Strange Man Claims Bigfoot Is An All Terrain Vehicle For Aliens


Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Jeffery Pritchett. He is the host of The Church of Mabus radio show-- Bringing you unique personalities in the paranormal and high strange always and forever til death do us part. You can join his Facebook group, The Church Of Mabus Radio Show.

Even though I don’t agree with Jesse Denson that all Bigfoots are all terrain vehicles for aliens. Though the possibility that some races could do this is possible I suppose. But I could only speculate. Though I feel this interview is a train wreck on many levels. I still thought I would share it for the utter amusement of it and for some reason it just cracks me up laughter wise. Be it true or not true. Certainly entertaining to say the least. Enjoy.

1. So you say you claim there is a Bigfoot all terrain alien vehicle that aliens use on Earth to get around? Could you explain more about this.

J.D. Yes there is a Big Foot unit. It is a bi-pedal machine that aliens can visit earth inside of from where ever they come from. The unit is millions of worlds and millions of years of technology combined. The unit is designed by worlds in the galaxy that have had communications amongst themselves for all of that time.

2. You also said you’ve driven one before. Could you tell us that story pretty please?

J.D. I was trained to drive the bigfoot, it has many features that your cartoon hertage has shown you, like a teleport system at the flick of a switch or at the pulse of a human thought from the drivers brain. You may drive the unit in manual mode all features run by hand controls or you may leave the unit in brain control mode, its up to you really there are many options. The unit can has invisibility, many of the units do not come with flight but they don’t need it when you can teleport. It is a sophisticated nano computing machine. There are rules to driving it and yes you can die inside of it. Long long list of does and dont’s just keep your head up and if you are thinking it and it is not happening you better start punching buttons. It has a safety autopilot, like panic button, but believe it or not some have still died while driving it.

3. So are you saying there are no flesh and living bigfoots that are actually alive? Or is there these bigfoot alien vehicles and real bigfoots?

J.D. All of the yeti, sasquatch, bigfoot you name its are now known galactically to be sentient being driven machines.

4. What alien race designed this Bigfoot all terrain vehicle exactly? Is there only one race that has one or more than one?

J.D. The unit is like I say millions of years and millions of worlds not all of those worlds had anything we would call homo sapiens.

5. So who are you exactly and where do you come from? You’ve said you have had alien contact before. Could you tell us about this?

J.D. I am man, I come from places where men go. This is a long story I won’t type now.

6. Well the Native American perspective is that Bigfoot are people and they exist in tribes or clans so to speak. So surely all Bigfoots can’t be terrain vehicles. Because why would so many be together and if they are both kinds of bigfoot. How do the real bigfoots feel about the robot bigfoots?

J.D. see question 3 above.

7. You said these bigfoot all terrain vehicles can teleport to any destination. How does that work exactly and what is the purpose of this?

J.D. Surprise! They are big.

8. Could you tell us more about the aliens that designed these bigfoot terrain vehicles and what other technology they have?

J.D. Could earth expand its boundaries of science to include the sciences of alien worlds?

9. What else can you tell us about your alien experiences and what else is the bigfoot terrain vehicle used for? So your saying aliens actually ride in these vehicles to get around Earth and other planets?

J.D. The unit is mostly a reconnisance vehicle but it can be used for pleasure as well much like a star trek hollideck but you stay inside the suit..

10. Will the bigfoot all terrain vehicle ever become available for man to use or to purchase?

J.D. see question 8 above

11. So could you tell us more about yourself and your future projects and goals and feelings about the state of the Earth and alien life engaging with mankind?

J.D. I feel pretty ineffective in a world that does not know what I know.

Comments

  1. You got to be kidding me.

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    1. Number 11- I definitely feel like this man is ineffective, and knows something I do not...what its like to be paranoid schizophrenic.

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    2. or, is he so sane that you just blew your mind?

