Tim Fasano Releasing Evidence Of Skunk Ape On Monday That Will Awe You (Update: Fasano Releases Teaser Photo)
You heard us right, Florida Skunk Ape Hunter, Tim Fasano will be releasing evidence that will shock and awe people next Monday. Be prepare to be blown away because Tim's got the goods and he promises "compelling evidence" of the elusive Florida Bigfoot. According to Fasano, the video will be 11 minutes long, but your mind will be blown within the first few seconds.
Here's the break down of what to expect in the video:
Six foot six
Live in colonies
Non-precocious youth (require nurturing)
They are tree dwellers with finger length toes.
They are Moble and in family units of 5-6
They use what man has made to their advantage for pathways.
This is the beginning of our evidence release. This evidence Monday establishes a real paradigm and is a major contribution to Bigfoot research. I know the major websites will never report this for political reasons. I have been blackballed based on urban myth and misunderstandings. This work is extremely compelling.
[Update: Below is a teaser photo of a tree-dwelling creature]
Since there is so much interest in the Monday video here is a little sample. This image is shot off my computer monitor with a cell phone. It shows a footprint with toes of about 40% of the foot length. Whatever left this has never worn shoes and is real good at climbing trees.
This is a new paradigm of thought about the tropical creatures in Florida. Its real folks; look at those toes. We have been documenting our work. - Tim Fasano
[viawww.floridabigfoot.org]
You know what Tim for once I'm gonna be nice and wait and see but forgive me if I don't get overly exited.
ReplyDeleteYeah me too...I won't bust his balls until I see the evidence he produces. It could be the stuff.
DeleteI'm not, FU TIM ! U SUCK ! FAKE ! TERRIBLE !
DeleteHOAX!!!!!!
Why do I have to wait until Monday?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Tim reading a script from his car?
"I know the major websites will never report this for political reasons. I have been blackballed based on urban myth and misunderstandings."
Why does he always have to say something negative? This is a huge detriment to him.
Not to mention suggesting Ro and Shawn rigged Smeja's polygraph. And isn't it great to learn Fasano himself has no "vested interest" with his own videos?
DeleteOne thing is certain -- he's got ZERO evidence or he'd be showing it already. No video, no photos, no trackway from a large bipedal. Just another batch of theories, done up in 11 minutes of trademark Fasano Dramatics.
I can't wait.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to put in for a day off at work on Monday to witness this momentous event. It better be good.
ReplyDeleteJesus I hope you're not serious.
DeleteI'm gonna take Monday and Tuesday off. Monday for the big news and Tuesday to celebrate.
Delete...and I'm taking Wed off because of the hangover from celebrating on Tues.
DeleteI'm quitting work all together... I cant risk missing any of Mr.Fasano's findings... The most compelling researcher in the field.
DeleteNot only am I quitting work, but I am moving to Tibet to be a monk.
DeleteYeti Hunting?
DeleteThis better be real. I just quit my job and am packing my bags to move to florida! I wanna see a skunk ape dammit
DeleteHave you heard of Dave Shealy? he'll show you one.
Deletei'll lokk him up when i get there! (I hope he still has his suit!)
DeleteHe's waiting till Monday because he's still working on hoaxing it.
ReplyDeletegood one lol
DeleteI'm going to build this tonight wait until Monday, then come back here and tell you it's all BS.
ReplyDeleteA 13 year old boy, named Gentill Abdulla, has said that he has a time machine plan that is going to work. I have personally met him and he is an extremely bright boy. Gentill says that his ingenious plans can allow time travel to be possible. He told me: "I have done a lot of research on the areas of black holes, time travel, wormholes, magnetism, light, and most importantly gravity. I have devised an experiment that if done correctly could allow time travel".
Here is the theory:
If you had magnets in front of each other and had one beam of blue light that had been traveling for thousands of years and put that in the middle of these two magnets then turned on lasers on each magnet, and the side they are pointing makes the magnets face each other, and when the magnets are heated have eight smaller magnets on each magnet and make those magnets so that they would repel the big magnet.
Then move all these magnets toward the plastic magnet so it will compress it on all sides so it will become smaller than it's Schwarzschild radius.
After this is done the magnets both should become black holes. Since they are facing each other their gravities will act and join these black holes together. There will still be a singularity but it will be magnetic.
