Ketchum Jokes About Being The Next Food Network Star


Dr. Melba Ketchum, a Bigfoot DNA expert, is not always serious, you know. Underneath the white lab coat is a wonderful woman with great ambitions in life. On her Facebook page today, she revealed that she's an aspiring cook, and that she has her sights on being chef on the famous Food Network cable channel. "Too much of a mad scientist in the kitchen, would do better on Chopped for those of you Food Network fans," she joked.

Thanks to my friends with gardens this year since I didn't have time for one this time around. Love to cook fresh things...amazing poblano chowder last night with a side of fresh pico de gallo, fresh shrimp scampi spaghetti recipe from Italy the night before and oh yes JC, I dug the smoker out and will be doing the stuffed brisket soon. :) So busy but decided life is too short not to do what I love so it is back to the kitchen for what time I have before the craziness of this project explodes! Yum! Who knows, maybe I will try the next Food Network Star next year (just teasing...too much of a mad scientist in the kitchen, would do better on Chopped for those of you Food Network fans) LOL. - Dr. Melba Ketchum

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  1. So did she really discover and prove Bigfoot, or what? What is going on? I dont believe in them but its even driving ME crazy.

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    1. That's not really Timmy and IF it is you are the biggest flake in the whole world.

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    2. "Timmy" was brainwashed by the CIA. Now his objective is spreading government misinformation. That way no one finds out that Bigfoot is real.

      Where you been?

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  2. The last thing she needs to be on is a REALITY show.

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    1. She will reject their reality and substitute her own.

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  3. I guess we all hoped the dna was being looked at by a serious reputable scientist.

    It all looked good at the start. Fair enough we can wait for the paper to be published. Then there was Facebook page debacle, the blurry stick structures, the family of 5 sasquatch, and now this.

    Its just ridiculous.

    Luckily there is the new sykes study, but its a shame the last few years have been wasted.

    Hopefully the bigfoot community has learnt from this.

    We live, we learn.

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    1. i forgot, to be a well reputed scientist means you cant have a sense of humour...

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    2. It's a shame she has turned out to be such a dismal failure, a lot of people had faith in this woman.

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    3. I bet you anything that Sykes findings will be out there for everyone to read before Ketchums is. She had a 2 and a jhalf year head start too. Any takers?

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    4. Findings from Wanda Sykes will be way before Ketchum

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    5. Damn - you mean she actually has a life and doesn't worry about the asinine comments made here by the intellectually and socially challenged. She has lots of friends obviously, which is more than I can say about many commentators here who provide me with so many laughs at their expense. What a bunch of sad sacks.

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    6. Hey come on now - at least we try. Not pc to make fun of the challenged.

      What evidence have you brought forth? My sad sack is all I have and I'm sticking with it.

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  4. Will the smeja interview be out today?

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  5. The fact that she signs off a fluff piece (to supposed "friends") with DOCTOR Melba Ketchum screams of her insincerity. She's just tossing a few crumbs, as it were, to buy more patience from her peons.

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  6. So since she isn't in pure robotic, serious scientist mode 24/7 you're going to act like this somehow lessens the credibility of her study? Get a f*ckin life. So if you saw somewhere the Sykes liked to eat food, does that make him a hoaxer??

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  7. this is just a distraction since it was leaked that the dogman is part of the dna study.

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    1. And my sources told me Dogman is descended from the relict dogonoid canis scooby-doo.

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  8. She isn't and never has been a scientist though. She's a vet. She isn't a PHD or a research Professor. She doesn't write grants all day and teach 400 level classes with the hope of getting to do a few weeks of field work a year.

    She's a vet who runs a DNA clinic with a suspect reputation. I find it a bit amusing that nobody seems to have considered how cut-rate and hoaxy this makes Stubsadt or whoever approached her to begin with. It's lik the picked someone they thought they could manipulate.

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    1. I totally disagree. It doesn't matter who you are or what your education is, if you do sciency stuff, then you're a scientist.

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    2. You can do scientific research without a degree sure, I'm just not convinced she has the ability to this work at the level of say Sykes.

      She could have been used by some of the footers to further their own careers.

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    3. Agreed, completely. She also seems bananas, based on numerous things she's written. But she wasn't approached by Stubstad, and at least he got away from that circus, however that happened.
      But I don't think she was chosen based on the potential for manipulation but instead because she was in such a small pool of people willing to risk their rep being associated with the topic.
      The Sykes study has the potential for really opening the field for well-funded research and I can't wait for that.

