"Sea Monster" Discovered On North Somerset Beach
A strange creature recently washed up on North Somerset beach. Is this a mysterious sea monster, or something known? ChaoOnnews reports:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteRAY DOWNS ASS SUCKS WIND!
DeleteIm ascared of sea monster
ReplyDeleteLooks like an emu
DeleteDEAD IGUANA.
ReplyDeleteOR: A dead Rainbow Snally Gastered Fire Lizard from the nether regions of Pocohontus county.
You decide!
definitely the second one
DeleteChick your ankles must be killing you by now!
DeleteHey Big Jon, you dont have to be lonely. Your local farmers market will be featuring Chick this weekend. Bring the grease, b/c you will have to smear the car door to push her in though
DeleteSmoked!
DeleteHey Anon 7:44, I don't care what you say about me, but picking on a female #1, and #2, picking on someone as sweet as chick makes you a pathetic human being. She has never said anything negative to anyone here even you trolls. Get a life and some therapy. And if you have an ounce of decency in your body, you'l apologize to her.
DeleteWhy do her ankles hurt? Is that a fat joke you sexist pig? She can't help the way she looks. She can't help the way she was born.
DeleteAwe, thanks Big Jon! You always have been quite a gentleman :) Hope you are having a great night!
DeleteAnon 7:53 She can't help that she is happily married. Can you say the same about yourself? Nope.
Deletewrong again dork
DeleteIt doesn't get under my skin big Jon because it is the complete opposite of reality. ;-)
DeleteThornback ray
ReplyDeletelooks like ol mr BEAR BEAST finaly came up from DAVEY JONES LOCKER
ReplyDeleteShhhhh. Quiet. Cornbread is testifying about his terrifying enounter with the bloodless howler. I am escared.
ReplyDeleteOk. It's commercial. As a PSA and because my friend Jay Is in the house I'm going on the record that it's an ostrich wearing a turtleneck sweater. Appears to be J Crew. But could be Abercrombie & Fitch.
ReplyDeleteMike B is a bigfoot hoaxer and liar
Delete7:43 You're a numbskull.
DeleteBigfoot is not real.
Do you get upset when you see Star Wars and end up calling George Lucas a liar?
People post bigfoot videos as entertainment and can't always allow for the reactions of morons that wet their sheets and still believe in an foot tall hairy man.
Damn you and the horse you rode in on, foolish monkey boy.
Mike B is the greatest sasquatch hunter in recorded history. He just can't be on TV because he picks his nose constantly.
Delete* that should be "eight" foot tall...otherwise I put you in your place quite nicely. You're dismissed.
DeleteI'm missing the connection. It seems to be the adolescent mind is the one that believes the booger man is outside their window.
Delete7:43. Entertainment is the primary reason for my highly pixelated enlarged pictures. Your high school photographer used the same technique to hide your pimple faced visage for your yearbook photos, so no one here is lying. Now put your Geranimal PJs on with the footies in them and get to bed. Remember. Giraffe bottom matches Giiraffe top and you'll vid fine.
DeleteBrookreson for President !
DeleteSometimes you have to mix and match a little. Especially if you wet the giraffe bottoms the night before. Hey Mike, hope all is well!
DeleteOr sometimes the pull ups leak and the bottoms still have pee on them from the night before :O then you have to mix and match.....
DeleteGood one DSM!!!!! I second DSM for President!
DeleteThough I keep telling y'all that women hate 'turtlenecks' so even an ostrich wearing one is a turn off.
Mike B is a chronic bigfoot hoaxer and a liar. Both him and Joe the diaper butt
DeleteBrookreson for President!
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