Now you make a device, that I have also made, that will split the singularity into a ring. This device will make a hole in the singularity. Since the string is no longer there, the magnets will expand enough to make the singularity into the ring.
You will know if it works because you will be able to see the other side of the hole from the entrance. Since the beam of light is old and the light beam is what is creating the effect, you will be able to go back to when that beam of light was first made.
So through this it will make a traversable wormhole. The negative energy really won't be negative energy because since the smaller magnets are repelling the singularity, it will push it outward in the opposite way or just rotate the 2 magnets from the beginning so you don't have that problem.
Right I've just caught my light and am canning it now, I'll use it Monday to return.
DeleteI've got my magnets ready, where's the blue light? Come on man, tell me where to find the blue light, I want to do this.
DeleteI just shot my neighbor and all the blue light I needed appeared.
DeleteShut this shit up god dammit!
DeleteIf you're going to troll you've got to be funny, and if you're not going to be funny then at least tick off the footers.
Somebody has a lot of time on their hands to make such long posts ( or no significant other, children, pets, or hobbies) !
DeleteSorry bud, but it came from here :)))
Deletehttp://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread536008/pg1
I don't care what kind of hole is created I want to t-bone it.
DeleteThat was awesome.
Deletefucking magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?
DeleteI wouldn't bother trying to figure it out, as once it's assembled it's a bastard to split the singularity. I've tried a grinder, carbide bit, blue brick bit, Titanium you name it and nothing.
DeleteThis things tougher than my wife.
My shock and awe came when he slammed Ro.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's going to involve scratching his ass.
ReplyDeleteTim ya really need to lose the jealousy,stop blaming everyone else for not being taken seriously,and if I were you I don't think I would be accusing Ro of anything because I think with all the trash talking you do you are probably about an inch away from a good punch in the mouth from someone.
ReplyDeleteI think Smeja should be the one to do it! That would be AWESOME!! Smeja could SO kick Fasano's ass from here to next week. THAT video I would LOVE to see!
DeleteTIM IF UR FAT ASS HAD SOMETHING SO COMPELLING U WOULD JUST SHOW IT! WHY WAIT TIL MONDAY? UR TRYING TO DRUM UP INTEREST TOM BISCARDI STYLE.. LOOKING AT U MAKE ME WANNA PUKE!!
ReplyDeleteMan up and post your real name and phone number for Tim and see if you still will talk that way to him wimp!
DeleteBut I don't want ass raped.
DeleteIs that like a muffler rap?
DeleteNo, more like a Fraggle Rock.
DeleteDamn, I can't believe I just typed that :(
The bleebers never believe that any of the BF videos are real yet, they believe in BF. How's that working out for y'all?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you believe ? You're an adult moron obsessed with a mythical also.
DeleteAnon 6:48 is a closet bleever and a Randi butt plug changer.
DeleteIt's working a heck of a lot better than believing half these hoaxed vids are real. I know there are currently several videos that are even better than the PGF with at least one of them in Adrian Erickson's upcoming documentary.
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DeleteHe wouldn't even wait or bother posting to 'Youtube' he'd be straight on the money train to the Media or some University. I know I would, Youtube and Bigfooters would be the lasssttt thought in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Finding Bigfoot shows some interest in this so called evidence/footage or whatever! hint hint...
What a tangled web we weave.
No, mainstream media and all universities would suppress and disappear evidence, not pay you for it and support you. That's the silly naivete of mainstreamers. Your evidence would vanish and you wouldn't make a cent. Media and universities have agendas; they won't just accept your evidence and support and pay you for it.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah totally. Like back in the day, before I became an Illuminatus, I used to work at Stanford as a man in black. It was one hell of a job. What with all the evidence to destroy and witnesses to silence there was never a dull moment.
DeleteThe men in black are lame. We are the Men in Brown. Fear us.
DeleteWhy not just make copies and document everything?
DeleteTim ignore all the hate from the previous comments and enjoy mine.
ReplyDeleteTim I know we have bullshited on here before but let me give you some free advice. Unless you have 100% proof of the Skunkape I would just bow out now and save yourself the ridicule.
Im talking full on close up leaving no doubt better than the Patty film. If you just release broken branches and casted prints, and hair and some DNA study or a blobsquatch or the moneymaker howel you will get torn a new one.
Sorry but you just dont have the cred and if you do this and all the "evidence" can be questioned or leave doubt you will never live it down bro.
