Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
There's no such thing as bigfoot! WAKE UP MORONS!!
ReplyDeleteWell said.
DeleteJust the fact that a dipshit like you believes strongly against, means that we should be strongly for.
DeleteSimple and to the point. I like it.
DeleteIf Bigfoot isnt real, than why is there a blog devoted to the evidence he leaves behind? Riddle me that!
DeleteUm, what evidence, dumbass?
DeleteGo back to youtube McClitoris and make another unfunny video about your small penis that you later found out was your clitoris
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758
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Firsting!
ReplyDeleteWent deep sea fishing last week and captured a merman! He has rather extravagant taste and will only eat smoked salmon and caviar. He cant float around in my jetted tub all day using up all the hot water and wasting all the grocery money. Hes going to have to get a job. Do you think Dyer could set him up?
ReplyDeleteWas it Ethel Merman?
DeleteThere's no bigfoot, like our bigfoot...
DeleteYes, it was Ethel Merman! How did you know this? Has be been sponging at your house too?
Deleteis that a dog or baby bigfoot I hear in the background ?
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