The Anomalist Short Review Of Tim Fasano's Finding Skunk Ape Video
The Anomalist is a blog dedicated to the daily review of world news on maverick science, unexplained mysteries, unorthodox theories, strange talents, and unexpected discoveries. Like many of us yesterday, they waited for Tim Fasano to launch his ground shaking Skunk Ape evidence documentary. After sitting through 23 minutes of it, here's what they had to say:
We waited all day yesterday for this much-hyped video of undeniable proof of the Skunk Ape's existence and ended up with this, 23 minutes of badly filmed footage of...swamps and a few rhesus monkeys in trees. The quality is terrible, the audio is even worse and the music is beyond irritating and distracting. Worst of all, Fasano provides absolutely no proof of the Skunk Ape except for some admittedly interesting print casts. However, the prints have nothing to do with the small monkeys shown that Fasano seems to be indicating are Skunk Apes. Actually, we aren't sure what Fasano is implying because his narration and "theories" are as clear as the swamp mud he seems to enjoy filming. All his work seems to be doing nothing more than clouding the water for other Bigfoot researchers and casting a negative light upon the entire community. Is Fasano trolling us all? If so, he's the only one laughing.
[via The Anomalist]
No wait, I'm laughing too.
ReplyDeleteFosano or whatever his name is, is an idiot. I think he's mentally not 100% capable.
ReplyDeleteI've known Tim personally for years. His Bigfoot research character is a method he uses to hook up with women. It's probably difficult for most of you to believe, but Tim has introduced me to quite a few really hot women. The kind that make my jaw drop and think WTF are YOU doing with HIM? Then a few days later I'll see him with another woman that's just as hot, if not hotter. I always ask him what happened to the last girl and he says something like 'oh I got tired of her'. And what's craziest about these women is many of them live hundreds of miles away, but still come to see him. They're like Fasano groupies and they even give him money, when he asks for it. The answer to your question about him being a troll is definitely no, unless you mean that perhaps he was trolling for hotties. The answer to that question would be a definite yes. I think the best way to describe Tim is to say that he's a Bigfoot gigolo.
ReplyDeleteHe is a character, alright. Fasano is just a nutty guy trying to make money off the internet anyway he can think of. I'm sure he could not give a rats ass about whether or not bigfoots exist, and people who expect anything worthwhile in terms of compelling evidence to come from this guy are setting themselves up for disappointment.
DeleteUnless you are a fan of the paranormal in general, you should avoid these jack-of-all phenomena types.
Congratulations 1:06 (Fasano). Despite your already unparalleled and bottomless pit of lies, exaggerations, and unjustified boasting about yourself over all of these yesrs -- you have just topped it all.
DeleteWelcome to the final "Stages", Timmy style, folks:
Stage 4 -- Attempt to save face by claiming we've only seen his "bigfoot character".
Stage 5 -- Send out a desperate broadcast that you are flat broke and so sure, you will be a hooker. Gender open for discussion. Call. Today. Please. Please.
Anon@1:06- Yea right.GTFO Tim.
DeleteYou couldn't get a real woman to touch your tallywacker if you tied a thousand dollar bill that was a silver certificate to it.
You are one smelly and digusting person.
When I flew into Tampa you gave me a ride to the Hilton,your taxi (the van), stunk like you've been living in it for weeks.You wouldn't shut your pie hole,all you talked about was the Bucs and how great they were.
In other words ,you're the real Skunk Ape.
You're a porno loving freak and no women would want anything to do with you.
You really are one pitiful delusional fool who likes to troll any type of site cause that's how you get your jollies.
The good people of Bigfootery don't like you so go back to your taxi cab confessions where you can feel like a king. I'm sure them toothless bastards you work with worship you,yea rightttt!
You're like a used condom, full of semen and dilapidated.
Have a nice day Sir Hoaxer!
If in fact he is getting any women - they are paid.
DeleteI'd pay a $1,000 to see the video of the lil' monkey jump down from the tree,grab Tim by the head and poke him in the ear with his lil' penis.
DeleteRAT-A-TAT-TAT!!!!!
