Bigfooting In Johnson County, Illinois At Wildcat Bluff Shows Us How Serious The Bigfoot Whisperer Is About His Job
Master Bigfoot tracker and Bigfoot whisperer, Rob Fairless, is back, and this time he takes us Bigfooting at Wildcat Bluff in Johnson County. According to AlienInformation, this guy is a winner and he's simply "THE BEST" at everything he does:
AlienInformation takes you on a nighttime expedition into the Bluffs of Johnson County, Illinois. This ancient area has been riddled with mysterious Bigfoot sightings dating back to the time when the Shawnee Indians once roamed this land. Cave drawings and scrolls depicting what they called "Big Hairy Smelly Man", and stories passed from generation to generation, lead Master Bigfoot Tracker Rob Fairless into the deepest and darkest part of this so called lair for Sasquatch. In this episode Rob shows you a few extrememly difficult calls with very subtle nuances that will attract Bigfoot EVERY TIME! Rob once again shows the Bigfoot world why he is known simply as "THE BEST"
He is a terrible actor. I feel foolish just watching that.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, Bigfoot is falling farther and farther from possibility and reality- here's the proof
DeleteMost people who arent really actors ARE terrible actors. So that makes him a real guy who knows the secrets of the ancient tribesmen.
Deleteomg this guy is so full of shit LMAO thank you for making me lmfao , what a dork
ReplyDeleteLeon should be along soon.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but the Midwest sucks
ReplyDeleteI can tell from your mouth to brain ratio that you can only be a Texan. There are stupider states and there are mouthier states, but no one more loudly proclaims his own stupidity than a Texan. Shouldn't you be seceding from the union or something rather than trolling this website?
DeleteSpeaking of Trolls? Could the above Anom kindly keep his comments about Texans to himself?
DeleteNot Texas, I'm from Florida and if you got a problem w/ that just talk to my friend Fasano - he'll back my ass up
DeleteTzieth, if you're one of those Texans who “isn't like that” then don't be offended because I obviously wasn't talking to you. If you're one of those Texans who is like that then I have every right to offend you because you're an asshole. But you do not tell me not to fire back when someone takes a shot at the Midwest.
DeleteWait a minute anon 10:31, did you just say that you're friends with Fatsano? Why, that's even worse than being a Texan! I can't believe anyone would admit to being his friend. Why would you associate with the most reviled man in Bigfootery? The man that hoax magazine has voted “the worlds fattest footer” eight years in a row. The man who hoaxes so much that he accidentally hoaxed himself, twice. The man known throughout Florida's gay community as “the wide chode”, “five second fagsano”, and “Florida’s biggest queer (volumetrically)”. The man who recently claimed to have captured cheesasaurus rex on a trail camera. The man who proposed that blobsquatch be given a scientific name . The man who got his Johnson caught in a floppy disc drive. Thee Timothy Fasano, the homeless taxi driver and male prostitute, is your friend? Well I think that speaks volumes about you.
Delete"AnonymousTuesday, July 3, 2012 11:06:00 PM PDT
DeleteTzieth, if you're one of those Texans who “isn't like that” then don't be offended because I obviously wasn't talking to you. If you're one of those Texans who is like that then I have every right to offend you because you're an asshole. But you do not tell me not to fire back when someone takes a shot at the Midwest."
You fired back at all Texans as if we were all the same. I myself was born in Missouri, but I grew up in Texas from the time i was an infant until I enlisted in the U.S. Army. So 1/2 my family are still in the Midwest.
Texas is big. If you go to different parts of Texas you encounter different mindsets and different accents. People in Houston do not act like people in Dallas. People in San Antonio have a different mindset than the latter two. I grew up in the Fort Worth area which is right next to Dallas and worlds different.
I fully understand defending your home region but you did so in a rather biased way and assumed this guy was a Texan. Yes we have our fair share of those types, but then again so does everyone else :/
Lets put this another way.
DeleteThe Midwest sucks, Texas sucks, Florida sucks, even California (mostly SoCal) sucks.
No offense to those affected.
- Russ in Oregon
Well Russ... At least people in those states know how to pump their own gas. I now reside in Vancouver Washington just over the Columbia River from Oregon. And Oregonians stick out like a sore thumb when they come up here. They are the idiots that pull into self service gas stations and sit there. Then they get out and start screaming at the clerk "Why isn't someone pumping my gas!!!" so uhhh who sucks again?
Delete"Bull"? "Herd"? Is he chasing cattle or Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteHe seems like a loud mouth know it all, but that's my opinion.
I agree with you Sasquaination, I laughed as soon as i heard his first call and who in the world proclaimed him a bigfoot whisperer? and This is the first time ive ever heard his name so he can't be all that well known.
DeleteDidnt you read? He does know it all. Everybody hating on this guy for doing his thing wish they could have come up with am idea like him. Haters.
DeleteI hope after 23 years doing what he does, he has some solid evidence other than questionable sounds. If he can get that close to them all the time he must have good pics and video.
DeleteIt's a joke. He's a joke. A not very funny joke.
