Bigfoot Launches Man into Middle of Tent?


According to Mitch Waite and his friend David, something or someone visited their camp while they were Bigfooting off highway 666 near Springerville, Arizona back in 2005. Mitch said he had cooked biscuits that night and left some extra dough in a large frying pan in the back of his pickup truck.

We've been following Mitch for a while now and like Bobo, he seems to think that cooking food will usually attract nearby Sasquatches in the area. Let's say he got what he wanted and it happened while the men were asleep in their tent:

At 4:30 AM, something tripped on the tent peg, and fell on the side of the tent squashing Mitch’s air mattress. This caused a trampoline effect launching Mitch into the air where he landed in the middle of the tent. He spent the rest of the night in the middle of the tent, gun drawn.

When it became light enough to see, they started to look for clues as to what had happened. The footprints told the story, and the frying pan was missing. They found the pan sitting on a branch of the pine tree fifteen feet in the air. Evidently, Bigfoot has taken the fry pan from camp to eat the dough and returned to leave the pan when it tripped over the tent peg sending the pan into the tree. The massive body weight landed on the air mattress launching Mitch into the middle of the tent.

So, did Bigfoot really launch Mitch into the air? I guess-- if you think about it, the man was "launched" and he can certainly make that assertion.

You can read Mitch's full story at Examiner.com.

Comments

  1. I've often wondered what could happen if one of these things fell or stepped on you in a tent. You could be squished to death.

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  2. Trust me, big feet do make you a bit clumsy!

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  3. If you are lying on the air mattress, just how does a large bf launch you in the air without flattening you unless you are the size of a small child? It does not add up.

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    1. It's a lie. They are all lies, just like Patty's big hairy ass titties!

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    2. I would but its made of padding....not too enticing to the pallet.

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    3. ^You eat your old ladies "red pad" so what's the difference?

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  4. upon tripping and falling with foot stumbling into a tent, a BF manages to also throw the skillet. unlikely. when a leg is tripped and we fall, we do not throw our arms in a trajectory towards the sky (necessary to get skillet traveling in that direction) - though we may throw them out or to catch ourselves. and even more unlikely, the skillet lands perfectly in the tree.

    or... the BF had been in tree eating the dough with skillet and left it there. but, now we are to believe the creatures is dumb enough to bother bringing an iron skillet when the dough is all it wants *and* thus having only one hand free to climb and pull up it's 200-500 pound body 15ft up a tree.

    or... this is a total fabrication - seems most likely.

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  5. And then he rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared and offered him three wishes.... OMG! Please... Someone post something real.... This is what bigfooting has become?

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    1. No, this is what Bigfooting has always been.

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  6. Ah, but this is the profound statement:

    "...The footprints told the story..."

    Wow, now that cannot be disbelieved...foot prints are attested to...without description, photo, cast etc. but they say they were there and who are we to disbelieve? Yep, good enough for me.

    I love how these "accounts" are always 5+ years in the past.

    Glad I'm anony with this crappola

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    1. Yeah because if you gave your real name, they'd kick you out of the Bigfoot club for such blasphemy.

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    2. Blasphemy!!!lololol...NO THATS PHUNNY RIGHT THERE!!!!

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  7. Clumsy enough to trip on a tent peg, yet stealthy enough to walk through the woods and make less noise than a butterfly.

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    1. Yep, cake and eat it too bunch I tell ya. I wonder where his night vision was at the time?

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    2. Well, there's always at least one clumsy ofe.

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  8. well since mitch is really out in the wilderness of AZ and those of us who sit behind our computer screens bitching about people providing real evidence. We can do one of two things SHUT THE HELL UP or get off our asses and go out in the woods our self's and see what experiences we can have that others will say is complete bull shit!!! Not judging just stating facts!!!

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    1. Hey LISA,

      When is Melba going to finally admit that her study has failed?

      Isn't it about time she stopped using you and the rest of the minions as tools in her huge charade ?

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    2. Anon 12:43,

      Why do you think that she is Melba's minion?