"Tim Fasano takes a high hard one in the ear to find the ever elusive Skunk Ape"
DeleteHatin' on the man that's getting all the action.
Deletethey are called prostitutes!
DeleteThis fasano guy is an idiot, was he drunk when he was filming.you could get more evidence goin to a zoo than this guy could get.
ReplyDeleteI never saw the video nor do I plan on it anyways
ReplyDeleteIt figures. Glad I missed the video.
ReplyDeleteEveryone seems to love trashing this a-hole. What everyone seems to ignore is that his silly BS generates dozens and dozens of response comments. I would guess that ANY sort of attention gets him off. Instead of commenting ad nauseum about what a tool he is, how about making a point of ignoring anything that is posted that even remotely involves his name?
ReplyDeleteGood comment dnt even relate to this idiot.
Delete+ 1,000,000,000,000
DeleteHe wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the ones (and they exist right here on this blog) who stay up all night writhing with anticipation for his next video. No joke, he actually has "fans". Until they're all gone Fasano will continue to lurk around in the headlines.
DeleteWell said
DeleteTim, next time you have some evidence, keep it brief, release it quick and don't hype it up. If I had evidence as significant as Tim hyped his up to be, I'd walk into a newsroom, barge in on air and dump it in front of the camera.
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying that if you had evidence of Bigfoot’s existence you would get yourself arrested for criminal trespassing? Why? I sometimes think you footers have a tendency not to think things through.
Delete^lol. Chief, what you do is contact an entertainment lawyer, someone who knows the in and outs of show-biz, and go partners.
DeleteA body is worth a fortune, despite the lies told by the no-kill folks. Think about it. FB pays the cast 150 large each, what do you think they would pay for an actual "found' bigfoot. lol
I should say 'well meaning no-kill folks"; and not actually liars, but trying to convince people the body ain't worth much.
DeleteGotta have something to kill, before you can no-kill it.
Delete1:55,
DeleteNo that's how you would get the MIB involved and they'd steal the body and threaten to mysteriously kill all your loved ones if you ever told the real story. You know, just like in Georgia in 2008. That's how we all got bamboozled in that event.
LMFAO!
Yep, people really believe that.
When you see a headline that says something like Grab Your Popcorn and Be Prepared to be Blown Away, you expect to see something that's not thoroughly idiotic.
ReplyDeleteAnother letdown in decades of bigfoot letdowns.
This comment is for skank ape/anonymous/fasano.I am man enough to admit that you fooled me when you were pretending to be Fasano.I am not back to stay just to give you the reaction you went to such great lenghts to get.
ReplyDeleteI was told today I needed to come back and see the things that were being said about me.Holy fuck man how lonely and boared do you have to be to make up 2 fake emails from me to fasano and to you.
are you some kind of stalker you crazy little bitch.all of this because you couldn't prove me wrong a few weeks back.As you can see my google account is alive and well after I said my fair wells last night you needed to keep this going.Just for the record for those who knew it wans't me writing that shit last night I was very pissed at fasano because i knew alot of people were getting hoaxed by him again but that is a dead issue I don't care anymore about any of this.
Skank ape or stank ape whatever your fuckin name is you really need to get some serious mental help.an insult or being called a name is what is considered normal on here but to go as far as you did is not sane behavior pretending to be me,fasano,and two or three other people, that aint normal man.
holy jesus get some sort of life you fuckin psycho you have to much time on your hands.You wanted a reaction, you got it you little cock sucker.
Damn good reply gnrfan!
DeleteI feel like people don't understand what a troll is. A "troll" is a person like stank ape who goes onto a blog, where a conversation is being held and tries to disrupt the conversation. They will say/do anything to make everyone pissed off of and get distracted from the topic. Then they go to their own "troll blogs" and brag about their "trolling" activities. It is obviously petty, but you cannot allow trolls to dictate the conversation on here. There are several anons that are trolls on this website. I wondered if the guy pretending to be fasano wasn't a troll when he started calling everyone else a troll. I don't think that the mental midget Fasano knows what a troll is. It's a web catch phrase. Don't let trolls dictate the conversation. If a comment is stupid and irrelevant ignore it.
