Photographs From Alleged Burnt Bigfoot Cover-Up In Colorado Springs
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| "BREAKING NEWS!! New Photo Reveals Federal Government Cover-up of Dead Bigfoot in Colorado Springs, CO." - Steven Streufert Coalition for Reason, Science, Sanity in Bigfoot Research |
The burnt Bigfoot rumor has all but dissipated, but that doesn't mean that conspiracy theorists aren't left wondering what really happened in Colorado Springs on Friday. Here are some humorous mock-up photographs of what may have happened to the Bigfoot that was allegedly rescued from the fire and later died in someone's garage.
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| "Obama Wild Fire Bigfoot Cover-Up (Well, Clinton had his interns)" - Huck Sterfoot |
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| "Fire Victim Bigfoot Body Extracted by USA Military Helicopter After Obama Visit to Colorado Springs, CO.!" - Steven Streufert Coalition for Reason, Science, Sanity in Bigfoot Research |
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| - Phil Poling Team Tazer Bigfoot |
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| - Huck Sterfoot |
Tell me you are joking, i thought all of those were real
ReplyDeleteOh hell was that obummer,We will get bigfoot proof now.Internal revenue just launched an investigation to get bigfoot for tax evasion.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I always knew the reason that Beck, and Hannity advertised on shows like Coast to Coast is because they know that they're full of dumbed down rigtie conspiracy theorists like you.
DeleteThe only thing that happened was the same that always happens when there's a big fire - idiots claiming there's a dead or wounded Sasquatch found or captured. I'm sure these accidents can happen, but the rumor's only spread around to build up something only to have it all die out again - exactly like the fires. It's the same people watching traffic accidents starting rumors like these.
ReplyDeletethat 1st photo is of matilda sleeping.
ReplyDeleteThe subject of the "Matilda" photo was the most flammable looking thing I ever saw; you drop a match on that thing...fwooshh! Hopefully, something like that will happen in the erickson film.
DeleteLong Live Mucklegrunt!
ReplyDeleteIs that a bananna coming out of Ol'Smokeys pants?
ReplyDeleteAt least it looks circumcised. Although it is a bit blurry to know for sure...meh what else is new.
DeleteSteven Struefert has been in a bad mood lately, and his arrival here that day with predictive statements of the course the rumor would take, and his subsequent play online, might indicate he is the likely source of the stupidity. Or, one from that crowd's FB forum, where they self admire their way to sagedom.
ReplyDeleteAnd Shawn is to blame, by default, for giving this "experiment in psychology" life.
I don't think photo-shopping images on another photo depicting the death of anything is in good taste, especially involving Bigfoot, and aimed at those who are ridiculed for their beliefs, which can be mixed with a hope of vindication.
This is the type of insult witnesses face repeatedly. Not funny in any way, not clever, not anything, and worth noting, except to the people who took too much pleasure from the deflation of the "news."
The person responsible seems to lack the refined civilized human nature many aspire to, a true BIgfooter.
^^I can tell you got teased alot in school.^^
DeleteShawn was happy that 59% of his readers were not gullible morons. I thought it was only 57%, so the whole thing was worthwhile.
DeleteHere, here, ol' chap; I'd say you hit the nail right on the head!
DeleteAnon 7:53, stop being such a butthurt looser and laugh at the stupid photographs. You footers are a joke, but there's no reason you can't laugh at yourselves too.
DeleteNo shit. Lighten up a little. These photos are funny because of the amount of people who thought this whole phiasco was real in the first place. So many dumb people.
DeleteI bet some idiots will see these and think the photos are real too.
the photo of Obama looking skyward is obvious. The sasquatch carcass is being prepared to be beamed up by a hovering space craft. The sasquatch sack will be taken back to the mothership and hidden away from the public. Everyone who is anyone knows that Obama is in co-horts with the aliens. He is an alien plant sent here to destroy America thus the world. It starts with radical government takeover of everything American, then the goverment will enforce a nation wide "medical care" plan on us. During this phase the chips will be implanted into our hands. This is obvious yet I am the only one with clear enough vision to realize this.
ReplyDeleteThe expression is “in cahoots” not “in co-horts”.
DeleteThe world would implode without America? You flatter yourself.
DeleteThe pictures are as sad as the story was.
Your gibberish is the least inane of all rambling posts.
DeleteThe sad thing is that this imbecile probably believe what he just wrote. There's a actual website out there where some lady is selling what look to be super squirters that she claims are filled with something that can destroy the aliens (who are in alliance with liberal and DEMONS)in their effort to usher in the Alien/Demon/liberal new world order. If there is anything dumber than I right wing conspiracy nut, I've yet to run across it.
