The rise of the Dogman is imminent. These demons have been breeding and planning for their foretold release on the world. Soon the order will be given and these creatures will be unleashed on humanity. Those with the mark of God will be spared but those without will be devoured. Revelation says "locusts" but the original translation from Aramic, Greek and Latin reveals that locust or Loki means ravenous appetite wolfmen. July 4 2020 is when America will be destroyed by a cataclysmic event. Make the most of the time you have left.
Famed Area 51 employee Bob Lazar has apparently gone rogue and stolen an alien craft. If you see Mr. Lazar do not approach. He is considered armed and dangerous. Please call Duncan at once.
Apparently Al and Duncan Bielek have returned from the year 2026. The Bielek bros. reveal a shocking message to humanity. Aliens will land on the White House law in July 2020. They are here to help mankind and have brought an ancient scroll which details how humans were created by using pig, ape and Neanderthal DNA. The scroll is currently being deciphered by a Quantam computer.
URGENT UPDATE - Scientists at Los Alamos and Wright Patterson are rejoicing after breaking the Alien code on the scroll. Apparently the title page reads "To Serve Man". Impromptu celebrations have been reported across the Scientific community at the Lockheed Skunk works, Groom Lake, and underneath the Denver airport. Primatologist Todd Disotel is quoted as saying " Wow, just wow! I can't believe I lived long enough to witness this interspecies shindig". Dr. Jack Finke of McMaster U in Hamilton says " In your face" Dr. and Mrs. Squatch"
Admiral Byrd of Antarctic fame has left behind an encrypted document says NASA spokesperson Cally Homet yesterday during a press briefing. "We have the best minds in the Scientific community working on this enigma Ms. HHomet reported yesterday at JPL in Pasadena. Preliminary analysis reveal Trump to be the Antichrist and Pence Baalzebul. "Yes I'm a demon Pence admitted to the whitehouse press corp. "Anyone got a problem with it?", Pence responded after spewing fire and setting the lectern with the Presidential seal on fire.
Cyanocephali are dogheaded peoples of legend or are they? Marco Polo, Alexander the Great, Napoleon and Mohhamed all claimed to see these creatures and interact with them. Different from todays Dogman these gentle creatures were silk weavers and wore pant suits.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
The rise of the Dogman is imminent.
ReplyDeleteThese demons have been breeding and planning for their foretold release on the world. Soon the order will be given and these creatures will be unleashed on humanity. Those with the mark of God will be spared but those without will be devoured. Revelation says "locusts" but the original translation from Aramic, Greek and Latin reveals that locust or Loki means ravenous appetite wolfmen. July 4 2020 is when America will be destroyed by a cataclysmic event. Make the most of the time you have left.
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Famed Area 51 employee Bob Lazar has apparently gone rogue and stolen an alien craft. If you see Mr. Lazar do not approach. He is considered armed and dangerous. Please call Duncan at once.
ReplyDeleteApparently Al and Duncan Bielek have returned from the year 2026. The Bielek bros. reveal a shocking message to humanity. Aliens will land on the White House law in July 2020. They are here to help mankind and have brought an ancient scroll which details how humans were created by using pig, ape and Neanderthal DNA. The scroll is currently being deciphered by a Quantam computer.
ReplyDeleteURGENT UPDATE - Scientists at Los Alamos and Wright Patterson are rejoicing after breaking the Alien code on the scroll. Apparently the title page reads "To Serve Man". Impromptu celebrations have been reported across the Scientific community at the Lockheed Skunk works, Groom Lake, and underneath the Denver airport. Primatologist Todd Disotel is quoted as saying " Wow, just wow! I can't believe I lived long enough to witness this interspecies shindig". Dr. Jack Finke of McMaster U in Hamilton says " In your face" Dr. and Mrs. Squatch"
ReplyDeleteAdmiral Byrd of Antarctic fame has left behind an encrypted document says NASA spokesperson Cally Homet yesterday during a press briefing. "We have the best minds in the Scientific community working on this enigma Ms. HHomet reported yesterday at JPL in Pasadena. Preliminary analysis reveal Trump to be the Antichrist and Pence Baalzebul. "Yes I'm a demon Pence admitted to the whitehouse press corp. "Anyone got a problem with it?", Pence responded after spewing fire and setting the lectern with the Presidential seal on fire.
ReplyDeleteCyanocephali are dogheaded peoples of legend or are they?
ReplyDeleteMarco Polo, Alexander the Great, Napoleon and Mohhamed all claimed to see these creatures and interact with them. Different from todays Dogman these gentle creatures were silk weavers and wore pant suits.