Witness Terrified He Would Lose His Dog
From the Cryptid Connection podcast comes guest Shane Lee talking about his experiences with bigfoot.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Why don't they just use cyanide laced bait, a bigfoot "offering," to poison a sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteBobo says that squatches can't resist foods like bacon and doughnuts and peanut butter. Just take all three and pile them up and apply a generous amount of cyanide and leave the "offering" out for the next bigfoot to ingest. It will then keel over within seconds, and there is the specimen / proof for science.
Bigfoot is immune to all poisons
ReplyDeleteYou might unintentionally poison a cub scout.
DeleteDid anyone ever try putting a very small tracking device in some food left out for a bigfoot? Once the sasquatch eats it, you can follow its signal in the woods. Once you home in on the signal, you can blast it with a high powered rifle.
ReplyDelete