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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

How To Do A Bigfoot Call Like A Pro


Much like how hunters make calls to ellicit vocal responses from animals, Bigfoot hunters make calls into the forest to elicit a response from Bigfoot. Although it's a fun and easy method of generating interaction and confirming the Bigfoot was in the area, no one really knows whether our calls are friendly or aggressive. Are we challenging them to a fight? Or are we telling them that we're invading their territory? Nobody knows for sure what it means, but that's not going to stop the professionals from calling out the wood apes.

Watch and learn how the pros make their calls:

22 comments:

  1. Looked it up in my trusty Sasquatch Travel Dictionary and that yell loosely translates into either "I'm a dumbass yelling in the middle of the woods" or "Look at me, I'm naked and I've dropped the soap" It all depends on what part of the whoop you stress.

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    1. You were looking in the Gay edition, sir.
      The regular version does not give such suggestions.

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    2. Wait a minute! I got mine at Harry Henderson's Headshop back in the 70s. It was in the Juvenile Bigfoot section nestled between "The Best of Homo Erectus" and "The Adventures of Wahump Your Big Hairy Friend." Now I find out there's some special Gay edition that I'll inevitably have to shell out big bucks for just to complete my stupid Bigfoot collection. I feel hoaxed!

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  2. Seriously, every duck call sounds like a duck. Every deer call sound like a deer. All of these guys on finding bigfoot and using callblasts are projecting completely different screams and sounds. Biologically this makes no sense at all. Either these things are like a kind of person and would not be taken in by this moneymaker screaming crap or they are like apes and then would need a consistent sounding challenge or mating scream. Never mind that no one really know what they sound like anyway.

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    1. Great points all Believer. I wonder why no one ever plays sierra sounds CDs to attract Bigfoot. Good point that Sierra sounds and all these calls and screaming may not be Bigfoot. Maybe Bigfoot doesnt make a peep ever

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  3. That stuff sounds even more ridiculous when it's compiled into one video of its own.

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  4. "Stupid is as Stupid does"

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    1. If calling stupid on stupid is hateful, then yeah.

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  6. While clutching my trusty towel, heh you never know! Then inserting a Babel fish into my ear, all I hear is

    "So what do you think of these pink skins?"

    "Their all bat-shit crazy and over-weight"

    chuckles then ensued.

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  7. Now that is great television!!

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  8. "professional" bigfooters know as much as someone whos never heard of the mythical creature: NOTHING.

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  9. It is incredibly ovbious that making these calls has ZERO desired effect. These clowns have no idea if the sounds they are mindlessly barfing out are even remotely related to Sasquatch. I imagine all of these so called "vocalizations" really just mean "we are moronic fools, run away". I honestly can't wait for the day that these Broscience/Brofooters on TV (and those who jealously want to be on TV and bitch about their youtube views) get dismembered by a Squatch who is fed up with their nonsensical ramblings.

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    1. Im sure you've never seen the show but they've gotten responses back from Squatches before. But I'm sure you would think its not a Bigfoot. Right? You probably think its a human out in the middle of nowhere waiting for these guys to show up so he can howl out responses to these guys. Right?

      Moron.

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    2. So what if they get calls back? For all they know those calls are from other people making bigfoot calls! If a call has ever lured one out to be seen or even photographed then I've certainly never heard about it.

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    3. Well, if you had ever been screamed at by a Bigfoot, you'd be able to understand the difference. Since your to stupid to accept compiled statistical data, there is no point in anyone giving you an opinion.

      So I'll just give you the finger.

      Why don't you go work on the flat earthers, you might convense them.

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  10. Well I can't resist but the way MM has his lips in a perfect circle looks like a blow up doll. Maybe that is what is supposed to attract the squatch.

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    1. so your saying you fantisize about Matt, you have visual images of his mouth in your head. Or you have a blow up doll that looks like Matt?

      You know, you might want to seek some professional counseling.

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    2. No I'm kind of thinking I would leave that for you. Then when he was done with you the two of you could snowball back and forth. But please dude, GIVE THE GERBLES A BREAK. Cut them some slack. You are single handedly going to make them go extinct.

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    3. more fantasizing about two men huh?

      Wow, get help quick.

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    4. I have dreams about Henry May and an industrial tub of swafega.

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  11. I beleaven Bigfoot Sasquatch skunkape woodbooger well you name it I'm 11 in my Bigfoot club my 11 year old friend Travis got a response I never did but I did hear a whole pack yell once and I know the names of all the peeps In the vid Matt the founder of the BFRO bobo, cliff, and Renee but she has a hard time beleaving in Bigfoot and there you have it I LOVE THE BFRO AND BIGFOOT ❤��������������������������������������������������♥�� Matt cliff renee bobo good luck on finding BIGFOOT ��

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