Live Blogging and Commentary of Finding Bigfoot: "Canadian Bigfoot, eh?" Episode
About tonight's episode:
The bigfoot research team travels to Canada to investigate a unique bigfoot encounter caught on tape. The team zeroes in on the Canadian Rockies in search of what may be the most territorial sasquatches on earth.
Live Blogging Completed (Read below):
10:00PM - [Shawn] We're in the eastern side of the Canadian Rockies.
10:04PM - [Shawn] OK. Looks like Bobo and Matt already made us their minds.
10:04PM - [Autumn] BoBo term "Hoaxie"
10:04PM - [Autumn] Cliff is glad to see buttocks muscles
10:04PM - [Autumn] Cliff likes the footage... (initially)
10:04PM - [Autumn] Todd is like the David Koresh of the BF community and the squatches are his followers.
10:04PM - [Shawn] Todd is getting hammered here.. and we haven't even gotten to the footage.
10:06PM - [Autumn] Todd has that granola eating-doobie-smoking feel about him which makes it hard to take him seriously unless he says "dude" and wears sandals.
10:06PM - [Shawn] Take us to the original location Todd. You said there were bears, but Ranae doesn't seem to mind.
10:06PM - [Autumn] Todd has absolutely no emotion retelling this story of daywatchers, large males, sentinels, family groupings, blah blah blah. He said he was scared, but nothing in his voice showed that. He's either stoned or he's rehearsed.
10:06PM - [Shawn] Todd knows so much about their behavior. He mentions Day-Watcher when referring to the Bigfoot.
10:08PM - [Shawn] The figure in the footage looks way bigger than Bobo. Bobo thinks it's real. Matt still not convinced.
10:10PM - [Autumn] They keep saying if BoBo were in a costume it'd look better. Why don't they carry a portable gorilla suit for BoBo? He could start a new BoBo clothing line of Squatch jackets?
10:10PM - [Autumn] Man, should I take 2 sips of beer? Matt just thought someone was hoaxing--when does that happen?
What constitutes the term "squatchy?" Thick trees and a good place to film?
10:10PM - [Shawn] Night investigation time!
10:11PM - [Shawn] This place is 20 miles deep into the woods.
10:12PM - [Shawn] OK. Nothing is hollering back. No owls, coyotes, taxi cabs...
10:13PM - [Autumn] Cliff explains how ape hearing is better than human so squatch hearing is too--that is saying ape=Squatch. Nah.
10:13PM - [Shawn] Oh wait.. is that an eyeshine? ... Commercial break.
10:17PM - [Shawn] We're back from commercials and Matt is recapping that Todd Standing isn't credible.
10:18PM - [Autumn] They debunked a reflector on a tree and snow falling to look like an eye blinking.
10:18PM - [Shawn] It's cold and wet in Canada at the moment. Even the animals don't want to come out. Oh, Canada...
10:20PM - [Autumn] Matt thinks he can do 20 miles of valley in the snow at night. What is in his wheaties?
10:20PM - [Shawn] Matt is not giving up. He's going to stay... alone.
10:21PM - [Autumn] Top Tribe Trapper is giving them info.
10:21PM - [Shawn] Lenny is the man of the hour. He's going to show the way of the natives.
10:22PM - [Autumn] Seriously--getting smudged--very cool idea, but I'm afraid Todd uses a completely different purification to smoke. BoBo now needs to go eat some mushrooms again and have his eyes bulge out.
10:23PM - [Autumn] Okay, I've decided they need to do a BF show of this Native tribe searching--they are pretty wicked cool and at one with the woods.
10:24PM - [Shawn] Matt looks pretty cool in those shades.
10:25PM - [Autumn] He looks 70s porn in those shades.
10:25PM - [Shawn] lol
10:25PM - [Shawn] Cliff, Bobo, and Ranae holding a town hall meeting.. after the break.
10:30PM - [Shawn] And we're back.
10:30PM - [Shawn] Cliff is ambassador of Bigfoot from the United States. He's asking locals to raise their hand if they've seen a Bigfoot.
10:32PM - [Autumn] Every adult sasquatch started off as a juvenile sasquatch--Cliff says. Great observation.
10:32PM - [Shawn] Ranae doing recreation since she's the same size as what the dude is describing.
10:32PM - [Shawn] Ranae trying to replicate the stride, but she can't.
10:34PM - [Autumn] This is awesome--Matt is still alone in the woods. Do you think the team did a little happy dance?
10:34PM - [Shawn] Matt is "Dawn Patrolling" because sasquatches are most active before dawn.
10:34PM - [Autumn] Matt is screaming like a BF. Do you think that's the same yell he uses on the crew?
10:34PM - [Shawn] commercial break...
10:39PM - [Shawn] Wow. What a response... i hear a pack of coyotes.
10:39PM - [Shawn] You hear that? Coyotes like to travel the same pathways as sasquatches. It makes sense for them to scavenge off an easy meal.
10:39PM - [Autumn] God, how many times does Matt have to say "sasquatch" in a sentence?
10:39PM - [Autumn] BoBo says BF can do a ninja walk.
