Since of the oldest genes in the modern human genome come from Eastern Asia, could this explain why Bigfoots tend to sound like samurais talking? Because of this "Asian" gene, Facebook Find Bigfoot thinks that it makes perfect sense that the oldest speech and genes for vocal chords would also be in Asian people today.
According to many eyewitness descriptions, Bigfoots have eyes that look somewhat in Asian origin. FB/FB believe it's possible that America, at one time was filled was Bigfoots, and that they somehow made their way across Eastern Asia. Bigfoots became domesticated and eventually turned into us-- modern humans. And THAT, my man, is why "You Are Sasquatch".
I'm just going to pat myself on the back for a bit now for sounded all scientific and philosophical. Enjoy this educational video by FB/FB: