Humor: Are you Team Justin Smeja? Ten tips and hints to fill your Bigfoot tag this season


HucksterFoot's Channel on YouTube has some tips on how to bag a Bigfoot. If you're "pro-kill" and you believe the only way to prove Bigfoot's existence is to bag one, then you probably belong to Team Justin Smeja.

If you're not pro-kill, you may want to pass this up as you may not find this a bit funny. In fact, you may find the idea of "bagging" a Bigfoot just plain wrong.

If you want to bag a Bigfoot; the tags are $159.96
They do expire; so good luck this season.
Remember, you can always fish.

Ten tips and hints to fill your Bigfoot tag this season.

10: No matter how much you want to believe or squint at your fresh caught catfish, it still ain't a Bigfoot.

09: Do not leave the forest littered with fruits and vegetables; these attractants just make the forest look silly.

08: Sit quiet once you have found that optimal spot; continue to shut up. Don't start banging on a tree; it's annoying.

07: It's alright If you don't bag a Bigfoot today or this season; you can still say you did, but it will still cost you $159.96

06: Be carefull out there, not everything covered in hair is necessarily covered by your tag.

05: It has come to my attention that peanut butter causes severe constipation in Bigfoots; so stop using it.

04: If you have a phobia of the unknown; just remember there's nothing to be scared about.

03: If you come across a broken sapling, that means Bigfoot is no longer there: move along.

02: Target practicing on shadows and tree stumps improves your skills; if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs, take advantage of this.

01: If you see one, bag it, don't run away like a sissy.

I know you're eager to heat up that roasting pan, but remember to save some for DNA.

Comments

  1. Do you get extra points for shooting him in the back? (Smeja bonus shot)

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  2. Wow what a Whore she is (autumn bonus Shot)

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