Squatch-D TV
From the Squatchdetective, the latest episode of Squatch-D TV with host Steve Kulls and Chris Bennet.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Scientists have recently asked "exactly how big is Steve Kull's head?" cause that sucker is big.
ReplyDeleteThe answer is surprising. The distance from the earth to the sun is about 8.5 light-minutes. The distance across our galaxy is about 150,000 light-years and the distance across the observable Universe is about 95,000,000,000 light-years. Estimates of the Kull Head Diameter are difficult due to the limitations of our technology but current estimates put it roughly equivalent to the diameter of Uranus.
Bet you'd never say that to his face mate ! He'd twist your wanker into a pretzel and feed it to you with some ale to wash it down !
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Joe
Wnker pretzel, 'Gug' so good 'Gug'
DeleteJoe
When your hat size is measures in parsecs.
DeleteOh man ya'll need to stop dissing Steve Kull's head. Dude was born with that mellon. Give it a rest.
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