DeleteAt least Mucklegrunt was not charred beyond recognition. Sasquatch fur is naturally fire resistant as an adaptation to forest dwelling. I believe poor Mucklegrunt died from smoke inhalation. The Red Rocks memorial service will rock! I have it on sound authority from Federal sources who cannot be named that Mucklegrunt's reproductive dna carrying material was harvested, will be used to produce a clone. An an empty gorilla egg will be implanted at Brookfield zoo. Mucklegrunt lives. He is destined to be raised and trained in a secret government program...ooops, I said too much.
ReplyDeletenew anony
Yes, please discontinue before you get into trouble. You jest, but there is some truth there. Don't confuse people.
DeleteThe dna/soul harvesting operation is atrocious.
Dear "Anonymous Sunday, July 1, 2012 7:53:00 AM PDT,"
ReplyDeleteWhile I appreciate your incredible courage to say such things while hiding behind "Anonymous," the fact is that you are WRONG, and I was right. I had NOTHING to do with this silly rumor, but simply predicted (accurately) that is was a total piece of shite. What "self-importance" that demonstrates in your eyes is beyond my comprehension. It is not arrogant to express simply analytical abilities using common sense and to judge current events. The images were meant to be humorous--sorry your sensitive little eyes had to see a dead Biscardi Georgia Hoax Bigfoot corpse. Lighten up, already.
You say, "the person responsible seems to lack the refined civilized human nature many aspire to, a true BIgfooter," but don't seem to comprehend what YOU YOURSELF are doing right now--acting like a humorless prig troll.
Steven, I'm a little new to this “Bigfoot Evidence” thing myself so I thought I would point out that when addressing "Anonymous Sunday, July 1, 2012 7:53:00 AM PDT," you can click the “reply” button underneath his post and it will put your reply under what he wrote (and possibly underneath other peoples replies). I think it is meant to keep the page organized and to allow him to know that you were addressing him.
DeleteAlso that dude accusing you of being involved in the burnt Bigfoot fiasco is a total shithead. Apparently he doesn't think evidence is needed when making accusations.
Some people will believe ANYTHING. That was my point, all along. This is how urban legends are born. Someone tells a silly story, and eventually enough people believe it for it to spread; and then when it doesn't pan out others will start constructing elaborate conspiracy theories to explain the lack of verification. It must have been a cover-up. And sure enough, in this stupid little case, many DID believe it. And then many even seemed to believe my ridiculous satire images were real, things that I made to make the point of gullibility that is a rampant problem in all of the "paranormal" fields. Those who did not get it and LAUGH, like I was laughing, are indeed the real problem of Bigfooting. Evidence, verification, logic, reason first, and then maybe "belief." That is how it should work.
ReplyDeleteAnd I repeat, I DID NOT start the little rumor in the Bigfoot Evidence comments section. The fact that you presume I did is just another stupid conspiracy theory. Oh, and also, I am not "in a bad mood lately." Where in the world you get that, I really have no idea. I will just chalk you comments up with all the others in my collection of Bigfoot humor and ill-considered thought.
ReplyDeleteYou say "This is the type of insult witnesses face repeatedly." What does debunking a stupid hoax rumor have to do with respect for REAL witnesses? NOTHING. In fact, it honors real witnesses by removing the bullshit that is placed in their path by the jokers and hoaxers.
Back to the Forest Friends group with you now....
Wow, that was a big ole' bitch slap. Now THAT made me laugh!
DeleteGood on ya Steve.
He's not in a bad mood lately, seems it's been for quite awhile now. And he sounds more like Hovey everyday. Now that would be a bigfoot power couple! Remeber you read the prediction here.
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Stoyvey
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Royal Couple of Dramaticus
Ain't gonna happen, Anonymous one.
DeleteYou're REALLY out of touch if you think that. I'm on her "blacklist" not in her black book....
DeleteI'm just fed up with this kind of crap. Bigfoot just isn't worth having to deal with human BS all day long. Bigfoot is cool, but I can do without the Trolls in it.
ReplyDeleteDoth Steven protesteth too much?
ReplyDeleteOr, just a permanant bad mood?
Being an anonymous coward, you have no idea. Really, you don't.
Deletethere is something fishy about this whole story
ReplyDeleteagain why does the guy Shawn allow such drivel into this site. i kmow he has to keep it full and different blogs. this is utter nonsense
ReplyDeleteits cleary a suit crumpled up on the ground not a muscular 8ft apeman.
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