Russian female Bigfoots looking to party...

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Editor's Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence intern Melloney TheEriduserpent. She lives in southern Spain and her various interests are herpetology, mythology, and ufology. Basically, everything supernatural.

Starved (sex starved that is) Bigfoots known as The Almasty are out on the prowl in the Chegemsky Gorge region of Russia, looking to get themselves some local meat. And what could be on their menu? I hear you ask, well it seems it is the local men of the town of Elbrus.

Female Bigfoots are brazenly luring unsuspecting men in an attempt to have sex with them. Their pick-up technique must be working because some of men have fallen for their feminine guile. Towns people believe that the creatures can curse or bewitch a man with their eyes, leaving the victim hopeless for their touch. Towns folk are used to seeing these creatures and they say they try to get along with them.

"The settlement of Elbrus is entirely surrounded by woods and mountains. Each resident has seen the Bigfoot at least once in a their lifetime. Moreover, local women know some men, who communicate with the Almasty, with their females, to be more precise".

rashmanly.com/2008/12/31/horny-bigfoot-females-seducing-local-men-in-chegemsky-gorge-russia/

After reading this I now know why there are so many men active in the Bigfoot community!

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    Sasquatch porn,YEA BABY!!!!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

      I would wear my hand out on that one.lol

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    2. TimmyWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

      My wife and I would like to invite a female Bigfoot over for some three way fun and pee pee poo poo circles......hopefully she will have giant breasts and buttocks like Patty.....

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    3. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:37:00 AM PDT

      brown chicken brown cow

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

    Oh, right. Like it's tough to get men to f*** anything. What planet are you from Ms. Serpent?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 2:05:00 PM PDT

      you can say fuck now.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:58:00 PM PDT

      ^ All fucking day long my Taterhole buddy! Best enjoy it till Dad gets home.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:12:00 PM PDT

    WOW! are these hot bodied bigfoot gals into taterholing?

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

    This is disgusting.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      Disgusting for some, delightful for others!

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      anything for fucking webpage hits eh Shawn?

      Thats why you can say fuck this motherfucking piece of bigfoot shithole website right here

      Delete
    3. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 10:13:00 PM PDT

      AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 6:56:00 PM PDT:

      And yet you are here, adding to the traffic, increasing the value of the site. LOL.

      BRAWDO!!!

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    4. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 2:18:00 PM PDT

      Dont worry, when Shawn gets back from vacation he will throw all us crazy kids out of the house.....Fuck You!Haha..

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    5. Shawns Blogger KidsThursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:57:00 PM PDT

      Yep,It's fucking hell on Mom being cooped up in here without Dad home.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

    Almasty Tater hole!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

      This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

      Tater head!

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    3. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 5:45:00 AM PDT

      a nasty tater hole?

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    4. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 5:51:00 AM PDT

      Its all fun and games until the Ol Shovel Head pulls out a piece of corn. The fun ends at that very moment.

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    5. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

      Or a peanut....LOL

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    Why is some broad from Spain doing an editorial when there's no Bigfoot in Spain?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

      That's a dumb question. Does that mean that someone can't be interested in Sasquatch unless they live near one? Well hell, they don't even exist anyway so nobody lives near them. Furthermore, its not like you have to be a "field "researcher" here in order to drum up an article.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 6:18:00 AM PDT

      Agreed dumb question!

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

    When I think about Almasty I touch myself!

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:29:00 PM PDT

    This site is going strait to hell quickly!

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

    Two things to keep in mind kere

    Bigfoot exists
    Bigfoot is human :)

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoot is dreamed up and faked by humans yoiu are right then

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 7:26:00 PM PDT

      It may be dreamed up and faked, but it also exists. That's how all of this started in the first place.

      Delete
  10. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 7:28:00 PM PDT

    Apparently, they have run out of sheep in Russia.

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 8:21:00 PM PDT

    Plenty of sheep. Short on velcro though.

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 8:44:00 PM PDT

    The Weekly World News ran a story about a female Bigfoot prostitute named Helen. They even had a picture. She was wearing high heels and everything. It was awesome but I'm not sure if it was true or not.

