Did Lord Rick Find A Bigfoot Stool?
Our black nail-polished fingertip friend, Lord Rick recently stumbled upon a possible Bigfoot stool in the Sierra Nevada mountains. According to Rick, the lack of hair found in the stool rules out the possibly of it belonging to a bear:
This large stool sample was found on a very steep grade not to far from the creek. Their is no hair found in the stool it also was very black meaning whatever this was had a high iron content or was a meat eater. We do feel what we have here is from a Sasquatch and we did collect the sample. Sadly with it not being so fresh DNA may be impossible to collect. We noticed near the sample some pretty large tracks in the soft granite their is no known animal species that could create stool like this in this area we are sure what we have here is from Bigfoot.
One thing we like about Rick is that he likes to talk. He seems like the type of guy who can talk his way out of a speeding ticket. If you remember anything about him, he was the guy who was chased out of the woods by a Bigfoot throwing rocks at his family:
Sorry I pooped in the woods
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteTake me to taco bell!
DeleteBigfoot stool = human stool, except likely much larger
ReplyDeleteIt's probably his own turd.
ReplyDeleteLol thats freaking dog poo right there. Lol a piece of poo in the woods lordy it has to be Squatch poo lol.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else clicked on the sexy bra ad out of curiosity ?
ReplyDeletehahahaha yes
DeleteI confess, I did too!
I too...lol
DeleteThose damn squatches never flush
ReplyDeleteOr wipe.
Deletelet alone was their hands. sick pricks!
DeleteWonder what he was reading when he dropped that baby????maybe where the wild things are...
DeleteI thought stools had three legs, and what Bra ad?
ReplyDeleteI like to put snickers candy bars in the freezer
ReplyDeleteThat is wolf shit. Most likely from the tagged Oregon wolf that had traveled as far south as to be just n.e. Oroville.
ReplyDeleteWrong! Not wolf!
DeleteIts definitely canine scat. Wanna bet what it comes back as if he submits it for analysis?
DeleteThis should be labeled as humor. Watching someone examining and collecting poop in the woods is just hilarious. It does look like they're having fun though and at least they're getting out in the woods, unlike most of the fat assed footers. The fatties probably never venture more than 50 feet from their car...or their food.
ReplyDeleteHave you considered going on a diet ?
DeleteNo need, but the fat footers could skip more than a few meals and not be the worse for wear. Most of those guys are just plain disgusting.
Deletebobo s last expedition probably stinks of bacon.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help myself either ...lol
ReplyDeleteIf your on the Trail following bigfoot tracks and come across a Steamin taterhole pie that makes your rectum pucker by its enormous size!It might be a bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteWow this dude actually was looking directly at a CANINE track and said "three toes spread apart". He touched two of the tracks on the dog/canine track. He has absolutely no clue what he is doing. Clearly. He should probably stick to painting his nails.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Mr. Hanky!
ReplyDeleteHidey Ho!
DeleteThat looks like my ex-wife! LOL
ReplyDeleteJeff Teagle
I bet she thought you were a real gem too.
DeleteI'm stuck at home with explosive diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteHave you filled your socks yet ?
DeleteActually it's a stogie that "Rob Hairless the Bigfoot Turd Smoker" dropped when Bigfoot snuck up on him!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot surprised him in the woods when he was using his "Spirit Stick" on his "Taterwhole".
Does he normally use it on his taterhalf?taterhole.
DeleteSmoking them big dookie buds.
DeleteHe's been peddling bigfoot stool for years, in the metaphorical sense.
ReplyDeleteIt said he stumbled on it!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteIf so, that is SHIT luck !!
DeleteWhat the hell is with this SHIT ???
ReplyDeleteShit in one hand, have proof that Bigfoot exists in the other. Then see which one fills up faster.
ReplyDeleteAnother piece of shit Bigfoot evidence...
ReplyDeleteI have a stool sample of some guy who saw a bigfoot...
ReplyDeleteIt's all good..it is only a Baby Ruth !
ReplyDeleteScenes from a Robert Lindsay "Date Night" !
