FB/FB Explains Why Bigfoots Sound And Look Asian [Video]
Since of the oldest genes in the modern human genome come from Eastern Asia, could this explain why Bigfoots tend to sound like samurais talking? Because of this "Asian" gene, Facebook Find Bigfoot thinks that it makes perfect sense that the oldest speech and genes for vocal chords would also be in Asian people today.
According to many eyewitness descriptions, Bigfoots have eyes that look somewhat in Asian origin. FB/FB believe it's possible that America, at one time was filled was Bigfoots, and that they somehow made their way across Eastern Asia. Bigfoots became domesticated and eventually turned into us-- modern humans. And THAT, my man, is why "You Are Sasquatch".
I'm just going to pat myself on the back for a bit now for sounded all scientific and philosophical. Enjoy this educational video by FB/FB:
YIKES!! Those sounds are amazing. These sounds awakened my hubby from a sound sleep even tho I had the volume turned down. Do we know anything about the meaning of these sounds? Also, I absolutely heard what sounded like the old movie Tarzan howls in one area of the recording. Great work guys!
ReplyDeleteWill you please stop giving this tin-foil hat wearing joker a platform!
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was a single factual statement in his conclusion. It's embarrassing that people like this are seen as authorities when it comes to cryptozoa.
You are spot on my friend. They have becom ethe Go-To people for anything Sasquatch related. The problem is that the majority of things they say is absolute clap-trap.
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DeleteI love how these guys just pick a random figure out of thin air: 40% wider and longer voicebox than a human. I say they are 125.243% more stupid than your average redneck.
ReplyDeleteI got your redneck right here ,as soon as i quit choking it you can suck off what it throwed up on me asshole.
DeleteHe can suck my rednecked purple head mushroom fire mans cap.
DeleteI'll be there as soon as I watch your mom, who is also your sister, finish blowing off your brother, who is also your papa.
DeleteI think the original cooler audio was clearer whatever process was used to clean it up has distorted it and added whistling noises.
ReplyDeleteBeing half Asian myself, I can say that, without a doubt, I carry this so-called 'Asian Gene'. Surprisingly, I don't (to my knowledge) talk with a 'Samurai Chatter' nor do I have any accent that would indicate my heritage. I speak like all folks do, who were born and raised out here in the Western United States, 'asian' genes and vocal chords, not withstanding.
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason that legitimate scientific research is conducted by those that have the necessary credentials, as opposed to those that have no business whatsoever making these types of assertions.
As a side note - on the off-chance that this WERE true, why would these creatures sound Japanese if they migrated from Asia, via the land bridge? Wouldn't they be speaking in more of a Chinese dialect? Unless, of course, they detoured to the archipelago for a few thousand years, before continuing on their way? But even then, at that time, the population of Japan was relatively sparse, and the true dialect wasn't quite formed, so something isn't adding up here.
But lets not let facts get in the way of our thinking...as you were, ladies.
Note to FB/FB: read a book about the stuff you are tryin to comment on once in awhile. Cuz you are doing nothing but cracking everybody up who has....
ReplyDeleteThis is the silliest thing I've seen passed of as "fact" since scientology...... seriously? It's like racist, xenphobic and reatrdedly made up anthropology and anatomy all rolled into one.
I guess if I presented you with two skinned corpses with the throat exposed you could tell me which one had the "asian vocal cord" gene?
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DeleteThe FB/FB people need to find other vocations because they don't seem to be doing very well with their chosen career.
ReplyDeleteThey can have their opinions but they shouldn't try to pass their ideas off as fact.
Have any of them seen a Bigfoot? Are any of them linguists? Primatologists? Biologists? Anatomists? Maybe a doctor or scientist of any sort?
I don't even know why I bother with reading anything about these guys. I guess I'll refrain from reading anything about them from now on.
Wow, FB/FB really showing their scientific acumen here. Accents are regional, not genetic as stated by another poster above.
ReplyDeleteI've always quite enjoyed FB/FB videos. However, did he just say that he thinks that modern humans evolved from Sasquatch? Wow! That's some theory.
ReplyDeleteI had a conversation with a very nice lady who came knocking at my door recently.She was a Jehova Witness (sorry if spelt wrong),and she asked what I thought about religion and what I believed in.....To cut a long story short she believed that all modern science, dinosaurs, evolution of man etc was a hoax by non believers in God, and that I had been brain washed. How ironic I thought. Anyway, it just seems that people think that they can make up facts and if they push them hard enough and in the right way they become reality.
Genetic accents? Look Asian? Accents aren't genetic you imbeciles. Also, how the f*Co do we know they look Asian? Do we have a specimen? If Patty is real (which it isn't) then that's the most unAsian looking Sasquatch ever. I swear these guys are degenerates to the highest degree. Its bad when you're own field (which is laughed at) laughs at you.
ReplyDeleteHorsefeathers! First, the oldest genes in the human genome would have to be those we have in common with our most distant relatives. For instance, we share the canonical SSB gene with all unicellular life forms except the thermal vent bacteria.
ReplyDeleteSecond, how many recordings of real Samurai warriors have you listened to? Picked up Samurai-speak from movies, didn't you? And assuming they spoke like they do in movies, are we sure it wasn't a cultivated voice? If it wasn't cultivated, wouldn't modern-day Japanese men all talk the same way? (Yes, I know, a few do.) And what about other Asian men, did they miss out on the Sasquatch vocal cord gene?
Third, how do you account for the high-pitched sounds the Sasquatch reportedly also makes? The Sasquatch vocal cords would have to be phenomenally configured to allow such a range and volume of sounds, hardly the result of one deep-gutteral gene.
Your treatise makes some enormous leaps of logic: Because presumed Sasquatches can make sounds that resemble what actors playing the role of Samurai warriors make, the Sasquatch must have migrated here from Asia. At some point some of them morphed by some unexplained process into modern humans but their inherited Sasquatch vocal cord gene didn't make it out of Japan except in the original Sasquatch model. Melba will verify this I suppose. Oh wait, she says their mtDNA is from Europe, the Middle East, and North American Natives and specifically NOT from Asia, leading her to suppose they came across from Europe during an ice age. So no help from Melba.
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