The Bear Essentials of Bigfoot Hunting


Editor's Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence intern Melloney TheEriduserpent. She lives in southern Spain and her various interests are herpetology, mythology, and ufology. Basically, everything supernatural.

Scared of bears, wolves and other things that go bump in the night? Well never fear Bigfoot Evidence is here...

Why not have a go at "Bear banging".

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  1. Would the bear wait while you stand it on level ground, find your lighter and move to a safe distance? Are most bear attacks sneak attacks?

    Besides all the bears will be gone soon thanks to trigger happy hunters like Smeja.
    [runs for cover and awaits flaming].

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  2. All the dry weather a bear banger fire cracker match lighter another wild fire

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  3. I always thought a bare banger just shaved first.

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  4. I prefer my 44 Magnum over the Bear Banger any day!

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  5. I seen a Bear banger last night at the bar, and I tell you, a 44 wouldn't of stopped that bi*ch.

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