Cryptids of the Southwest
Mattsquatch presents cryptids and high strangeness in the southwest. You might think it's a desert wasteland, butthere are many reports of all kinds of unexplained creatures roaming the southwest.
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
the desert contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are trekking into the desert be prepared and proceed with extreme caution
ReplyDeletethe desert has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
cheers
Joe
^ has a degree from the college of the bleedin` obvious
Deletemy arse hole is bleedin’ after the pounding it took last night !
Deletecheers
Joe
^. Nothing new here
DeleteStuwart is “stuck on stupid”
^ poor Joe . still i `spect he`s drinking again.
DeleteCrapturds of the southwest
Delete'Gug' I'm enjoying a Hairy Cane
DeleteJoe
Hello lads !
DeleteCheeky as usual i see
especially fake Joe with his hairy cane toad fetish. Oh poor Stuey, if you kissed a toad it wouldn't turn into a prince but go ahead and kiss one and get warts, it might improve your looks
carry on chums, after tomorrow i'll be cheering on the lads against Belgium - go England !
cheers
Joe
Joe you're a foolish fool watching grown men kicking testicles around , Americans carry our testicles in our scrotum like real men
DeleteDuh, I like testicles
DeleteStupid foolish Vegas, as dumb as ever
Delete'Gug', this Hairy Cane is big and has great girth
DeleteJoe
^ triggered, triggered and triggered again
DeleteStuwart is stuck on stupid
the ocean contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are swimming into the ocean be prepared and proceed with extreme caution the ocean has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
Deletecheers
Joe
I can make a Hairy Cane disappear without a trace , 'Gug', so güd
DeleteJoe
Stupid foolish Joe, I'll pray for you
DeleteIn the desert you'll find a horse with no name xx
Deletehaha, good one PIB. it'll take these toddlers a bit to figure that one out
Deleteto the rest of the fake Joes and Bruce- get a bloody life
cheers
Joe
Talking with mouth full of Hairy Cane ^
Delete12;09 you soppy old fart...are you still learning the words and miming in front of the mirror with a cricket bat?
Delete^ a tiresome hack who luvs getting the wicket shoved up his glory hole very slowly
Deletecheers
Joe
Here's that chap^
DeleteThe Military have been aware for a very long time that "Bigfoot is very real...
ReplyDelete"When we examined the blood samples we found out three weird things in it… That blood contained human blood cells, animal blood cells…and chlorophyll. Man, that’s incredible! What the hell was it?"
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2018/06/mysterious-encounters-with-bigfoot-at-military-bases/