Bigfoot and Beyond with Cliff and Bobo
Cliff and Bobo talk bigfoot, and make a few fart jokes along the way. As they said, it will be a real gas.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
I want to quit my job and make a living with bigfoot. How do I go about doing that?
ReplyDeleteAre you ready to post countless videos on YouTube telling stories about Bigfoot? Are you willing to lie and hoax to gain notoriety and followers? Are you open to proclaiming yourself an "expert" on Bigfoot? Do you have the confidence to stand before a crowd at Bigfoot conventions and peddle bullshit? Do you have the business sense to market Bigfoot related merchandise at those conventions? You won't get rich but you might make enough to pay the bills especially if you write a book. Remember, you can just make things up. No one is going to check - they WANT to believe. You might even open a Bigfoot museum someday!
DeleteHey, it worked for someone as dumb as Bobo and Cliff - it might just work for you as well!
Now if only you only knew how to hoax that evidence, you’d be off to your amazing money making career eh?
DeleteThe mainstream media peddles bullshit every day. They get paid well.
DeleteSo you can point out what hoaxed evidence they peddle, correct? Great! We’re on our to being proper Scrooge McDucks...
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Deleteso what's holding you lads back from enjoying a life of luxury and splendor ? oh yeah, you'd have to put your crack pipes down and get off your arse to do anything. Righto, i guess that settles that question
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^ here because he enjoys fart jokes...if only it came the smell too and he`d orgasm
DeleteBobo and Cliff are the most credible names in Bigfoot today.
ReplyDeleteDr. Meldrum is the most credible name in bigfoot today. Cliff is credible too. Bobo, maybe not so much after that comment in an episode of Finding Bigfoot about squatches speaking Apache.
DeleteSo after YEARS of maintaining others... Meldrum is credible now?
DeleteDo you know what year it is? Do you know who the current president is? Who won the World Series in 2018?
^ here because he enjoys fart jokes...if only it came the smell too and he`d orgasm
DeleteMeldrum is credible now and always has been.
ReplyDelete^ has pics of Todd Standing in his bedroom
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