This Chick Has Been Converted To The Church Of Bigfoot
This all-american gal decided to take a trip over to the Bigfoot Discovery Museum one day and see what this Bigfoot this was about. Fortunately for her, the museum curator Mike Rugg was her guide that day and told her everything she needed to know about Bigfoot. The girl is now a believer.
Watch video below:
[via www.thecryptocrew.com]
"In the mou-ains"
ReplyDeletewith that accent, she's definitely not from around here... (near santa cruz)
DeleteI'm now a believer that she was naked in her video!
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me it wouldn't be hard convincing this broad of much anything. Including that you have evidence of bigfoot back at the hotel.....lol
ReplyDeletehmm hmm, yeah score!
DeleteShe is? No more than 16? I fail to see how this is even relevant in regards to the bigfeet.
ReplyDeleteWow, must be a slow day.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot says "Come to my woods sweetie be glad to show you Mr. Big "
ReplyDeleteDidn't she catch a 'squatch peeking or peeing behind a tree? Watch from 0:20 on. lol
ReplyDeleteShe's so beautiful. Marry me.
ReplyDeleteDroppin' loads!
DeleteI would drop loads on her moun'ains,
DeleteShe is kinda fine, isn't she? All female Bigtit, I mean, Bigfoot researchers should wear what she's wearing. That means, as little as possible. Talk about finding Bigfoot bones then, no problem. lol
ReplyDeleteI do believe theres a crotch in them woods
ReplyDeleteI didn't believe until I saw one for myself in Hoopa. I was 19 and my girl was 17 and we had nowhere to go to be together so we went camping all the time. I was making skillet-fried potato cakes one morning and something burst out from the underbrush and barrel rolled through our camp. It was so sudden it was almost funny. It hollered and rolled fast as lighting out of the bush and right back into a thicket, kicking up leaves and dust and knocking my skillet clean over. My girl looked at me and I looked at her. All we saw was a black blur and I was sure it was a bear. Everything settled and then right when my girl was saying, "What was that?" The thing charged back out of the brush, standing on two legs and beating a torn up sapling on the ground. It was huge and mad and it was definitely a Bigfoot, very tall and like everyone says, but it had much longer hair and looked much more human in the face than I ever considered. I scooped up my girl and bolted for my truck. We got inside the truck and started honking the horn for some help and we looked back and it was gone. When we went back to our campsite the dang thing didn't even take the potato cakes or anything. I though for sure it was there to either eat us or raid out camp. i didn't even know until that night that I had stubbed my toe so badly running from the thing that it was fractured.
ReplyDeleteThat barrel roll sounds alot like what chimps do. Could it have been one? Maybe escaped from a snactuary? I know there's one up around Weitchpec.
DeleteIf you're not pranking that's a pretty significant story. Beats the hell out of most bigfoot tales I've heard. It sounds very realistic.
DeleteNo doubt Hoopa is Squatch territory. There were some sightings there in the 70's I think.
Someone please tell this young lady that I have big hands and big foots
ReplyDeleteShe's lucky she doesn't wear glasses.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteFirst of all, I live one town over from the museum. This is not northern California , it is the central coast. Sinse she doesn't even know where she was it does not surprise me that she found Mr.Rugg persuasive.
ReplyDeleteTranny.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one thing to say to a girl like her, "This ____ ain't gonna _____ itself."
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this was posted. Gives all the low life pervs an outlet. Yeesh.
ReplyDeleteI'd hit that.
ReplyDeleteHey hows it going? I live around a hour away from Santa Cruz on the central coast and uhhh wouldn't mind hanging out. You know if your interested in the big guy I am his Broski and you know I could introduce you.
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you about myself. Im a Gemini, I enjoy fast cars, big trucks, saving the planet, and ling walks on the beach. On weekends I like to enjoy the peace pipe and spend my evenings hollering into the woods and knocking on trees (my Broski lost his cellphone I got him for hannukah. Yes were Jews). So yeah if you happen to see this blog just uh get back to me. Autumnn this goes double for you. I like my wine like I like my women....aged to perfection. Lol or my champagne like I like my women.....young and sweet.
Ok ok I had one to many Coors Lt tonight...... Just a slow news day.
Bigfoots Broski
LOL you guys are so predictable which sometimes is not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you enjoyed this, but I think I like SasquaiNation's response the best.
Broski enjoy those Coors Light but go easy, tomorrow is a work day ;)
Ya got up ay 5 am to take the dog for a run and literally drove to the mountains for work today. At the age of 30 drinking should not be allowed for me during the work week. Thanks for the concern though Blondie.
DeleteOn a fun note I convinced a work buddy to bring his night vision goggles with us this weekend to do some Squatching in Sequoia Natl Park! My first Squatch hunt and cannot wait!
Bigfoots Broski
Why bother studying bigfoot? There is plenty of primate behaviour here. Myself included.
ReplyDeleteDumb as a box of hammers.....
ReplyDeleteHey look, there's a Bigfoot in my pants
ReplyDeleteI have a magic Bigfoot whistle. If you put it in your mouth, magic things will happen.
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that women read this blog, right? Why are so many of you disrespectful??
ReplyDeleteThe REAL, original, CHURCH OF BIGFOOT...
ReplyDeletehttp://bigfootbooksblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/church-of-bigfoot-scientist.html
I'm still fixed on that short bird in the red bikini.
ReplyDeleteI like how she says, "I didn't actually see a BF, I just saw the museum, but now I'm a believer"....ha ha.....You mean you drove all the way through those mountains one time, and you didn't even see a BigFoot? The way she says Mou-enns..(mountains)...sounds like an old Vermont accent.
ReplyDeleteBTW...Even though yes, it's fun to poke a little and have some fun, the sheer number of rude, sexual comments posted here are just to much. Are all the posters, 17yr old boys who are still hoping for their first woman? Come on people, a little fun is great, down right rude sexual comments are really to much in this kind of forum.
I would hope the moderator of this sight has the common decency to start blocking out those down right rude posts. If not, this sight will CETAINLY lose all the serious researchers and people who are truly interested in the subject of Bigfoot...