Police Called "The Best Bigfoot Tracker In The World", Rick Dyer To Investigate Bigfoot Reports [Humor]

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Georgia Bigfoot Hoaxer, Rick Dyer, while he's not out trying to bag a Sasquatch in Canada, or watching his RV go up in flames, he's investigating alleged Bigfoot sightings. Supposedly, the self-proclaimed "Best Bigfoot Tracker in The World" is so good at what he does that the police department looks to him to solve their Bigfoot problems.

Watch below:


At the scene:


SnowWalkerPrime's video response:

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 7:08:00 PM PST

    SnowWalkerPrime nailed this

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  2. Sharon LeeThursday, March 1, 2012 at 7:17:00 PM PST

    Can we please watch Fasanao's gay porn now?

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  3. SasquaiNationThursday, March 1, 2012 at 7:18:00 PM PST

    In the first video he's wearing a camo napkin or whatever it is on his head but he's driving. Ok, I guess he thinks he's covered so nothing can see him.
    In the second video he is under a camo tarp/blanket. Rick is wearing a camo vest, AND a bright blue sweatshirt. I suppose the blue sweatshirt works equally as well as camo does.
    The police called him? He would have to prove that.
    Just because he says it's so, does not make it so.
    I'm starting to wonder if there is seriously something wrong with his mental well being.
    Rick has zero credibility. He is a hoaxer and a liar.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 7:28:00 PM PST

    snow walker is nuts. But funny as all.
    Fasanotampa youtube site is down. Maybe the MIB stole all his videos

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  5. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:03:00 PM PST

    Fasanotampa is back in all his phlegm hacking glory

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    1. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:05:00 PM PST

      He found a geo cache at the end of a double rainbow and stepped on it?

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  6. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:34:00 PM PST

    I know some dont like snowwalkerprime but he makes me laugh every time."nobody tracks freezer like we do" lmao

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  7. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:40:00 PM PST

    Looks like people are jealous.....

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  8. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:41:00 PM PST

    Obviously, Dyer thought Sasquatch wouldn't see him if he drove up with a shemagh over his head. He's the 3 Stooges all rolled up into one! Where does tnis nitwit ever find any financial backing? Who would be dumber than he is?

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    1. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 4:42:00 AM PST

      He's a very persuasive used car dealer. "Buy this truck or I'll kill ya."

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  9. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:45:00 PM PST

    No that's not jealousy, that's comical and everyone, please everyone, is everyone forgetting what Rick Dyer did...... Seriously guys, come on....

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  10. DesertBigfootSteveThursday, March 1, 2012 at 8:48:00 PM PST

    It makes me sad when I hear people in the bigfoot community use such poor grammer. PEOPLE! WE WAS..., and THE POLICE HAS... = NOT PROPER! It only perpetuates the idea that the people in the bigfoot community are a bunch of redneck losers. Some of us are educated! Some of us understand the English language and can use it properly.

    It's like Jeff Foxworthy talking about it always being the worst people representing the community that are the ones to make it onto the news. "It was PANDALERIUM!"

    Come on people...if you can't talk right, people assume you are stupid. Maybe they are right.

    Gotta admit though, SnowWalker had me cracking up.

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  11. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 9:15:00 PM PST

    But everyone is talking about him. Lol.... Do you really think he is serious... The joke is on you all...lol

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    1. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 7:14:00 AM PST

      It would be less of a joke to the bigfoot community if they realized how close Rick Dyer is to Dr. Ketchum's habituation site.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 7:41:00 AM PST

      You hit the nail on the head

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    3. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 7:52:00 AM PST

      If Rick doesn't bag a bigfoot in Canada it only makes sense to focus on the OK/Tex areas where Ketchum owns properties.

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    4. SasquaiNationFriday, March 2, 2012 at 3:45:00 PM PST

      Rick will be lucky if he gains entry to Canada. That`s if he actually plans on coming here.

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    5. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 4:28:00 PM PST

      He posted a video yesterday saying he is already there. Check his youtube feed.

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    6. SasquaiNationFriday, March 2, 2012 at 4:47:00 PM PST

      I don't believe anything he says, but I'll check.
      Wasn't he in OK yesterday?

