Wherever Sasquatch is hiding, he can't resist the aroma of sizzling bacon. Of course, neither can Bobo or most other fanged creatures.
Watch Bobo cook up some bacon below from the The Soup Blog:
Whoa..what happened there? In this pristene silence I am hearing a commercial and no way to turn off? I diden't Choose to pay the Monotoized trolled video. I have almost zero tolerance for monotized videos, they have to be spectacular - viral - otherwise it's just the 99% hoping to be the 1% somehow? Ans Shawn looks like you are on your way...but seriously, if everytime I open a story I am forced to listen to a monotized video...well, who cares what I think right? LOl
Thought it was funny Bobo tosses bacon on the ground right after talking about how its dangerous to cook it because of the bears. But a little bacon lying by my tent wont hurt anything. These guys are total professionals.
"It will definitely bring in a squatch." Uh, since when did it become known that squatches like bacon? If bacon "will definitely bring in a squatch," why haven't they used it to "bring in a squatch" in order to capture one or at least get some good close footage.
I grew up in a geodesic dome on a farm surrounded by woodlands. Out of respect for nature my family vowed to never talk explicitly about the things we've seen but I will say that Bigfoot is real.
I don't know if they like bacon, though. Ha ha ha! That's pretty funny. And dangerous! Brown bears get a bad reputation but black bears are the ones you really need to look out for. I wouldn't cook bacon in the woods regardless.
@Sue D, I beleive you because the more people I meet who have intimate or close relationships (shared ecosystem or habituators) come to a similar conclusion. Out of respect, and perhaps certainty our proving shall do nothing good for Sasquatches, many feel as you. I agree. But, I am worried it won't be up to us and the population trying to Find Bigfoot only growing. I am guilty of that myself. I hope people like you do hang around for the outing, should it happen, and educate us on how to live in that harmony. And also, to help direct our responses/thinking with respect to policy. Ultimately, citizens will decide their fate through legislation (well..LOL seeing as lobby money is supplied by 1/4 of the 1%...democaray is an illusion isn' it?) and we need voices that don't have a deep financial stake in how we respond. Thanks for comment. Hope to see more.
Very thoughtful apehuman! Great points. I hope those who "know them" can help those who want to protect them. The DNA study is both exciting and terrifying in many ways. David from the PAC/NW
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I love the Soup's lampooning of this show. It really is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhoa..what happened there? In this pristene silence I am hearing a commercial and no way to turn off? I diden't Choose to pay the Monotoized trolled video. I have almost zero tolerance for monotized videos, they have to be spectacular - viral - otherwise it's just the 99% hoping to be the 1% somehow? Ans Shawn looks like you are on your way...but seriously, if everytime I open a story I am forced to listen to a monotized video...well, who cares what I think right? LOl
ReplyDeletePretty much
DeleteThought it was funny Bobo tosses bacon on the ground right after talking about how its dangerous to cook it because of the bears. But a little bacon lying by my tent wont hurt anything. These guys are total professionals.
ReplyDelete"It will definitely bring in a squatch." Uh, since when did it become known that squatches like bacon? If bacon "will definitely bring in a squatch," why haven't they used it to "bring in a squatch" in order to capture one or at least get some good close footage.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in a geodesic dome on a farm surrounded by woodlands. Out of respect for nature my family vowed to never talk explicitly about the things we've seen but I will say that Bigfoot is real.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if they like bacon, though. Ha ha ha! That's pretty funny. And dangerous! Brown bears get a bad reputation but black bears are the ones you really need to look out for. I wouldn't cook bacon in the woods regardless.
Where did your siting happen? It's always interesting to hear about these stories from real people who visit this site.
DeleteSELF PROCLAIMED BIGFOOT EXPERTS @_@
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@Sue D, I beleive you because the more people I meet who have intimate or close relationships (shared ecosystem or habituators) come to a similar conclusion. Out of respect, and perhaps certainty our proving shall do nothing good for Sasquatches, many feel as you. I agree.
ReplyDeleteBut, I am worried it won't be up to us and the population trying to Find Bigfoot only growing. I am guilty of that myself. I hope people like you do hang around for the outing, should it happen, and educate us on how to live in that harmony. And also, to help direct our responses/thinking with respect to policy. Ultimately, citizens will decide their fate through legislation (well..LOL seeing as lobby money is supplied by 1/4 of the 1%...democaray is an illusion isn' it?) and we need voices that don't have a deep financial stake in how we respond.
Thanks for comment. Hope to see more.
Thanks! I like it here!
DeleteVery thoughtful apehuman! Great points. I hope those who "know them" can help those who want to protect them. The DNA study is both exciting and terrifying in many ways.
DeleteDavid from the PAC/NW
Oh Dear. All that Bacon. We will decimate the
DeleteSasquatch Population through High Cholesterol.
dont worry about the high cholesterol.nothing would eat that bacon,after he burns the hell out of it.
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