
ReplyDeletethats what I was gonna say!
DeleteWow that's some deep shit! Are you high?
Deletedespite being difficult to read, this was an excellent post.
DeleteIt was one of a kind I'll give em that.
DeleteWhen's the next episode?
DeleteInteresting, the guy is actually onto something, and makes some very interesting suggestions.
Deleteisnt that special.
DeleteNavajo tradition equates shapeshifting "Skinwalkers" to our Bigfoot and believe they shapeshift. They also associate them with black magic and think one can change from human to skinwalker with the murder of a relative.
ReplyDeleteBut, other tribes in the area preceding the Navajo see them not so inherently evil and more like us even if wild and with psychic type ability. Some feel their emergence comes with an out of balance world...
BFs are a mystery, but I also think we tend to confuse data or unrelated phenomena as there are several mysteries in our world and little concrete data for most.
There is something freaky about them though.
So difficult to prove or get close to!
And yet, many of us have had a good clear view of a BF and then whoosh off it goes in a direction we cannot follow!
They do seem to understand us better than we understand them.
Less is known than known, so I guess at this stage of unknowing even an alien entity is as valid a guess.
Waiting on that often reported DNA study, where is it?
Soon.Nice post though very good read.
DeleteBfro stands for big fucks ripping off #moneymaker.. Storys been goin on so long no 1s going to say its aload of cod shit so the sightings continue.. The whole of america is brainwashed coz everytime u go into the woods.. You have it in your mind u want to see 1.. Twig snaps.. Its a bigfoot, strange noise bigfoot, smell... Bigfoot ... Jheeeze guys wake up and smell the coffee
ReplyDeleteTwo different sightings.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a homeless forest-dwelling man got spooked by the BF too.
i agree mamabear. one going in , one coming out. that being said , there is a very high degree of strangeness involving sasquatch . now what it involves i do not know but sasquatch got something going on we are yet to understand. i am certain of this in my opinion.
DeleteVery.Nice post though very good read.
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