Cryptids of the Southwest
Mattsquatch presents cryptids and high strangeness in the southwest. You might think it's a desert wasteland, butthere are many reports of all kinds of unexplained creatures roaming the southwest.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
the desert contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are trekking into the desert be prepared and proceed with extreme caution
ReplyDeletethe desert has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
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Joe
^ has a degree from the college of the bleedin` obvious
Deletemy arse hole is bleedin’ after the pounding it took last night !
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Joe
^. Nothing new here
DeleteStuwart is “stuck on stupid”
^ poor Joe . still i `spect he`s drinking again.
DeleteCrapturds of the southwest
Delete'Gug' I'm enjoying a Hairy Cane
DeleteJoe
Hello lads !
DeleteCheeky as usual i see
especially fake Joe with his hairy cane toad fetish. Oh poor Stuey, if you kissed a toad it wouldn't turn into a prince but go ahead and kiss one and get warts, it might improve your looks
carry on chums, after tomorrow i'll be cheering on the lads against Belgium - go England !
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Joe
Joe you're a foolish fool watching grown men kicking testicles around , Americans carry our testicles in our scrotum like real men
DeleteDuh, I like testicles
DeleteStupid foolish Vegas, as dumb as ever
Delete'Gug', this Hairy Cane is big and has great girth
DeleteJoe
^ triggered, triggered and triggered again
DeleteStuwart is stuck on stupid
the ocean contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are swimming into the ocean be prepared and proceed with extreme caution the ocean has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
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Joe
I can make a Hairy Cane disappear without a trace , 'Gug', so güd
DeleteJoe
Stupid foolish Joe, I'll pray for you
DeleteIn the desert you'll find a horse with no name xx
Deletehaha, good one PIB. it'll take these toddlers a bit to figure that one out
Deleteto the rest of the fake Joes and Bruce- get a bloody life
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Joe
Talking with mouth full of Hairy Cane ^
Delete12;09 you soppy old fart...are you still learning the words and miming in front of the mirror with a cricket bat?
Delete^ a tiresome hack who luvs getting the wicket shoved up his glory hole very slowly
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Joe
Here's that chap^
DeleteThe Military have been aware for a very long time that "Bigfoot is very real...
ReplyDelete"When we examined the blood samples we found out three weird things in it… That blood contained human blood cells, animal blood cells…and chlorophyll. Man, that’s incredible! What the hell was it?"
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2018/06/mysterious-encounters-with-bigfoot-at-military-bases/