DeleteRob Fairless is trackin those feet faster than all get out. If you cant tell he is sucking you in and all you trolls are falling right for it. THIS IS A MASTER!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Rick Dyer?
ReplyDeleteIf you looked in your arse hole you would find him.
DeleteI can't get a grasp on this guy. ! I'm having a hard time beleiving and not believing him. I like his calls , but very cocky. I'm still humbled by the whole idea. In our neck of the woods ( upper midwest) I've heard they don't like white light. He's carrying a large white lantern like a grave digger? That's one part I'm not sure. Well if he has such frequent interactions for 23 years he must have some close up video or pictures!
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that the video is so huge above that it blew out the right side of my screen and knocked the siding off my neighbor's house.
ReplyDeletePanoramic view...and its still unwatchable
DeleteFunniest thing i'll read tonight, thank you.
DeleteYea good one. Made me chuckle.
DeleteThough this is done probably as a joke its still more entertaining than most Bigfoot videos.
ReplyDeleteRoger - you owe me for that camera you sob
DeleteI want my $2
How much do you want to bet there were three people out there that night? The whisperer, the cameraman, and, um... let's just call him the... "sound man."
ReplyDeleteSound man = Bigfoot
DeleteBIGFOOT IS THE SOUND MAN.
DeleteNo way! I mean, ya really think so? I guess this joke flew completely over your head Steven?
DeleteDoes this guy have a website where we can learn to be the best? Bring on a skookum!
ReplyDeleteWOW. I didnt know I was so popular. Whats the big deal about calling in a Bigfoot? The first thing you do is get out in the field. I didnt become The Best overnight. It took a couple years. My wife calls me a know it all also and my sister calls me a dork all the time. Is this my wife and sister on here?
ReplyDeleteYou'll be popular when you stop hoaxing and start bringing in some real evidence douche.
Delete23 years experience.
DeleteTHAT SHIT IS REAL! Rob Fairless is the new name in Bigfoot Tracking!
DeleteYou have 23 years experience hoaxing ?
DeleteAwesome !
HE'S THE BEST! IF IT WAS AT HOAXING HE WOULD ALSO BE THE BEST. HE'S THE BEST AT EVERYTHING. THE BIGFOOT WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING ON THIS MESSIAH SINCE 1967
DeleteWhere are the photos? Where are the videos? Or does Rob just go out into the woods and howl sporadically?
DeleteI'am the tater hole whisperer. Over the years many a hard bodied bombshell woman has "Surrendered" thier tater hole to me. Most often when thier husbands are out squatching. Next time you come home from a hard night of squatching listen for a soft wet fart, It is a sure sign I have been there.
ReplyDeleteYou whisper in assholes? uh not a good comeback.
DeleteSurrendered thier tater hole to my tater tot.
DeleteRiver again ?
DeleteIt's definitely one of the JREF'ers. That's their mentality level over there.
Deleteyou gonna eat your tots?
DeleteLOL!! Thats funny right there. I dont care who you are!!!!!
Deletelmao
ReplyDeleteHe can take his 23yrs and shove it up his ass...dude would get carded for buying cigs.
ReplyDeleteAnd thats a bad thing?
Deletethis is actually very entertaining
ReplyDeleteI like the 4 note theme song. Its a good indication that Rob uses his resources
ReplyDeleteto investigate BF, instead of throwing them at getting a non autistic theme song writer. Or is that non acoustic?
I am hoping they throw in a 5th note before they get up to 20 or 30 videos.
The only other thing is Rob, can you go find Bigfoot where you dont have crickets hopped up on Human Growth hormone? Geesh it was worse than watching a Maria Sharipova tennis match.
I paid high dollar for them notes. Bills baby bills. Didnt have enough for a fifth.
DeleteI guess no one has been to Southern Illinois in the middle of summer at night. Thats exactly the way they sound everywhere you go.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I heard were kaydids, a red fox yelping..and some knucklehead hiding in the brush trying to imitate purported bigfoot sounds after he hears this guy do it. Its a sad day for Johnson county southern Illinois.
DeleteThink the skeptic-to-believer ratio is getting out of whack on this site. Should be 50-50
ReplyDeleteSome of you please go back to JREF (or wherever) so we can go back to equilibrium here.
Thanks!
You mean you dont have to lool like youre modeling for Cabela's to hunt Bigfoot? I'm in!
ReplyDeleteVery bad acting - he should attend this #1 Acting School
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKX4LktBI5o
You have to be an actor to hunt bigfoot? Oh I see. Then all the other hunters are posers and this guy is the real deal.
DeleteMr. Fairless, Sir, you need to kick back a little. You are way to intense for what you are actually doing. If you talked to the camera like a normal human being would I would be much more interested in what you're doing out there.
ReplyDeleteAnd also, proving Bigfoot exist anywhere takes more evidence than a couple howls and grunts from an unknown source.
Maybe invest in a FLIR, if these things are 50 feet from you and you have a good FLIR you'd be able to pick up some good footage. You'd have your own TV show on Animal Planet in no time!