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    3. If you take away such buzz words of the day as 'all terrain vehicle' and 'nano computing' what he's describing is the idea much of the rest of the universe is in open telepathic contact with each other and they've found one of the easiest ways to explore the more primitive aspects of other domains is to piggyback their consciousnesses onto whatever's the local equivalent of a telepathically susceptible anthropoid (devoid of such obscuring mechanisms as self concern/obsession beliefs/disbeliefs and endless tiers of cultural baggage/garbage all masquerading as the thoughts we mistake for ourselves).

      But we ourselves're precisely just such all terrain vehicles anyway hence our 'success' in colonising the many different eco niches of this world in ways more intelligent critters like dolphins can't dream of.

      Ditto our brains which it's now becoming more and more apparent function at nano and even quantum computing levels.

      And since at some stage we'll be hardwiring the brains of the likes of dolphins so we can directly perceive what they perceive in domains we otherwise couldn't access it shouldn't be too difficult to conceive the possibility other civilisations elsewhere may've bypassed the crudity of this machine/consciousness interface stage by resorting to telepathy.

      As for all the invisibility/teleporting/flying type stuff many of these've long been associated with Sasquatch/Bigfoot anyway (not to mention the likes of ninjas shamans and witches).

      But the problem with our civilization is it's precisely the fact certain individuals least fit into it which makes them more capable of tuning into inconceivable transmissions from outside our current conceptual possibilities hence the only support they receive from our culture's pills therapy incarceration and condemnation.

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  2. I do too have a bigfoot alien transporter that I regulary use to get around in...lol Its called a jacked up ford truck..

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  3. Can I get one that comes with roadside assistance?

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  4. That is just funny....... Now trying to have a logical debate about bigfoot is hard enough but throw this in the mix and my non believing co-workers said see that is one of your people.... UGH!!!!

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  5. I want the 2012 Skunkape model.

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    1. If you wait until November you can get it cheaper we have to clear out this year model to make room for the new more fuel saving model. Called Bigfootin IM NUTS

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  6. Just think, footers like him actually walk amongst us, freely. I tihnk a strait-jacket would look fabulous on Jeffery myself.

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  7. Yeah right. & I have a sign that reads beware of dogman
    In my front yard, but the thing is I have a real dogman nd I'm about to breed him with a man bear pig.

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  8. Um................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................THERE ARE A VARIETY OF MENTAL HEALTH RESOURCES ALL OVER IN EVERY STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE CHECK INTO THE NEAREST TO YOU ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. that was fing hilarious please do.

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    2. i take that back they are children on this blog behave people.

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  9. So many questions left unanswered. Do they have franchise/dealerships? Are models ever recalled? Do you need full coverage or will PL/PD suffice? Are they union/nonunion made? What kind of mileage do they get? And what about emissions--are they EPA compliant? Do they come with an MP3 jack? Do they hold their value come trade-in time? Do they cost more in California?

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  10. I knew it, hahaaa, yes. It was just a matter of time before someone exposed the reality of Bigfoot. There's one thing he left out though. For some reason (that we don't understand yet) the aliens cannot get the Bigfoot vehicles to function in Hawaii or Europe. There seems to be some sort of anti energy mass in those areas that block the signals and won't allow the aliens to have a portal there.

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  11. That's what I used to make the Patterson & gimlin film, but I forgot where I parked it when I went in town for a few drinks I left the invisible mode on , old timers like me forget things No I'm not making this up I'm the guy in the suit

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    1. LOL , At least you was wise enough to use the female version ( nice touch ) It don't look like they've changed much over the years or other Country's models . I wonder if that's deliberate ?

      Anyway the way the one I saw moved it reminded me more of something paranormal than SUV or All Terrain it was close no more than 20 feet away. Startled the living crap out of me .

      It was dark to make out if it was female or male but it had huge glowing white eyes & a massive dark body out line nearing 8 to 9 feet , it's head & upper body seemed to float with ease through under brush & into the creek where I lost site of it .

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  12. Does this mean Smeja committed intergalactic GTA?

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  13. Bigfoot are the Nephilim from the Bible thus the weird UFO connection.

