"Sea Monster" Discovered On North Somerset Beach
A strange creature recently washed up on North Somerset beach. Is this a mysterious sea monster, or something known? ChaoOnnews reports:
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
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ReplyDeleteRAY DOWNS ASS SUCKS WIND!
DeleteIm ascared of sea monster
ReplyDeleteLooks like an emu
DeleteDEAD IGUANA.
ReplyDeleteOR: A dead Rainbow Snally Gastered Fire Lizard from the nether regions of Pocohontus county.
You decide!
definitely the second one
DeleteChick your ankles must be killing you by now!
DeleteHey Big Jon, you dont have to be lonely. Your local farmers market will be featuring Chick this weekend. Bring the grease, b/c you will have to smear the car door to push her in though
DeleteSmoked!
DeleteHey Anon 7:44, I don't care what you say about me, but picking on a female #1, and #2, picking on someone as sweet as chick makes you a pathetic human being. She has never said anything negative to anyone here even you trolls. Get a life and some therapy. And if you have an ounce of decency in your body, you'l apologize to her.
DeleteWhy do her ankles hurt? Is that a fat joke you sexist pig? She can't help the way she looks. She can't help the way she was born.
DeleteAwe, thanks Big Jon! You always have been quite a gentleman :) Hope you are having a great night!
DeleteAnon 7:53 She can't help that she is happily married. Can you say the same about yourself? Nope.
Deletewrong again dork
DeleteIt doesn't get under my skin big Jon because it is the complete opposite of reality. ;-)
DeleteThornback ray
ReplyDeletelooks like ol mr BEAR BEAST finaly came up from DAVEY JONES LOCKER
ReplyDeleteShhhhh. Quiet. Cornbread is testifying about his terrifying enounter with the bloodless howler. I am escared.
ReplyDeleteOk. It's commercial. As a PSA and because my friend Jay Is in the house I'm going on the record that it's an ostrich wearing a turtleneck sweater. Appears to be J Crew. But could be Abercrombie & Fitch.
ReplyDeleteMike B is a bigfoot hoaxer and liar
Delete7:43 You're a numbskull.
DeleteBigfoot is not real.
Do you get upset when you see Star Wars and end up calling George Lucas a liar?
People post bigfoot videos as entertainment and can't always allow for the reactions of morons that wet their sheets and still believe in an foot tall hairy man.
Damn you and the horse you rode in on, foolish monkey boy.
Mike B is the greatest sasquatch hunter in recorded history. He just can't be on TV because he picks his nose constantly.
Delete* that should be "eight" foot tall...otherwise I put you in your place quite nicely. You're dismissed.
DeleteI'm missing the connection. It seems to be the adolescent mind is the one that believes the booger man is outside their window.
Delete7:43. Entertainment is the primary reason for my highly pixelated enlarged pictures. Your high school photographer used the same technique to hide your pimple faced visage for your yearbook photos, so no one here is lying. Now put your Geranimal PJs on with the footies in them and get to bed. Remember. Giraffe bottom matches Giiraffe top and you'll vid fine.
DeleteBrookreson for President !
DeleteSometimes you have to mix and match a little. Especially if you wet the giraffe bottoms the night before. Hey Mike, hope all is well!
DeleteOr sometimes the pull ups leak and the bottoms still have pee on them from the night before :O then you have to mix and match.....
DeleteGood one DSM!!!!! I second DSM for President!
DeleteThough I keep telling y'all that women hate 'turtlenecks' so even an ostrich wearing one is a turn off.
Mike B is a chronic bigfoot hoaxer and a liar. Both him and Joe the diaper butt
DeleteBrookreson for President!
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