Squatch-D TV
From the Squatchdetective, the latest episode of Squatch-D TV with host Steve Kulls and Chris Bennet.
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Scientists have recently asked "exactly how big is Steve Kull's head?" cause that sucker is big.
ReplyDeleteThe answer is surprising. The distance from the earth to the sun is about 8.5 light-minutes. The distance across our galaxy is about 150,000 light-years and the distance across the observable Universe is about 95,000,000,000 light-years. Estimates of the Kull Head Diameter are difficult due to the limitations of our technology but current estimates put it roughly equivalent to the diameter of Uranus.
Bet you'd never say that to his face mate ! He'd twist your wanker into a pretzel and feed it to you with some ale to wash it down !
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Joe
Wnker pretzel, 'Gug' so good 'Gug'
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When your hat size is measures in parsecs.
DeleteOh man ya'll need to stop dissing Steve Kull's head. Dude was born with that mellon. Give it a rest.
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