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    7. SasquaiNationFriday, March 2, 2012 at 4:52:00 PM PST

      Not sure which video you're talking about. He has one posted from 1 day ago saying he was here and headed to Florida.
      Wasn't he in Florida just a few days ago? His videos seem out of sync, especially since he's driving.
      OK to the nearest suitable Bigfooting area is at least a one day drive.
      Unless he can show proof, I'll have to file his claims to the usual spot inside the garbage can.

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    8. SasquaiNationFriday, March 2, 2012 at 5:09:00 PM PST

      I checked a few more videos of Rick's. His timeline is all over the place. His videos only show his face, so the videos could've been shot anywhere.
      Once a hoaxer and liar, always a hoaxer and liar.
      In order for me to change my mind, Rick would have to show a clear image of his letter from Canada giving him permission to enter Canada, track a Bigfoot, kill one, and legally export a specimen from Canada.
      Rick will not, and cannot provide that because he is lying.
      I already have a letter from the government which in essence debunks Rick's claim.
      I've shown my proof, where is Rick's?
      I've called Rick a hoaxer and a liar more than once, yet nobody has ever said that I've libeled Rick.
      Think about that for awhile. In order for me to libel him, my statements would have to be knowingly false.
      I have the proof, where is Rick's? Time for him to put up or shut up.
      I can't believe people take him seriously at all.

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    9. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 7:32:00 PM PST

      Are you saying somebody DOES take him seriously?!

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    10. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 11:11:00 PM PST

      Take him seriously? Get serious!

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  12. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 9:44:00 PM PST

    Rick Dyer's youtube videos aren't exactly popular- take a look at how many views he gets. I guess he likes any attention he can get.

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  13. AnonymousThursday, March 1, 2012 at 10:14:00 PM PST

    Rick has videos? Hold on ... let me check. ---- Yep; he does. And the one I watched has a whopping 34 views!
    SnowWalker cracks me up.

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  14. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 3:20:00 AM PST

    Why was Rick in Canada to maybe try their burgers.....lol

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  15. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 4:44:00 AM PST

    TeamTazerBigfoot FTW! Hahahahaha!!!

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  16. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 5:28:00 AM PST

    I want to hang with team tazer, smoke a little, talk some shop and find Bigfoot.

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  17. scottFriday, March 2, 2012 at 6:56:00 AM PST

    Two words..dick and head!!! What a total pillock!!! Good lad Snowalker,always funny and true to the point!! Keep them coming,one thing is for sure,if he does shoot one,i'l give him 6 months before someone shoots him,what kind of nut thinks that if he shoots such a majestic animal as this,that there won't be some sort of severe reprisal from the animal rights brigade!! Brain dead numpty!! Tean Tazer all the way!!

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  18. scottFriday, March 2, 2012 at 6:57:00 AM PST

    Dick by name and Dick by nature!!!

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  19. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 8:02:00 AM PST

    This man is a pure genius. His name should be talked in the same sentences as Krantz and Meldrum. Those of you who can't see how ridiculously intelligent this gentleman is should be committed.

    Rhode Scholar. Doctrite in Sasquatchery. Purely undeniable.

    Soon, Meldrum will be working for this man.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 8:06:00 AM PST

      no doubt

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    2. SasquaiNationFriday, March 2, 2012 at 3:43:00 PM PST

      I hope you`re not serious.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 11:21:00 PM PST

      I do see how ridiculous he is, but I don't yet see a sign of intelligence. You confuse me!

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  20. Timothy D ErvickFriday, March 2, 2012 at 9:28:00 AM PST

    SnowWalker Rules!!!!!! That was great.

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  21. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 10:07:00 AM PST

    Snow and Dyer are playing you all! Stop giving him attention....

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  22. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 10:12:00 AM PST

    this guy is way too funny.good stuff snow walker.

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  23. AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2012 at 10:40:00 AM PST

    V6 could probably make a good Fasano video.

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  24. scottFriday, March 2, 2012 at 11:05:00 AM PST

    The sooner Snowalker and V6 treat us and get out into the field properly the better,show em how it's done chaps,you are Spartans!!!lol

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  25. SomeassholeFriday, March 2, 2012 at 9:09:00 PM PST

    Go SNOWWALKER!!!

    AWESOME!!!

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  26. AnonymousSaturday, March 3, 2012 at 5:04:00 PM PST

    Snowball is a joke he's got 10 different youtube names different costumes different things... bigfoot is 1 of those things. Dyeris all the way..

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