Gifts for Sasquatch Hunters

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Nicholas Deshais at Inlander.com has a humorous write-up of essentials your lovely Bigfoot Hunters may want this Christmas.
So you’re friends with a large forest ape secretly living in the wilds of North America. He’s as hard to shop for as his existence is to prove, so what to get him? Nothing loud or flashy, obviously, because he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself. Here are a few suggestions. (Write-ups by Nicholas Deshais)

Here are a few items he mentioned:


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Poor Sasquatch. Every time he’s out on a walk, gathering berries or hunting small game, some stupid hipster with an iPhone films him from afar, puts it on the Web and gains instant, fleeting fame. And Bigfoot gets nothing. With this camera, he can film them back, put them on the web and show the world what they were really doing in the woods (which is unmentionable in these family-friendly pages). Buy the headmount so it’s hands-free. $200 • Mountain Gear • 2002 N. Division St.

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After thousands of years living in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, Bigfoot has learned one thing: It’s easy to get lost. Gift him this app, the best out there when it comes to GPS technology. Other pocket machines dedicated to GPS can cost a lot of money. This is a dollar (pay no attention to how much an iPhone costs …). $1 • App Store • Internet

You can checkout some more of these items at Inland.com.

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:30:00 PM PST

    "With this camera, he can film them back, put them on the web and show the world what they were really doing in the woods (which is unmentionable in these family-friendly pages)."

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  2. Sharon DayThursday, December 8, 2011 at 5:51:00 PM PST

    Those are some pretty sweet gifts. Very good ideas. I noticed though, not a rifle on the list. How refreshing.

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  3. RictorThursday, December 8, 2011 at 9:53:00 PM PST

    I wonder if mega size pepper spray would be good in case a Bigfoot is after you for it FOOD!

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