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  13. Lisa RantalaWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 9:14:00 PM PDT

    Good grief Charlie Brown!

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, August 8, 2012 at 9:43:00 PM PDT

    If you don't believe in Bigfoot, why are you spending time on this site? It makes me think you have doubts and that you are actually considering the possibility of their existence. Just a thought...

    -JS

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  15. RickThursday, August 9, 2012 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

    I caught a Bigfoot sleeping in Oregon one night while hunting. I was scared it was going to wake up and attack me so I clubbed it over the head with the butt of my shotgun. I rolled it over and hog tied it. I spread its ass cheeks apart and licked its butthole ever so gently while slowly inserting one finger into the creatures smelly but inviting crack. I must have done that for over 20 MINUTES until I realized that the beast had come to and was looking at me smiling. I untied his restraints and we began to savagely kiss each other while he squeezed my rod hard at first and then even harder when he began to hear me squeal in pain. What happened after that I cannot describe in human language. Bigfoot is real.

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  16. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:47:00 AM PDT

    It was published in Pravda.......must be true then.

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  17. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 5:32:00 AM PDT

    That photo is from an American soft porn movie from the early 70's. Bigfoot's "suit" actually rips during the sex scene.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 5:51:00 AM PDT

      Link please!

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    2. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 6:19:00 AM PDT

      ^^^^+1,000,000,000^^^^

      Sasquatch porn,YEA BABY!!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 6:59:00 AM PDT

      I found it several months ago by typing in bigfoot porn. The movie is short and very stupid but funny and the chick has a wooly beav. I will try to find it again and supply the link.

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    4. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 7:10:00 AM PDT

      What in the hell made you Google Bigfoot porn? j/k.

      I do it everyday.hehehehehe....

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    5. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 11:25:00 AM PDT

      which one of you is alaskanbushpilot

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    6. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 11:54:00 AM PDT

      ^?????^

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  18. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 7:05:00 AM PDT

    http://www.spankwire.com/Young-girl-fucked-by-Bigfoot/video284197/


    I think this is the link, the name of the film is "The Geek"

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    1. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 8:20:00 AM PDT

      Lol, that was crazy. What a horrible porn, you have to fast forward through the first 12 minutes so you can watch 3 minutes of some chick getting raped by Frank Zappa while her friends watch and do nothing, at least not until the big guy is done. People are so strange. I also love how they are going on a camping trip and all of the guys carry small backpacks while they load these sluts up with the heavy equipment to be carried by hand. Think I heard of another Bigfoot porn called "Ape Canyon" but I could never find it online. Anyone got a link for that one?

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  19. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 7:58:00 AM PDT

    And the next book out will be 50 shades of Brown my love affair with Bigfoot!

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  20. AnonymousThursday, August 9, 2012 at 8:04:00 AM PDT

    I bet the Bigfoot wore white socks during the entire encounter...and a black eye mask.

    Almasty...Allnasty....hmmm.

    What does it say about the women of Elbrus if their men can be attracted to smelly, hairy, foul breathed, fetid fly attracting orifices? I think there is a Vodka or hooch problem in Elbrus...especially during those long winters.

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  21. whatthewhat?Sunday, November 4, 2012 at 12:36:00 PM PST

    this is disgusting

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, November 6, 2012 at 9:00:00 AM PST

      Bollocks, she loves it! just look at her tongue.

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  22. AnonymousThursday, February 7, 2013 at 3:47:00 PM PST

    That Almasty females try to couple with men, does it mean there is to much incest in that population? or is it just that there are not enough males to keep the population liveable? Or it just a "tradition" which went on for centuries and become public these days?
    Could this be an argument for that these creatures are Neandertal or relics? If so there could be living hybrids as the Lagar Velho child, who grow up and renew their (Neandertal?) gene pools with modern humans? Does this mean that Europeans (and possible Asians) have more hidden Neandertal features than acknowledged today by scientists?
    If this is so could we live in eachothers societies?

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