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteHe'd be my hero if he tasted it.
ReplyDeleteMoneymaker and Biscardi are on the scene trying to authenticate it. They sure know shit when they see it. Bullshit that is! BWWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHHAAAA !
ReplyDeleteAnother high point for the so-called study of Bigfoot. Those turds look so familiar that I must have a Bigfoot or two living in my house.
ReplyDeleteYour family craps on the floor ?
Delete^Only on Fridays!
DeleteAfter eating at KFC!
DeleteDude looks scary! What's with the ghost crap? Why do paranormal people always try to team up with Bigfoot stuff?
ReplyDeleteAre you Smarter than a Poop Therory?
ReplyDeleteOh My God! You have found Leon W's brain.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I clicked the youtube clip and watched the first 1:53 seconds of somebody finding a piece of sh*t.
ReplyDelete'dark and black'
Guinness will do that to you anyday. This blogs really going down the sh*tter.
it's from some hung over fisherman that that was eating
ReplyDeletebeef jerky all week-end. Now this nit-wit has it on display at his home, on his coffee table !
Not jerky, taco bell!
DeleteIf it was Taco Bell it would resemble a Smoothie.That's some hard poop.
DeleteThat's some amazing sh*t right there !
ReplyDeleteSome of the best comments ever!
ReplyDeleteI've seen lots of bear poop, human poop and dog poop that looks like this...all in the woods. I did come across an all black pile of crap in the middle of an old logging road a few years back that was so HUGE I thought it would scrape the bottom of my 4x4 had driven over it. I know, I know, middle of the road typically equals bear, but this would have required three of them to create a load like this in one spot. I would say that had I been brave enough to drop it on scale it would have weighed in excess of 10lbs.
On a side note- Lord Rick is wacky but seems twice as smart and motivated as Rick Dyer.
I have toe nails that are smarter and more motivated than rick.
DeleteWhat do you think the kids thinking?
ReplyDeleteJeeeezzz this guy has 1000 videos, heres part 36 after the sh*t discovery and he FINDS hair samples and wants to put it in a 'baggie'
ReplyDeleteYep a 'baggie' :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXssGoJcc-o&feature=channel&list=UL
Oh lord let it run, he finds more sh*t in part 37.
'Smell it again'
F**cking idiots. I've seen a lot of bear s**t. They are MOSTLY vegetarian. In the fall their crap is full of seeds and depending on the area corn. They also eat a lot of grubs, ants, and other small animals throughout the year. How does the lack of hair prove its not a bear. Please, please, please for the sake of all the believers out there stop Bigfooting. You do more harm than good with stupid ass comments/theory's like this. This is up there with a lot of MM's comments like Bigfoot doesn't eat livestock because they know it's people food. You a**holes are not biologists/scientists so stop trying to act like ones, PLEASE!!!!
ReplyDeleteWolf
+1,000,000
DeleteAlso, if Bigfoot is now thought to be a predator on deer (what many now claim) wouldn't it have hair in it (at least something from the prey it kills...hair, feathers, etc). I don't get how believers think they can have it both ways. Deer hair in it means it would be Bigfoot, no hair means it can't be a bear so it is probably a bigfoot....wtf
Yes...you are correct...wolf...
DeleteNo he's not.
DeleteOkay, here is the deal. Lately, it has been about a new term or phrase... That being bleevers or believers... Hmmm. Well, just sayin it seems a new cult or faith has begun. Seems like linda of Ballywhat¿ Her minons have penetrated possibly the last legitimate site. Goodbye all.
DeleteYou'll be back.
DeleteHe saw tracks in "soft granite"? Dinosaur? :o/
ReplyDeleteOld bear poop...the guy gets a little over excited at the end of the video lol
ReplyDeleteMelloney
I think this website should be renamed:
ReplyDelete"Bigfoot Evidence? Really?"
new anony
Good grief, that's canine scat unequivocally. This strange looking guy has not a clue as to what he's talking about
ReplyDeleteI have a new product coming out. It's called Bigfoot sized toilet paper. "If your turd is a big as Bigfoots, you'll need our toilet paper!"
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