Poison Oak? Poison Ivy? Get Your Sasquatch On! [VIDEO]

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I hate poison ivy. If I could get rid of anything in the world, I would get rid of poison ivy.

Thanks to the new Sasquatch Itch Cream, we don't have to worry about that anymore. This product claims to be a "fast cure for poison oak, poison oak, poison ivy, and vicious insect bites," and best of all it's "Endorsed by Sasquatches Everywhere".

The most potent cure for poison oak & poison ivy rashes. Sasquatch Itch Cream was formulated by a military dermatologist to keep troops in the field. There is nothing stronger on the market for poison oak/ivy rashes. This is not a novelty product. Order online: www.sasquatchcream.com. Free Shipping & 100% money back guarantee.


  • Immediate and Long Term Relief
  • Developed by a former military Dermatologist to cure troops in the field
  • 100% Money Back Guarantee
  • Don't let an itchy rash ruin your outdoor experience
  • Designed to keep you in the bush and out of the doctor's office
  • Weatherproof container fits in backpack, tackle box and first aid kits
  • Great for fishermen, cyclists, scouts, campers, hikers, equestrians, and landscapers
  • The most potent poison ivy & poison oak cream on the market!


Thanks to Paul for sending this in. He found it quite funny he says.

Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, October 26, 2011 at 10:54:00 PM PDT

    Used it. Like it. Hard to find though. Worked on my poison ivy. 9 out of 10 rating. 10 if it were easier to obtain.

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