Witness Attacked By Poop Flinging Bigfoot
Primates are known to fling poop when they are displeased, and apparently bigfoot does it too. What a crappy situation. See what I did there?
Breaking: Derek Randles Releases Most Amazing Thermal Footage of Bigfoot Ever
This photograph was first shown at a Bigfoot conference in Washington over the weekend where witnesses were blown away. While we're currently seeking permission to post the screengrab here, we'll provide the link to the image on Facebook for now. The image is just a snapshot of a 5 minute-long footage of a Bigfoot caught on thermal. Washington Bigfoot researcher Derek Randles explains the image:
Do gorillas throw crap? I thought it was just small monkeys and chimps. Who knows? I mean, who doesn’t like throwing crap? Bigfoot crap must be as big as a duraflame log, and depending on what this thing eats, if we’re talking hard or firm , a shot to the side of the head could kill you. That’s why my team is gonna wear oversized helmets from now on. Thanks for the heads up!
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