10:40PM - [Autumn] Camper heard something walking to his tent and then hears a heavy stream on his tent. Apparently, BF has a healthy prostate.
10:41PM - [Autumn] BoBo used the term "butt puckered"
10:41PM - [Shawn] Did Bobo just say Butt Puckered?
10:42PM - [Shawn] So, a Sasquatch urinated on this man's tent.
10:43PM - [Autumn] They're picking Matt up on the roadside--bet he's nice and gamey.
10:43PM - [Shawn] He's not wearing his stellar shades
10:45PM - [Autumn] Couple had a rock hit their tent, growls and tree knocks while on a BFRO trip? Sounds like a BFRO ad to me.
10:45PM - [Shawn] Porcupines are believed to eat Bigfoot bones. True or False?
10:45PM - [Shawn] I hear some BFRO expeditions are already sold out.
10:45PM - [Autumn] BFRO--the Mickey-D's of Bigfoot hunting--franchised.
10:47PM - [Shawn] Ohio Preview Commercial... I see Ranae disagreeing with Matt.
10:49PM - [Shawn] Cliff tells witness that they should have handled the rocks better because there could be DNA on the rocks.
10:50PM - [Autumn] Cliff has a crazy idea for a remote control deer-He breathed in too much smudge smoke, didn't he?
10:50PM - [Autumn] I can't help laughing, thinking of a hunter hitting that deer and then be traumatized.
10:52PM - [Shawn] So, they have this deer decoy out at night. Night Vision cameras on.
10:53PM - [Shawn] "That's a Squatch!"
10:53PM - [Shawn] That was Matt before the commercial...
10:56PM - [Shawn] Matt heard a primate like sound using the parabolic mic.
10:57PM - [Autumn] Matt just said "stoked" His 1980s is showing.
10:58PM - [Shawn] Bobo is fired up right now since Cliff claimed he heard something too.
10:58PM - [Shawn] Ranae heard it too. She says it's definitely wasn't a coyote.
10:58PM - [Autumn] BoBo Just said "stoked" His 1980s is showing.
10:59PM - [Shawn] So sasquatches in Canada like to move around a lot. That's why they're difficult to find.
10:59PM - [Shawn] Show is over.
10:59PM - [Autumn] Matt can put 4 squatches in a sentence--he's trying to get me drunk. Final count 47
I am a fan of this show and I will watch it til the end, but my Lord, NOTHING ever happens!! Same pattern every week, and it always ends with Bigfoot calls and no audible responses. Hopefully the Erickson project is released soon so we can mercifully put this show out of its misery!
ReplyDeleteWhere do we go for the live blog?
ReplyDeleteLive blogging will be here. We'll update this article as we go :)
ReplyDeletelooking forward to the commentary..
ReplyDelete...... beacause it wont air on Animal Planet in Canada for a while. I guess if it sounds interesting I may have to watch it on you tube tomorrow.
FYI, not drinking beer tonite, drinking vodka water with a splash of pinnaple juice......... to try and get rid of the winter blues and pretend like I am somewhere warm!
For the drinking game, Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka halfv'ed with pinnaple juice or OJ are quite delicious shots! Tastes like creamsicles! mmmmmmmmm
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ReplyDeleteMatt is my hero in this episode with his slam on Todd Standing being a hoax! BRAV0!
ReplyDeleteNo cable, winter storm here in Washington. I think Monsterquest is better. But looking forward to reading the reviews. Ken- Tumwater, WA
ReplyDeleteBeer man, i didn't realize you're a fellow canuck. I guess the handle should have clued me in.
ReplyDeleteJeremy, I guess your "glass half full" kinda attitude shoulda clued me in too eh! (hehe) Nice guy!
ReplyDeleteI'm actually a west coaster, greater vancouver area, I've been drinkn', in a hot tub too, and now might have to go to bed cause I do have to work in the morning. :(
Ranae and and (canadian) tyler look like a perfect couple! Anyone with me?
ReplyDeleteWait, so they explain they are going to be using the deer. But when exactly in the show did we see them using it? All we got was a couple of campy shots of its head every now and then.
ReplyDeleteI loved the mechanical deer. It was very Wylie Coyote and Roadrunner'ish. Nice touch, Cliff.
ReplyDeleteAutumn, Ur crush on Cliff is blinding you to how BAD this show really is! LOL
ReplyDeleteWell I didn't get to watch the new shown! My guess is no bigfoots!Did Ranae say I explain this as;Well foot count? Anybody!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I missed the live blogging,we had a family reunion and I blame my sister making me drink until 6 a.m.
ReplyDeleteWow,Todd got body slammed from the top rope,and rightly so.
Why the hell would Todd go in the mountains dressed like that?He should know better.....unless....he never goes out to the mountains or forests.
Finally an episode where I'm on Matt's side.
It's a bummer that they came to Canada,my home province and my stomping grounds,only to feature such a clown.
this is a great show @i am the blobsquash - why are you even bothering to comment on this blog just to say something negative? This is a great show and the live blogging was an event to say the least, there are still those of us who know that bigfoot is around
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