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    3. Well now if I knew that do you not think I would have more to say on such subject? I am guessing you would have to get with Robert since he seems to have all of the leaking information on his blog? Me I have no clue one way or the other. I am guessing as with everything only time will tell. Does it really matter? I think the only thing that matters is the proof that they are here with us and should be left alone. But that is only my opinion. Humans seem to destroy so much of mother earth and I think it is sad!

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    4. Never mind Anon 12:43. I think she just proved you right.

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    5. by the way i got your minion right here!!! heheheh so Shut it!

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    6. Dammit Lisa!! Well why don'tyou just show us your minion

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    7. I'VE BEEN OUT THEIR WITH MITCH WAIDE. HES FULL OF B.S.

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    8. Lisa, is "your minion" a desert or a jungle?

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    9. Are you talking about combat boots?

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    10. My minion is mine left to the imagination I will tell you NOTHING!!!!!! :)

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    11. You guys trust me Lisa is not a minion as u state. She is very very far from being a Ketchup minion. About as far as the possibility of RL being right. Hey Lisa when we going Squatchin again?

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  9. It was a beaner heading north, on his way to LA.

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  10. wha. what .. now we got blonded, big-boned, big-breasted,big barefooted biscuit bakin' bigfoots! phewww...

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  11. One of Mitch's fat friends probably tripped and fell on him getting cookies late at night.

    Mitch is a known hoaxer.

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    1. Yep, credibility ZERO! Crappy story as well. I could think of a better one in 37 seconds.

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  12. Yeah, Oreo's will do that to a man. Just sayin.....

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  13. Why do all researchers have these "experiences" when they are asleep? Why don't they change their sleeping schedules before they go on an expedition or at least take turns watching for activity while the others get much needed rest?? I totally believe in the existence of Sas but c'mon fellers!! You guys ever hear of No-Doz, coffee, coca-cola???

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    1. Yeah, it makes no.sense to me and never will to fall asleep at night on an outing. You can sleep from 6:00 a.m. until noon and be rested and ready to go again the remainder of the day and the next night again. Night is the time to be up and at em. Not making noise necessarily, just awake and waiting.

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    2. Yeah, especially since sasquatches are known to be nocturnal.

      This story is like a bad joke.

      Say, did you hear the one about the bigfoot who tripped on a tent peg?

      No. What happened.

      Mitch spent the rest of the night in the middle of the tent. Boom ching. Thank you ladies and germs. I'll be here all week.

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  14. They should start taking smeja with them and give a 10 guage with slugs and a night vision gear when sqautch comes into camp bang mystery solved.

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    1. Who needs Smeja? All you need to have is BALLS. End the madness. I would and then protection begins immediately following. Easy decision, the only decision. The soft approach hasn't worked and here we are in 2000+ years A.D.

      I'm not willing to wait another. Show me Sasquatch and I'll solve the mystery, book it.

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    2. Yeah, until you inadvertently shoot a hoaxer in a suit. Like that not so bright guy in Montana.

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    3. Uh no, only an idiot would mistake a guy in a suit for a real animal. I know there are tons of people like that around in this field but I'm not one of them. I have an IQ above room temperature. By the way, if that was a bleeding heart attempt at trying to convince me to do otherwise, its a fruitless endeavor.

      Its a done deal should we EVER cross paths.

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    4. The reason why I chose that route is: I simply REFUSE to be another statistic. You know, a guy with a cool story, who can't prove shit. Nope, not this guy.

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    5. I'm all for it 8:40. Someone needs to finally take out a squatch. I'm tired of the hoaxed blobsquatches and BS stories.

      If someone is stupid enough to be walking around in a bigfoot costume and they get blasted, then that's their own fault.

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  15. Let me get this straight. According to the story, the bigfoot was returning the frying pan?

    I think it's safe to say that the asinine meter went to 11 at that point in the story.

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  16. No it's true....one time Bigfoot borrowed my car and the bastard returned it with no gas.....and tripped over my tee pee....

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    1. It was probably the same one that stole my 68' 442 and ran over my dog.
      Forget the dog,I loved that car.

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  17. Well, I thought it was a fun story. Sure made me grin.
    Maybe the BF put the pan up high as a joke. Maybe the BF found the stash of booze, thus causing him to trip. There is no mention of this drunken BF making a sound - do Bigfoots swear?

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