Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Definitely a bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteSkeptics will be schooled in 2020.
Joetomi
That must be a Yowie. See all the burn marks on his forehead.
ReplyDeleteIt's only real if its extremely blurry!
ReplyDeleteIts Patty
ReplyDeletePaterson created a suit that continues to fool plenty of rubes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I’m sure if you took a grainy film from 200 feet away of some boob walking around with the mask on, you could find a few quack “experts” to declare that it couldn’t possibly be fake.
DeleteNaaah ! A pro like me can never be fooled with this sub standard mask. only a fool would be fooled and i'm not one so that is that
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Joe
I do, however, think that the Topstone Caveman mask used by Roger Patterson is quite convincing.
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Joe
^ PS wears his topstone mask and blevins onesie to bed with his teddy
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Joe