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    4. Also, I can't remember who decided that she'd be the lab for this study; can someone chime in here?

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    5. Yeah its all a bunch of lies and bullshit. BIGfoot is a BIG LIE

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  9. This woman is a complete nut. Someone please put her in a padded room before she wastes after 5 years of our time.

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    1. Nobody can waste your time without your cooperation.

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    2. She's not a nut, you cant get a DVM that easy. But, she's dug herself a helluva hole and will be tough to get out. Pretty soon, she'll need to call in the heavies (Biscardi, etc.) for damage control.

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    3. Some times you feel like a nut,sometimes you don't!Melbajoys got nuts,Sally don't!

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    4. Show me your nuts

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lENb6OzabPs

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    5. Sorry, she doesn't do house calls to your place of abode.

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  10. She might make it big on the Food Channel if she cooked some Bigfoot Fajitas!

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  11. The "craziness" of this project has already exploded. Yum!

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  12. I can report further interaction with the family of 5 dogmans. Shy but friendly creatures, definately not agressive as some rumours may say.

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    1. Not another day of the dogman abyss

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    2. another dogman skeptic?

      what are you afraid of?

      the dna results are already in, the results are beautiful

      you will see

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    3. Have the Dogman family over for a barbecue, make them feel wanted.

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    4. I'm serious idiot ! Stop with the dogman crud! Man/child get off! Mommas calling for u you immature freak!

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  13. Who is she? I dont follow this stuff, thank god

    - Russ in Oregon

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    1. model from Sasquatch Illustrated's Swimsuit edition. Melba is damn smokin hot..hotter than burned bigfoot!

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  14. Shawn, seriously?
    A personal FB post on an unrelated topic?
    NPR had a great Science Friday show today, and the discussion dealt deeply with the process of scientific method, extraordinary claims, and peer review; all in the context of microbial DNA and a controversial paper... worth listening - sorry I don't have a link.
    Carl Sagan's quote about extraordinary claims features ,as well as the reality of how long the process is, from publishing to refuting or replicating.
    But, the nay-saying noted after publication of the paper featured was on point, about the evidence, methodology, and conclusions, and not examination of personal hobbies or tastes. I can't quite decide if you article is intended as ridicule or admiration, either way it has little to do with Bigfoot and everything to do with the trolls here.

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    1. To troll or not to troll - that is the essential question

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  15. I'm glad to see the lighter side of Melba Ketchum.

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  16. the bf field remains wide open for the taking. Who's gonna step up?

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    1. unfortunately noone, because there is no evidence

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    2. lol, didnt mean it had to be legit...just better than what's going on now

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  17. You know the picture of Melba in her lab coat. What you're unaware of and cant see from the angle is that see is using the pippets to stuff jalapenos with cream cheese.

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    1. For some reason, I always think of the Swedish Chef with that pic. She just needs a hat

      BORKBORK!

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    2. Gets me all hot and bothered thinking of Melba and her fat little sausage fingers kneading a bunch of raw beef for a beautiful meatloaf.

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    3. borkborkbork - goodgood chocolate, moose-moose, chocolate fer da moose

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    1. Only if Dogwoman tells him to. So funny how many people are male-centric w/ their cryptids

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    2. the dna results revealed the dogman population evolved to be entirely male

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    3. impossible - crazy talk

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    4. the dna speaks for itself, i dont care what someone on a blog says, the results are beautiful, dogman is very real and the paper will be published soon

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    5. Dogman ate my homework.

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    6. Nothing against dogman, but please take this Michigan crap somewhere else. The makers of the Gable Film wish they were Roger Patterson. Absolute amateurs.

      A friendly reminder that this blog does not promote cryptid diversity. As I like to say, go BF or go home.

      Loren Coleman's prob interested, so skidoodle over there.

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    7. You want to talk the gable film do you? Show me a suit that comes anywhere close to it. Muscle movement, the unique gait. Its all there plain as day.

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  19. I could give Dr. Ketchum a run for her money on Chopped. Being a mad scientist in the kitchen can be a huge success or a dismal failure. It's all about the harmony of flavours.

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  20. Kethum sucks big sasquatch d..ks. fucem all.And there so called friends,if they really have any.

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  21. That bitch got fat on sassys salamis.

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  22. Sierra Kills Steaks marinated in Bigfoot Barleywine.

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