Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
'Gug', if bigfoot disabled the loo I would eat the fresh Delicious turds,'Gug' , turds so good
ReplyDeleteJolly turd eating
Cheers
Joe
Hey old man ! I see you're still here talking trash. Carry on old timer.
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^ spelled it wrong again have you?
Deletehe meant to sign off thus..."HOMO"...like the rest of his queer buddies here...eh Joe?
"Life was like a box of homos"
ReplyDeleteForrest Gump.
"I love the smell of Homos in in the morning."
"Do you feel like a Homo, Punk?
Well do you?".
"Were off to see the Homo, the Wonderful Homo of Oz".
"If you build it the Homo will come"
Bigfoot disables Gus Wermer's BS riddled encounter. Just remember Werm Karma will out!
ReplyDeleteIts well known in Navy circles that the F-22 raptor has a Sasquatch strapped to the bottom of the craft to jam enemy radar.
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