Did you know that Khat Hansen was once married to Jim Plunkett and that in the divorce settlement, Khat received custody of his priceless Heisman trophy which is now on display in her home museum right next to the Hope Diamond and the original copy of the PGF film?
Well actually it was Khat's Grandfather (also an Archeologist) who discovered the Hope Diamond. Also just to clear up the mystery of PGF. Khat actually shot the film and when the Government murdered Roger she was coerced into silence. So in reality its the HPGF film. Roger screamed like a baby when they saw Patty and was catatonic so Khat grabbed the camera and filmed the creature.
Khat actually invented football. Apparently in our timeline football didnt exist until Khat went with Al Bielek and his brother Duncan back to 1906 where she wrote out the rules to the sport and thus changed history for the better.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Is it Jim Plunket?
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Khat Hansen was once married to Jim Plunkett and that in the divorce settlement, Khat received custody of his priceless Heisman trophy which is now on display in her home museum right next to the Hope Diamond and the original copy of the PGF film?
Delete"plunk" = the sound of a brick hitting the water
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DeleteNo, I think it's Frank Zappa.
DeleteWell actually it was Khat's Grandfather (also an Archeologist) who discovered the Hope Diamond. Also just to clear up the mystery of PGF. Khat actually shot the film and when the Government murdered Roger she was coerced into silence. So in reality its the HPGF film. Roger screamed like a baby when they saw Patty and was catatonic so Khat grabbed the camera and filmed the creature.
ReplyDeleteIs that something akin to a PDF?
DeleteI got some o` dem fings from da interweb fingy.
Khat actually invented football. Apparently in our timeline football didnt exist until Khat went with Al Bielek and his brother Duncan back to 1906 where she wrote out the rules to the sport and thus changed history for the better.
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