Humor: Cloudy with a no chance of Bigfoot DNA [Video]

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Rumor has it that Dr. Ketchum's Bigfoot DNA results will be released by the end of this year. Skeptics have been forecasting that it will not happen this year, or next, or ever. Some even claimed "vaporware."

We're not going to make any predictions yet, but it looks like someone on YouTube is already sending out an advisory warning predicting the Bigfoot DNA Study will be cancelled.



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  1. Sharon DayMonday, December 5, 2011 at 8:59:00 PM PST

    It is definitely foggy and even cloudy. Perhaps if we're lucky, someone will shed light on it. If they hire Biscardi to make the announcement, I guess we all know what that means. BF is in the deep freeze again.

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  2. apehumanMonday, December 5, 2011 at 11:20:00 PM PST

    Shawn there is actually something appealing about this post.
    My little education these last few years on Bigfootery and Bigfooters leaves me questioning everyone's motives, this guy/gal no different - self interest somewhere I am sure(is it monetized?.
    If nothing other than to hear, "pretty cute."
    And it is..

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  3. apehumanMonday, December 5, 2011 at 11:23:00 PM PST

    Oh, i know what it is...
    (b/c actually i would like a solid DNA paper in a solid Journal - so this should have the effect most the posts have had...arrrrrrgggg)

    it's a personal thing (I know I am not alone) I like weather news....it's all about the weather!

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  4. AnonymousTuesday, December 6, 2011 at 3:42:00 PM PST

    well if 1000's of worldwide sightings,100's of tracks some with dermal ridges,100's of photos,numerous videos,Nests and sounds don't convince a person that there is something to the whole bigfoot thing ,then a slip of paper or a magazine stating DNA results will still not convince them either. I personally don't need the DNA results to come to the conclusion that there is a bigfoot. Anyone that has any amount of reasoning power in their head at all should be able to see that with what evidence that is already available there is a creature known as bigfoot.Theres just too much evidence for it all to be faked for 100's of years by 1000's of people all over the world, many of whom do not know each other or even speak the same language.
    No hardcore skeptic will every be convinced by the DNA results.
    Thanks
    Tom
    www.thecryptohunters.com
    or
    www.facebook.com/thecryptohunters

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  5. hucksterfootSaturday, April 7, 2012 at 12:44:00 AM PDT

    Just noticed this ... Thanks for posting it Shawn :]]

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