ReplyDeleteHacking peoples account names is something that trolls are notorious for.
ReplyDeleteGNR- You shouldn't quit. That is what the troll wants. He/she is amused by peoples discontent and suffering. They have suffered an immense amount of personal anguish (probably since childhood) to make them a creature that enjoys the pain of others. Seeing others in pain makes them feel better, like the cliche 'misery loves company'.
ReplyDeleteover posting troll
DeleteI may even get my account messed with for stating these things. So if you see odd activity from this name know it is not me. You can check my post. I generally am not attacking individuals on here. Nor do I support/disagree with any single individual at all times.
ReplyDeleteI know your posts and have enjoyed them but I came here thinking I would find more like it.I have just lost interest because of all of the foolishness.
DeleteHave you benn back long enough for a good fart dicussion?
DeleteI agree its frustrating. Especially when a moron like fasano gets face time. But if we don't keep it sane, no one will. It's like fighting your way through the back country brush. You gotta get dirty to find what your looking for. There are a few of us on here that keep it relevant. Help me keep it that way.
Deletebut you have been telling lies about me
DeleteIf he was that close to one when it was sleeping in its shelter why didnt he shoot it and solve the mystery? or better yet bring smeja with you and let him shoot it then you could have the green swamp kills
ReplyDelete"I have to admit, there is more in this 24 minutes then 24 episodes of FINDING BIGFOOT."
ReplyDeletethis was a bold statement that made me think, wow this is going to be HUGE! but it was a complete failure scam con that i fell for. thanks fasano!
no problem thanks for the hits
DeleteYou're all paying attention to some irrelevant lunatic that posts cellphone videos to YouTube.
ReplyDeleteMy cell phone makes much better video than that. I think he used a sega Genesis.
Deletei just want to tell all you to frack off
ReplyDeletewhy is everyone pick on me.from now on im going by goblin
ReplyDeleteForget the internet troll...I'm thinking more of a new breed of the mythical creature known as Trollsano.
ReplyDeleteI found a few vids on line.I watched them twice and it appears that some of the footage appeared in Tims video. I dont know if hes connected to these or if he stole them.Have a look,Its identical.
ReplyDeleteThe guys name is GREEN SWAMP MAN
http://youtu.be/x2AXiI3akhQ
http://youtu.be/MTbR0FzVEkk
If you read the YT Comments on Fasano's vid he says, "We paddled for hours to find them."
DeleteHe... never... stops... lying.
He was NOT on that trip, and those monkeys are in Silver River State Park since the late 1930s. As Fasano well knows.
I JUST WATCHED THE LINKS PUT UP BY Anonymous Tuesday, August 21, 2012 11:42:00 PM PDT
ReplyDeleteI DONT GET IT,DID TIM STEAL THESE VIDEOS AND OVERDUB THEM AND CALL IT HIS OWN? DOES THIS GUY HAVE A HISTORY OF TAKING UNWARRENTED CREDIT FOR OTHER PEOPLES WORK?
Fasano's has over 800 videos with almost a million views and people are asking WHY ??? He has a need for attention from whoever or however he can get it. So as long as people continue to watch and comment he will keep doing it. Just stop watching and commenting and he will go away or either focus on his photography of nude women and taxi interviews. Which would be more interesting to most instead of Skunk Ape or Ghost. The team of Ghost Hunters he is with are crooks as well and just add to his list of accomplices.Remember all the hype with TGBF well he said that Jim contacted him first so he could learn how to do what Fasano's does.People wake up and smell the BS it is as plain as the nose on your face!
ReplyDeleteFasano's has over 800 videos with almost a million views and people are asking WHY ??? He has a need for attention from whoever or however he can get it. So as long as people continue to watch and comment he will keep doing it. Just stop watching and commenting and he will go away or either focus on his photography of nude women and taxi interviews. Which would be more interesting to most instead of Skunk Ape or Ghost. The team of Ghost Hunters he is with are crooks as well and just add to his list of accomplices.Remember all the hype with TGBF well he said that Jim contacted him first so he could learn how to do what Fasano's does.People wake up and smell the BS it is as plain as the nose on your face!
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