Bigfoot Gives Advice During Trying Times
Bigfoot gives advice during these hard times on coping with social distancing. Who better to give the advice than the expert itself?
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Glagg and Fox are recommending that no one enter the woods for 6 months. Experts agree that the Sasquatch will be using this time to plan their attacks on humankind.
ReplyDelete"experts" ? ----------- like Joe?
Delete^ Hey it`s Mr Snott guy
ReplyDelete(pssst...hey buddy...I ain`t going away)