Witness Attacked By Poop Flinging Bigfoot
Primates are known to fling poop when they are displeased, and apparently bigfoot does it too. What a crappy situation. See what I did there?
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Do gorillas throw crap? I thought it was just small monkeys and chimps. Who knows? I mean, who doesn’t like throwing crap? Bigfoot crap must be as big as a duraflame log, and depending on what this thing eats, if we’re talking hard or firm , a shot to the side of the head could kill you. That’s why my team is gonna wear oversized helmets from now on. Thanks for the heads up!
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