Humor: Are you Team Justin Smeja? Ten tips and hints to fill your Bigfoot tag this season

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HucksterFoot's Channel on YouTube has some tips on how to bag a Bigfoot. If you're "pro-kill" and you believe the only way to prove Bigfoot's existence is to bag one, then you probably belong to Team Justin Smeja.

If you're not pro-kill, you may want to pass this up as you may not find this a bit funny. In fact, you may find the idea of "bagging" a Bigfoot just plain wrong.

If you want to bag a Bigfoot; the tags are $159.96
They do expire; so good luck this season.
Remember, you can always fish.

Ten tips and hints to fill your Bigfoot tag this season.

10: No matter how much you want to believe or squint at your fresh caught catfish, it still ain't a Bigfoot.

09: Do not leave the forest littered with fruits and vegetables; these attractants just make the forest look silly.

08: Sit quiet once you have found that optimal spot; continue to shut up. Don't start banging on a tree; it's annoying.

07: It's alright If you don't bag a Bigfoot today or this season; you can still say you did, but it will still cost you $159.96

06: Be carefull out there, not everything covered in hair is necessarily covered by your tag.

05: It has come to my attention that peanut butter causes severe constipation in Bigfoots; so stop using it.

04: If you have a phobia of the unknown; just remember there's nothing to be scared about.

03: If you come across a broken sapling, that means Bigfoot is no longer there: move along.

02: Target practicing on shadows and tree stumps improves your skills; if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs, take advantage of this.

01: If you see one, bag it, don't run away like a sissy.

I know you're eager to heat up that roasting pan, but remember to save some for DNA.

Comments

  1. Sharon DayMonday, December 5, 2011 at 6:52:00 AM PST

    Do you get extra points for shooting him in the back? (Smeja bonus shot)

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousMonday, December 5, 2011 at 9:18:00 PM PST

    Wow what a Whore she is (autumn bonus Shot)

    ReplyDelete

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