Rise, Pause, Fall. Boom, There It Is: Russian retired heavyweight boxer Nikolai Valuev elected parliament deputy

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"Hey found bigfoot in Russian Parliament, this photo confirms coned head, distinct brow ridge, long upper lip, hooded nose, high shoulders, sloped back, bipedalism LOL his name is Nikolai Valuev a former heavyweight boxer hes 7 ft tall and is now a member of Russian parliament pretty uncanny LOL" - Mario Ishisname-o.

Thanks to Mario Ishisname-o for sending this to us. The photo above is Russian retired heavyweight boxer Nikolai Valuev, who was elected a parliament deputy from the ruling United Russia party in December. Last September, the heavyweight boxer embarked on an expedition to find the Russian Yeti. The territory he chose was near the Azaa Cave. According to many witnesses, the area is prime Yeti territory. Along the way, he managed to find "traces" such as broken tree branches and gigantic footprints. A local government press release wrote: "By the time they reached the Azass cave, the expedition saw gigantic footprints, similar to a human’s."

Although unsuccessful at finding the Yeti, Valuev's trip to the region was a media success, supported by the ruling United Russia party. Many suspected that the Yeti expedition was probably part of a concerted effort to boost tourism in the region.

When asked whether it was hard for him to adapt to his new job as member of the parliament, Valuev said: "Probably most sportsmen cannot quickly adapt to this work, but I seem to be of a different breed."


[via en.beta.rian.ru]

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 11:42:00 AM PDT

    CASE CLOSED! Just proof that a squatch with alopecia can co-exist with...well, the Russians.

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 11:57:00 AM PDT

    Rumor has it Biscardi is already on a plane to go get this guy signed.

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 12:03:00 PM PDT

    that is a man!

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 12:11:00 PM PDT

    Quick! Someone send his DNA to Dr. Ketchum!

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    1. Alpha DogWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 12:35:00 PM PDT

      Valuevs trip to find the Yeti is more likely a trip back to get acquainted with his ancestoral roots. His head bears a striking resemblence to a Bigfoot. The stories of Zana must be true.

      Chuck

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 12:52:00 PM PDT

      Great great great grandchild? lol.

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 1:27:00 PM PDT

    That guy has one hell of a sagittal crest.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 11:34:00 PM PDT

      Not a sagittal crest; it's an occipital bun. Look at the second photo-the head is normal in it. The weird angle of the first shot throws it off.

      The Russians are neanderthals! MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT! RIGHT I TELL !

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  6. BlondieWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 1:27:00 PM PDT

    If that does not look like descriptions of Biggie without hair I don't know what does!

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 1:41:00 PM PDT

    It's Bigfoot in disguise!

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 2:18:00 PM PDT

    Let's hope he doesn't grow bushy hair and beard and walk around in a fur coat!

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 2:28:00 PM PDT

    I'm not believing any of this until we get a FB/FB confirmation.

    They need to confirm that he smokes cigarettes, likes pancakes, hops boxcars, can communicate telepathically, can build stick structures and birthing stations, refuses to eat cows and owns a mountain bike.

    He appears to be white, though, so M.K. must be excited.

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 2:40:00 PM PDT

    Study his DNA!!! Sorry but is he %100 HUMAN??

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 2:52:00 PM PDT

    He even admits it: "...I seem to be of a different breed." It's a confession! Where are you now, skeptics!?

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  12. hoaxerWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 3:19:00 PM PDT

    hoax it is a hoax i say lol

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 3:19:00 PM PDT

    The Sierra Kills sketch is right next to the big Russian on this page, my gosh if Valuev had black hair all over his head and face he could be the Sierra Kills victim!

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  14. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 3:25:00 PM PDT

    Who's gonna step up and carve a steak?

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 4:02:00 PM PDT

    I wonder how long it takes him to shave in the morning... ;)
    David from the PAC/NW

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 4:08:00 PM PDT

      Seriously though, people actually got in the ring with this guy? No thank you...
      David from the PAC/NW

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    2. BlondieWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 4:15:00 PM PDT

      Here you go Dave, scroll down through the article and lots of pictures.

      http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2712511/Meet-Nikolai-Valuev-The-Beast-from-the-East.html

      Loves Mozart and writes poetry, there's a picture of he, his wife and son at the very bottom.

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    3. Alpha DogWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      He is a bruiser Dave, but he will go down in Rocky VI

      Chuck

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, May 9, 2012 at 4:26:00 PM PDT

    Whats this guys shoe size?

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  17. AnonymousThursday, May 10, 2012 at 6:33:00 AM PDT

    Most people have a forehead. This guy's got at least a fivehead.

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  18. AnonymousThursday, May 10, 2012 at 8:11:00 AM PDT

    I dunno... could be a bear with mainge. Either that or the bridge he was living under collapsed due to economic cut backs and forced him into the limelight. That is one HUGE DUDE!

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  19. AnonymousThursday, May 10, 2012 at 9:54:00 AM PDT

    I cant stop laughing!

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    Looks like one of the many guys Sharon Lee slept with.

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    Looks like we found Zana's son.....

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    The man next to him looks terrifyed o_o

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    You are never gonna see a bruiser like that with a woman who is less than lovely...interesting.

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