Sylvanic Bigfoot Spotted In Maine [Humor]

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It looks like our favorite Canadian Bigfoot researcher, Todd Standing may have a little competition on his hands. This new clip from TeamTazerBigfoot shows a creature similar to the one Todd captured on tape at a secret valley known as Sylvanic.

As some of you may already know, Todd is currently selling his mini-documentary DVD that shows his "blinking Bigfoot."

Here's a clip from Todd's DVD:



According to TeamTazerBigfoot, they recently discovered a new footage in a remote cabin left by a trapper who's now deceased.

Hidden, locked away for over 60 years in a remote Trapper's cabin. Vintage 8mm B&W footage of a Maine Sasquatch. Vivid crisp close images of the great beast.

TeamTazerBigfoot documented the historical death of this Trapper after months of research in historical archives; and has authenticated the footage as being of a living critter.

We are currently seeking trained and experienced primatologists with experience in the field, with Gorillas or Chimps.

Limited quantities of our DVD, now being offered.

Save Sasquatch before it's too late.

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:29:00 PM PST

    That is great.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:37:00 PM PST

    Anon in Tx,

    TS truly has some copetition now !!!

    TT

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  3. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:38:00 PM PST

    that should be competition... I was laughing too hard...

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  4. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:48:00 PM PST

    what r ur thoughts on the sylvanic bigfoot is it real i think so

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    1. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:52:00 PM PST

      It's Todd Standing made up to look like one, do a side by side with the video and a pic of Todd.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:23:00 PM PST

    Team taser is coping a squat over Todd's head.

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  6. MichaelaThursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:40:00 PM PST

    This better be some kind of joke because that is so fake. The "blinking" is a person blinking behind the mask with eye holes. How do I know? They are very recessed eyes, making peripheral vision impossible, and nothing else on the face moves when it's blinking. You can't blink without other muscles on you face moving. Plus it just looks stupid.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:58:00 PM PST

      Man,maybe you should join the FB/FB team! That was a great video analisys...

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    2. MichaelaThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:18:00 PM PST

      You spelled analysis wrong...

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  7. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:50:00 PM PST

    When i blink my eye lid moves, i watched my cat and dog and their facial muscles move, I agree with Michaela, it's a mask, as no other muscles move when it blinks.. and the part where it said if you want to see more of this CRAP...

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  8. ThinkerThunkerThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:30:00 PM PST

    Wow! I've now seen a bigfoot. THANKS for posting this!

    One thing: it's weird how their eyelids are nowhere near their eyeballs. Like a cheap Halloween costume.

    (are they kiddin' us with this?:)

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, February 18, 2012 at 4:29:00 AM PST

      You know it's just a parody of Todd Standing overly dramatic video. Read the description before you comment!

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  9. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:32:00 PM PST

    Oh my. I hope that none of you out there are taking this "trapper's" footage seriously. This is so painfully obvious that it's another pile of bigfoot scat. This is so fake that, if you think that there's even a hint of legitimacy to this, I've got some swampland to sell you at bargain prices; I also have bridge in New York that's for sale.

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  10. Alpha DogThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:45:00 PM PST

    Gee! A humorous parody. I like it.

    Chuck

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  11. Sharon DayThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:48:00 PM PST

    I give it 4 stars.

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  12. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:52:00 PM PST

    Ha gotta love this video makes me laugh and any who thinks it is ment to be a real video needs help its just a joke

    Mike from ohio

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  13. karla4569Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:53:00 PM PST

    Ha, ha, ha!

    I sent my $20 to Todd about a week ago...can't wait to see what else he's got.

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  14. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:58:00 PM PST

    To fricking funny.. Let joebblack1963, squatchmaster, and fasanotampa beat that video

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    1. MikeThursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:02:00 PM PST

      They can't not smart enough to make hoax like this if u gonna hoax at least make it a good one

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    2. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:30:00 PM PST

      Satire is obviously lost on several posters here: It's an intentional joke at Standing's expense. I feel dumber just being on the same page with people who don't understand that...

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    3. MikeThursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:35:00 PM PST

      I agree

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  15. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:24:00 PM PST

    Is it too late to be added to the Erickson documentary.... it would seg way nicely from the Chewbacca masked Matilda to Standings old "suede face" to this remarkably video.

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  16. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:40:00 PM PST

    Wow, 80 year old 8mm film can be developed into stunning footage??

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  17. SasquaiNationThursday, February 16, 2012 at 5:14:00 PM PST

    I'm amazed at how many people don't read before chiming in.
    "Sylvanic Bigfoot Spotted In Maine [Humor]"-note the title of the post.This is not being passed off as real,but it is better than Todd's videos in my opinion.

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  18. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 5:56:00 PM PST

    LOL....how sweet it is!!!

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  19. AnonymousThursday, February 16, 2012 at 6:37:00 PM PST

    Ok, this is probably the best footage I've seen yet. I think we have finally confirmed the existence of... ManBearPig!!!

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