I love his intensity! The guy is photogenic and has style. Thats what entertainment is all about. Bring on the Whisperer! Find proof of all mystical creatures!
DeleteWe don't need another entertainer, we need some one to go out and get results, not show off in front of a camera.
DeleteGood grief guys, this isn't in the least bit a serious video. Buy a clue c-ballz.
DeleteIt's a hoax man. This is not real.
DeleteAt least this guy is more authentic and legit than Tom Biscardi.
ReplyDeleteNot saying much. Rick Dyer is more legit than Tom.
DeleteLIGHTEN UP PEOPLE! ITS BETTER ENTERTAINMENT THAN THE LAST BIGFOOT MOVIE!
ReplyDeleteStill waiting on the entertainment part.
DeleteI'm not buying it. I thought he might be real at first, but he seems like he's acting. The background noises in this vid are on a loop and there's no break over edits, it continues uninterrupted. This is easy to fake, considering the source and who's backing him, I'm pretty sure its bullshit.
ReplyDeleteYou have to start paying attention. He is carrying a high dollar microphone and the camara is also picking up sound. He is probably pulling im tje best audio from the microphone and amplifyimg the sound to hear the audio better for the viewers enjoyment. Make no bones about it this guy is intelligent and has expensive audio and editing software.
DeleteThe whole thing is a bad joke. The sounds are mixed in. If he's presenting this as real, he's hoaxing. If this is suppose to be humor, he's failing.
DeleteWe have a new record here at BF !
ReplyDeleteAs of today, 80% of the posters on BF
have an I.Q. of less than 60 !
WHAT A PROUD DAY FOR BF !
A couple more videos like this one,
and we will b e up to 100% in no time !
Sounds like you've been drinking toilet water.
DeleteTry Brawndo, its got what plants crave, its got electrolytes.
This guy means Fuc#ing business!! He keeps pointing and mean mugging and being all stern. Whats his deal? Bigfoots better watch out, this guy is a man with a chip on his shoulder.
ReplyDeleteHe's a want a be comic with no punch lines.
DeleteThis dude is in bad need of a Director. Someone to tell him to just tone it the phuk down
ReplyDeleteHe's in need of a writer too.
DeleteAny ole hillbilly from southern Illinois with have a brain would know what a common red fox sounds like...which is what it sounds like in that recording. I feel sorry for Johnson county Illinois...good people down there.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're out in the field hunting Bigfoot you have to psych yourself up for the possibility of anything happening. Not only being attacked by the Bigfoot themselves but animals like cougar, bear, snakes, birds, bees, wasps, and rabbit to just name a few. I bring it and I bring it hard. I dont know any other way to approach things. When I set out to do something I do it. Failure is not an option and that includes being outsmarted by a sasquatch. I have lived with the Native American tribes and listened to their stories of old and I have absorbed thousands of years of culture, technique, and mojo that normally only a Big Chief would know.
ReplyDeleteMy passion for hunting Bigfoot is like a fuel that cannot be quenched. I wont stop ever until my last breath seeps slowly from my mouth. Then and only then will I relax and let the sky spirit welcome me with open arms. Hopefully then I will be respected by the Bigfoot world for the energy I possessed and spirit I brought to the hunt.
This makes me laugh. Its like a satirical comedy with the names of these Squatchy locations: "bluff".
ReplyDeleteAlieninformation = CIA infiltrated shills
ReplyDeleteDear lord footers are dumber than Gump himself. This is obviously a joke and yet there are footers here that are not able to grasp that. No wonder Bigfoot has never been found, with minds like these working the case the odds of discovery are zero. Makes perfect sense to me now.
ReplyDeleteIt's a joke alright. Just not very funny.
Deletejokes on you gump
ReplyDeleteNo, it's really not. Its on saps like yourself. Congratulations for not being able to separate bullshit from real shit.
DeleteROB FAIRLESS.REVEALED
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sasquatchscoop.blogspot.com/2012/07/who-is-bigfoot-whisperer-rob-fairless.html?m=1
Duh No Shit. The guys awesome. I hope you guys arent that big of jerks to appreciate humor.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing with Fairless......its obvious to me that this is comedy. I'm actually not real surprised that the footers here though don't get it.
DeleteFor example:
" Mr. Fairless, Sir, you need to kick back a little. You are way to intense for what you are actually doing. If you talked to the camera like a normal human being would I would be much more interested in what you're doing out there."
Signed,
C-ballz"
LMFAO!
Not awesome. Lame.
DeleteOriginality. Going off on Bigfoot!
ReplyDeleteOMFG! CHECK OUT HIS SONG on Youtibe called STINKBAIT WKYQ REMIX ! could solve alot of questions on why hes out in the woods seeing Bigfoot. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty damn good! Why didnt he have Bigfoot as a back up singer?
DeleteGet the coondogs after our Saluki squatchy...tree him like a raccoon...bag him.
ReplyDeleteThese guys could get the job done:
http://www.illinoisstatecoonhunters.com/
Coonhunting is a night time sport due to the raccoon being primarily a nocturnal animal."
Get er done!
new anony
Was that suppose to be funny?
ReplyDelete