Bwahahahaaa!!! Stay tuned for the big show, because that moron has no common sense.
DeleteAre you seriously suggesting that Fasano could damage his reputation? That's like suggesting that Renee Zellweger could damage her face. It would be physically impossible for anyone to think any less of Fasano, so he has nowhere to go but up. That's why he isn't afraid to hoax, because he has absolutely nothing to loose.
Deletewell put broski..BUT Tim did it to HIMSELF!!! knowing what EVERYONE and i mean EVERYONE knows about that scum carmine tom biscardi....WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH WOULD U ALIGN URSELF WITH "THAT"?? seriously?! and that right there did it 4 me.. I HOPE THE BIGFOOT COMMUNITY NEVER TAKE U SERIOUS AGAIN FASANO!!
DeleteAnon 729 no im not saying he can hurt it any further I am saying there is a lot more blogs now and a lot more interest with Squatch. So if that is the case Tim is gonna get reamed to the point if he goes to the White House with a Squatch and President Romney introduces him people will stay hoax.
DeletePumping something up like this means no possible way to leave anything in doubt and if ypu do there is no returning
"President Romney"--I see what you did there. Keep up the positive attitude.
DeleteCome on Tim don't be a pussy name names who gave Justin the Valium?
ReplyDeleteI've spoken with Shawn several times tonight. Once, with Ro on the other line. Justin has my number, and said he will call. Bigfoot is big folks. Maneuvering is important. Welcome to the real world trolls. They have their act; I have mine. We need each other to survive.
DeleteIs your book out yet Tim? The taxi story one.
DeleteYou don't need to welcome me anywhere and I am no troll. Shawn knows how to get in touch with me.so any time you feel like you want to do more than run your mouth I will be more than happy to oblige.
Delete"they have their act, I have mine."????? What does that MEAN, Mr. Fasano? Are you implying that all of the names you mentioned, including yourself, are SHOWMEN, not RESEARCHERS? I respect men like you that devote so much time to this research, but you come off CHEAP when you say things like that. That being said, I am looking forward to your evidence, Mr. Fasano, and I will reserve judgement until then. Good luck.
DeleteI was looking forward to his book he had a publisher for and had forwarded him money.
DeleteMind you those youtube videoes got pulled a few years back.
Fasano -- if as you say, "Maneuvering is important" in the Bigfoot world, can you explain why you are such a failure with that?
DeleteSo Tim just admitted that he has an "act". End of story.
DeleteThanks Broski. We have no body in a freezer or blobsquatches. Evidence mostly gathered by associates. Considering the lack of anything this year, have an open mind.
ReplyDeleteSorry Tim but Im trying to help you man. If you dont have any concrete evidence and im talking hardcore evidence than dont do it.
DeleteRemember a glove, DNA, shoe prints, and a weapon werent enough to call OJ a killer so imagine what it will tame to prove this.
Nice one Time, posted right next to my little hottie in the bikini.
DeleteMan shes hot.
Fasano what the fuck are you doing here?
DeleteSome dumb nurse is gonna be is a shit ton of trouble when they find out you've escaped from the cardiac ICU.
You know perfectly well that you're just jealous of Smeja's 15 minutes of fame, and have come here to try to make an even bigger ass of yourself.
If Monday's “evidence” isn't a live Bigfoot then you needn't even bother.
It's alive Skunkape in a dress.
DeleteCan we please release this to legit news channels so it doesn't stay in blog space!
ReplyDeleteNo one's stopping you.
DeleteSo Tim you said that Ro and Shawn or someone else hoaxed what happend with Justin not to mention gave him Valium to pass the test and then you spoke to Ro and Shawn.how do you say that shit about someone and then have a nice little chat?
ReplyDeleteJust out of curiosity Tim, whos top and bottom between you and Kevin?
ReplyDeleteI guess you take it up the ass, as the other way round you'd crush poor old Kev.
So you're his b*tch ;-p
And whose are you? You seem awfully obsessed with this type of thing!
DeleteI'm eager to see the evidence backing up his theory of short-toed human feet.
ReplyDeleteBAWAHHHAAAAA!!! Good one! And he said it is because we wear shoes! Because I guess cave men had long toes, with not having shoes and all. HEHE
DeleteYeah right, and all u interested I have some ocean front property in Arizona and a reall nice bridge in California for sale. So let me know if I have any takes...
