Which Research Method Will Ultimately Find Bigfoot?


Editor’s Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence contributor Vicki W.

This North American Great Ape blog post explores the various strategies utilized for sasquatch research. As we all know, there are a few different approaches, and many different opinions on which are apt to gain success in collecting hard evidence or discovering the elusive 'manimal' himself. A.Z. examines the most common tactics in his discussion provoking blog post. Is there really a best way, or are differing methods key to achieving the most significant discovery of the century?

There are a ton of different strategies: call blasting, wood knocking, baiting, habituation, trail cams, gifting, the list goes on. In an attempt to keep this post at a readable length, I'll stick to a discussion of which is best, a stealthy approach, or a loud, interactive approach?

The idea behind using a loud, interactive approach goes something like this: sasquatches, like most great apes, are curious creatures. By call blasting, wood knocking, and other attempts to communicate, we will draw them in and encourage interaction. The sasquatches will notice when humans are around, so trying to trick them with trail cams and the like is useless. (Some believe that sasquatches so excel in their natural environment that they are able to easily locate and avoid trail cams and other such photo / video traps.)

Supporters of the stealth side of the issue argue by saying that alerting the sasquatches of our presence will only scare them away. They've shown in the past that they aren't particularly fond of human interactions. This leads to the decision that the best way to conduct research is to remain quiet and hope to capture photos, video, or audio of bigfoots being their usual squatchy selves. Proponents of the stealth side of the issue support using trail cams. (Some more recent theories involve mounting trail cams on parked cars, or around campsites. The thought here is that the sasquatches will recognize cars and campsites as man-made structures thus a trail cam mounted on one of these will, to them, seem less out of place than a camera in the middle of the forest. However, this does seem a little contradicting to the argument that a human presence scares away the creatures.)

You can read the full article here.

Comments

  1. Which Search Method?

    Man that’s a tough one! Lets see, I would say one that was Hovey, Fasano, Biscardi, Moneymaker, Stover, May and a few others, all on the same team and out in the deepest of woods and off trail together.

    Using, only a pair of curling tongs and a thong to help in their pursuit of said elusive unknown creature. Tents will be totally optional if they wish to sleep next to Dyson fanny.

    That’ll sure as sh*t resolve the problem, in more ways than one.

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    1. I hope that does not coincide with the initiation of my project which consists of napalming the PNW and ,er, well we have not thought it through yet but we know the freakin' trees are the problem.

      Gen. Westmoreland

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    2. Ah if only, napalming the f*king lot of them. Somewhat dramatic in a Charlie Sheen, Marlon Brando way – but I like it. I was thinking more on the lines of letting May do the Job for us by falling over in the bush and squashing them.

      Then Dyson fanny, Hoveys (Get it? Hoovers) up the remains.

      The she gets to use her skills as a paralegal and top female researcher (self-imposed) to live happily ever after with May in the bush. Over time people will more than likely capture glimpses of them and take skanksquatchs, and blurry ones at that, and a new myth would be born. :)

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  2. Do you really think Hwnry May will actually get out of the shed in Mommy's yard?

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    1. I've got got off the phone with Mr Mays mother and she said "Of course he can go, I'll write him a note, and it will be nice to see him out and about meeting new people, and I'll save a fortune on the weekly grocery bill"

      So there you go, May can go. Does anybody wish to contact the mothers of the rest?

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    2. Who the hell is Henry May? Its getting hard to keep up with all these researchers...

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    3. researcher, Henry? you surely jest.

      http://www.youtube.com/MrMayDX08

      Knock yourself out.

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    4. Er, thanks. He would be better off creating a blog; most of his vids seem to be commentaries.

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    5. ‘Henrys kinky shed life’

      Henry May reviews the latest lingerie items and...ah sh*t I have to stop. The very thought of it.

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    6. Henry May is the sexiest researcher alive !

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  3. Fry the bacon to lure one in, and then you take it out with a shotgun.

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    1. But it has been proved by some bigfoot expert (fill in lunatics name here) that Bigfoot is a Herbivore and is shotgun resistant.

      Sex, now that will work. May and Hovey going at it will sure as f'ck do it, mind you! He'll need a baord across his fat arse incase he falls in. :)

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  4. Sally here, we lured a family of five in by visiting the forest during that special time of the month when Ketchum and I had that "not so fresh" feeling. The Sasquatch went crazy thinking we had several fish at our campsite or on our person, but we had to explain that we were just "realeasing" our DNA.

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    1. too funy,nice comment haha

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    2. This is very interesting research data. I would think you two old women would be way past menstruating, but I've heard that some bleed well into their sixties. Thanks for sharing, your research is cutting edge.

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    3. you two crack me up! Hope you get something on film soon that you can show us.

      What about thoses pics you have? Anyway
      good luck.

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    4. Ketchum here, SIXTIES!?!? Are you crazy, haven't you seen my profile pic

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  5. One does not find bigfoot... bigfoot finds you.

    At least, NO METHOD used so far in the last 60 years has worked. The only way to find one is by accident, it would seem.

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    1. or at Walmart! you seem some of those hairy f*kers that go to that place.

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  6. BIGFOOT IS AN ALIEN BROUGHT HERE FROM ANOTHER SOLAR SYSTEM TO MATE WITH HUMAN THUS CREATING A NEW HYBRID TO FURTHER THEIR EXISTENCE HERE AND ELSEWHERE IN THE GALAXY ! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO GET THEMM ON TRAILCAMS WITHOUT THEIR APPROVAL YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.

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    1. you speak the truth! most people ignore the posts about bigfoot being from another planet, but they will find out soon enough & still not believe. you sheep love nikes & mcdonalds, go rot your brains on reality tv shows.

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  7. As a respected Professor and a member of the Federal research group "Project Sasquatch", I will say this. The amount of insults and childish behaviour has gotten out of hand and only hurts research, and those who are doing it. We have been looking for people who can help with research with actual field work, but keep finding a bunch of of bickering idiots! Do any of you want to be taken seriously, if you do, then you need to stop your fighting and work together.
    We have checked out several group and found them all about fighting and putting down other groups and people except for a few that seems to be all about working together in a relaxed way!

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    1. Well boo f*king hoo, well come to the world of Bigfootery.

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    2. I think you're absolutely right about the childish behaviour. If I were a serious, credible researcher with sound evidence achieved through unquestionable research methods and approaches, I would think twice about making it public to people like those posting comments above.

      It's such a shame that the potential to work together and finally get the truth out there is being ruined by a bunch of idiots who have no clue.

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  8. So you all really think there is a big ape like thing out there lol your all mad and need to wake up

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  9. Shawn, I have a new lead in line....

    "Bigfoot Evidence" the world's playpen for trolls and jerks.

    Where serious posts and comments to articles posted ARE there but hard to find. Come prepared to sift through trash, waste and debris.

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  10. The only way anything will ever be solved is if someone either manages to capture or kill a bigfoot, then takes enough pictures that if something happens it will be well documented, then alerts as many people as possible, including press, friends/neighbors, credible researchers, and scientists, making sure enough people see it that there isn't a doubt it's real. Is anyone else fed up with elusive years-long DNA studies?

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