    Wouldnt call them a vehicle, but perhaps an "organic portal"

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  14. Just look at all this Bigfoot evidence. I had no idea there was such a good case for the reality of Sasquatch.

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  15. There is 2 things I like to steer clear of, organic portals and taterholes.

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  16. No luck proving Bigfoot as a real creature so jump on the ufo bandwagon. What's next zombies?

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  17. Are there two models? when they go quadraped is this the 4x4 vehicle and bipedal is just the 2x2, Does ith have slip diffs, updated suspension a raised arghhh whatever....

    I want one regardless, become a Yeti change the covering, become a Yeren change the covering...It all actually makes sense..I'm not sure about the teleportation or invisilibity options though, just another way to milk us saps into paying more.

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    1. LMAO!!! That would mean the bi-pedal has a limited slip differential in the "rear asshole".

      The quadra-ped would have "posi-track.

      I'm sure the engines have variable sizes! up to twelve radiated hearts. Of course 12 heart (engines) is the type that generates the strongest stench while in idle.

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  18. Mind is officially BLOWN!

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  19. Why did the dogman cross the road?

    To carry the alien entity to the otherside.

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    1. 3 bigfoots sitting in a bar.The one bigfoot says "did you see that researcher I scared the heck out of today?" The second bigfoot says "no" and the third one says "um I ate em"

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    2. And then Dogman drove them home in his taxi lab.

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  20. I would love for a nice gothic hottie to tie me up in a strait jacket and give me a reach around.

    I was laughing the whole time I posted this article. And even more so reading through your crazy ass funny comments. lol

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    1. while in our out of the suite? LOL!!!

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    2. While in or out of the suite? Lol!

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    3. Well Jeffery,hows that Church of Ma-Bus working out for you.Is it Greyhound or a Blue Bird?

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    4. The Church is doing great. Just interviewed Lyle Blackburn on The Beast of Boggy Creek Saturday Night. It was an excellent radio interview and can be found easily on the site for your listening pleasure. =) I like to wear the suit when the hotties wear their vampire latex gear. =)

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    5. I digress Jeffrey,your all right.Got a great sense of humor.Anon@10:42.


      :)

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  21. Can't say how I know, but what he says is basically true. But I can't believe this guy has revealed everything in public like that. Let me just say that certain folks are NOT going to be happy about this, and will no doubt be visiting him soon. Would not want to be in his shoes right now.

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    1. What are they gonna do? Use the Bigfoot model and Probe him? Maybe turn him into one of these ATVs

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  22. ....really don't know what to make of this....

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    1. I have an extra strait-jacket I could let you have....

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  23. If this is true, could he please explain why hyper advanced aliens thought it would make sense to explore and observe the earthlings in an all terrain vehicle that looks like an giant 8 foot fur covered creature? That would certainly help them to keep a low profile. And since invisibility is also possible apparently when in the Bigfoot ATV, why not just stay invisible all the time?

    I take it that Men In Black where that tiny alien used a human machine to get around is one of his favorite movies.

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    1. I take it one of his favorite salads includes Psilocybin mushrooms

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  24. One thing I hate are ufonuts with psychic abilities

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  25. pretty darn boring aliens if they just want to hang out in the woods, come a zillion miles to be eaten by horseflies mmmmmm! this guy dont need a straight jacket he needs a blazer cause i just wanna set his ass on fire!

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  26. Bigfoot is not an alien machine, it's an interdimensional being with telepathic powers. This is why nobody can get a specimen or even a clear picture of one. Many pictures have been taken of them as they are in mid dimension shift, that's why they're never clear.

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    1. So what was Patty then, just having a bad day and couldn't be arsed to phase shift?

      Mind you, if you believe the PGF is real.

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    2. Finally, the truth @ 2:55

      we should be talking mid dimension shift instead of mid tarsal break

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  27. this guy is fucking dumber than ERIC ANDRE

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  28. Well I guess if you're going to go big - go big.

    He's not only aware of the secret, but he's also piloted said craft.

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  29. People get so nervous and angry when they hear something that they have never experienced! It is real! If you do not like it then move on with your sad life...

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