ReplyDeleteThats supposed to happen tomorrow
DeleteTONIGHT!
DeleteLast Saturday.
DeleteSomeone needs to stabilize this video & explain why his shoulders are level with his mouth.
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteJesus Christ! Is this guy for real?
ReplyDelete1) why the fuck is he always recording himself in his car or taxi cab?
2) why the fuck is he reading a written script?
3) why is the goddamn video so shaky?
I think he's just lonely and wants company with the years rolling in on him.
DeleteTo PROKILL
DeleteCan you ask a question without profanity?
Yes but I get a little excited when asking these questions and occasionally profanity is added to let the reader know what my emotions are at the time I'm asking the questions.
DeleteWhy does it matter? Why do you care?
Seriously the reading of the script makes you look like you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteIf you knew anything about what you are doing you wouldn't have to read your own words off a piece of paper!!
And you leave Justin Smeja alone............he's my hero.
until now Fasano was just an ugly cab driver, on Monday he will be God ;-)!!
ReplyDeletecall me naive, but I am really looking forward to it :-)!!!
okay, your naive.
DeleteWas he not the guy that had the torn pig and said it was a BF kill? So funny... Researchers... Lol. This reminds me of a time just before WWF now WWE, went big... Nothing is real and alot of drama.
ReplyDeleteHe was also the guy who reported he was alone next to lake in the middle of nowwhere square, and heard Bigfoot over the other side. When challenged that people were heard in the background he pulled the video.
DeleteBut..but...guess what? I downloaded that and still have it :-)
I wouldn't trust this guy if my life depended on it.
The footprint with no reference for size could be from a macaque.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is he found some sort of nest or something and multiple tracks
ReplyDeleteCall Diane Stocking, she'll know.
DeleteShe's hot in a dirty, I'll make you bacon and eggs in the morning way. :)
ah, if only.
Another Fasano hoax was when he relaunched a blog critical of his "work" and tried to use it to smear some people he felt were his competition. Taxi Tim's goofyness and deceit could fill pages, and some of us remember and have the goods. But he is simply not worth the electrons and time to organize and publish it all.
ReplyDeleteTaxi Tim, Jim from Taxi - same, same.
I'll ask again. TIM, WHERES YOUR TAXI BOOK?
ReplyDeleteI smell another Georgia-style hoax. Ignore this admitted faker.
ReplyDeletelooks a lot like an old gator footprint
ReplyDeleteAre you friggin' kidding me? Does Fasano even hear himself when he talks? He sounds like an idiot. He can NOT make a video without cutting someone else down. He just can't do it. I agree with some of the posts above that unless he has solid video of these things "moving in family groups" or their little encampments or whatever, he might as well forget it. Within the first few seconds we will undoubtedly believe that these things are real? Seriously? That is an EXTRAORDINARY claim, Tim. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Something I highly doubt you have, sir. If not, you are digging yourself one hell of a hole. And whether you know it or not, your "hunter on Valium" has shown WAY more evidence to be taken seriously and truthfully than you EVER have. I will be waiting for Monday at 3pm with bated breath to either be "astounded" by your video or ready to watch everyone rip you a new one for being a total dolt. Either way, it should be fun.
ReplyDeleteI agree...looks like an alligator print. And unless you have something really awesome to show, quit while you are ahead..if that's what you are.
ReplyDeletesomeone beat me to it. the teaser poto is an aligator print[google it,its identical to them]. if this is the supposed teaser to wet our appetite we can rest assured its going to n=be the usual nonsense from a mentaly ill,angry little man. he runs about a swap for 0months of the year by himself or with some hick. he is bound to get even madder and more hatefull the more he keeps getting ridicued and frustrated by his lack of evidence of anything. it will be 11 mins that includes shaking trees, a few aligator prints which h will blether about foor 5mins, a coupke of blobs follwed by opticl illusions created by leaves tree shadows ec..which will take up another 5 mins. the last min will be deciated to dising every other BFer and the Bf community for ridiculing him. he will get even more hatefull when we all laugh at his'shock and awe' evidence! and dissappear into a swamp saying i 'hve captured a ive swamp ape and we are shagging in the swamps for ever'
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It's been monday for 13h25m where is the footage rubberneck?
ReplyDeleteIt's 2:50PM Central time. Where is the footage?
ReplyDeleteIt's been Monday for 15h27m now, WTF?!?!?!
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